A/N: I just awnt to say this:

Silente Faerie 64 helped me alot with the 9th chappie, and I want you to thank her! not me! she came up with the narusaku scene there, and she invented the special-edition cow-printed pants! it wasn't for her, the chappie wouldn't have been funny at all! so THANK HER! NOT ME! HER! she co-wrote this chappie! if you don't thank her, then I'll hunt you down and make Naru-chan sing the Ramen song for you...AND DANCE!

anyways, I wanna give you an insight of how Neji and TenTen act when he comes home covered in cowpoop...and he is OOC...

and btw...this isn't BETA'd:P:P it's a surprise for Silente Faerie 64...

When Neji got home, he was greeted by TenTen, who was backing away from his, holding her nose.

"Gaara's cows." Neji said, crossing his arms. "Had to carry them, almost killed one of them." Neji did a 360(a circle), making TenTen shriek from disgust. "IT CRAPPED ON ME!" Neji glared at his wife, who was now laughing her ass of. He then got an idea, and a smirk found its way to his face.

"Umm, well" TenTen was very aware of the glare she was receiving from Neji."You go take a shower, and then- Neji? Why are you looking at me like that? NO! Stay BACK! I MEAN IT! If you take one step closer, I'll-NO NEJI!" Neji now had his arms around TenTen, smirking so very Neji-like, it made TenTen weak at the knees.

"EWW! COW POOP! I hate you Neji-kun!" TenTen glared at her husband, whose smirk was now widening into a grin. "Love you too, TenTen." Neji said, as he kissed her.

"You're in big trouble, Hyuuga Neji!" TenTen pouted, blushing slightly.

"Well, you're making me wait so damn long for my Hikari!" Neji kissed her again, before kneeling down to face her bloated stomach. "Has mommy been nice today?" Neji hugged her middle, making TenTen giggle.

"Ok, Neji-kun! Hey! That tickles!" TenTen giggled as Neji kissed her belly. "HYUUGA NEJI! If you don't take a shower right NOW, I'll make sure team SNS will be no more!" TenTen glared at Neji, waiving her hands in the air. "I HAVE HORMONES, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!"

Neji gulped and quickly made his way to the bathroom. Feeling TenTen's glare through the door, he locked it.

A/N: I know it's short...but I really had to post this! THANK HER! >:)

or else I will wait for a few months befre posting more:P:D:P:D:P:D

didn't mean to be a btch, but this is important to us

BYE!