The next day the couple woke up in a cell with Dooku and Anakin said as she was still waking up "Mmm Honey. What happened." Obi-Wan said to his wife as he woke up "Ah, well, I guess that pirate crew is stronger than we thought, sweetheart." She said "I only took a sip." Obi-Wan said "We were drugged, obviously." Anakin asked her husband "Why would they risk losing the ransom?Obi-Wan told her "The deal appears to have changed. They must be trying to triple their payday. They hear Dooku say "A shrewd observation, Master Kenobi." Anakin complained "Oh, great. It's you." Dooku told her "I did warn you these pirates were devious. you will notice our shackles are bound together. I have tried to seperate myself from you two so you two could get time together, but to no avail."They had handcuffs on connected to each other and is also connected to Dooku's handcuffs as well. Anakin said as she and her husband stood up and she said "It's bad enough we have to be in the same cell, but could you at least spare me the sound of you constant chatter." Dooku asked her "And while I hold my tongue, the two of you will devise a brilliant strategy for getting off this forsaken planet?" The couple said together "Yes." Dooku said "Excellent."
Later Dooku sees a tray of food with a knife on it and he lifts the tray and the knife up with the Force and Anakin asked the man who cutted off her left arm which caused her to need a cybernetic armas a replacement "Don't you think our priority should be escape first, eat second?" Dooku moved the plate towards them and said to Obi-Wan "Do Control your wife's insolence so I can concentrate." Dooku then drops the plate but the knife stayed moving towards them and it turned around and Obi-Wan said "Anakin Sweetheart." She asked "What?" He told her "Control your insolence. The count is concentrating, sweetheart." Dooku moves the knife towards a keypad that is next to the door of the cell he then inserts the knife into the keypad and the door slides open and he said "Well done, if I do say so myself." Obi-Wan said "Most impressive." They walk out.
A little later they walk and sneak quietly and Anakin asked "We do know where we're going, Don't we?" Obi-Wan said quietly to his wife "Hush sweetheart." Obi-Wan then asked Dooku "Do we know where we're going?" Dooku said "quiet." He then kicks a weequay that is walking towards them, the door that the weequay came through closed, Anakin checks the weequay's body and Dooku said "I was brought this way when I was captured. It was open then. Anakin found the door key and she said "Hey, I found the door key." Unbeknown to them Hondo's pet kowakian-monkey-lizard was watching them. Dooku said walking towards the door "This is the way to the hangar." Obi-Wan asked " Yes, but are you sure it's safe? " Anakin inserts the key into the keypad and she said "The key works." Obi-Wan asked again "Is it safe?" Dooku replied " Of course it is. " the door slides open and they are met with seven weequays who then notice them and points their guns at them and Obi-Wan mutters "Right." Then they look behind and a few weequay's came in from behind and one of them said "Hold it right there, Jedi." They were to open back to the cell
Later back in the cell a weequay and Hondo were there while putting extra cuffs on them and Anakin said to herself "What were we thinking, following a Sith Lord?" Hondo walked around the married Jedi couple and Dooku asked himself "Oh, what to do? What to do? What to do?" Hondo then said "I don't want to kill you, per se. In fact you seem like decent people even you, count. This is just business, and once I get my money, we can go back to being friends." Hondo then laughs and said "It's very simple. Now, try not to complicate things by breaking out again." The weequays in th room pointed their guns at the Jedi and Sith Lord as they walked out of the cell. Obi-Wan stated "We have to get out of here before the Republic arrives with the ransom." Dooku said "For once, I agree with you."
A while later Obi-Wan waved his hand and he said to the guard "You do not want to stand guard." The guard repeated him "I do not want to stand guard" Obi said "You want to deactivate the cell bars and go out drinking." The guard repeated the Jedi again "I want to deactivate the cell bars and go out drinking. The guard opened the door and walked away. The couple along with Dooku walked out the door again and Anakin compliments her husband " Not bad. " Dooku said sarcastically "Oh, yes, most impressive, Master Kenobi."
As the Jedi couple and Dooku sneaked through the base so they could escape and Obi-Wan said to Dooku "Oh, hurry it up, Dooku." They went to hide at some boxes that were in front of them and a weequay that they were hiding from exited the room into the door in front of them and Anakin said to her husband "You should be more patient, honey. After all the count is an elderly gentlemen and doesn't move like he used to." Obi-Wan said to her "I suppose you're right, sweetheart." Dooku said "I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies."
soon the base's alarms sounds and the Jedi couple and Dooku run and Dooku knocks boxes behind them down with the Force and they ran around the corner and Anakin kinda a door open with her foot and they fell over and Obi-Wan said "Now we just have to find a way beyond that wall." Anakin said as she stood up "Let's go." She ran and picked up a metal stick weequays run out the door towards them and Anakin, her husband and Dooku ran and she aimed the stock at the edge of the ground the weequays started shooting at them and they flew into the air and she grabbed the ledge of the wall and her husband was underneath her and Dooku was underneath him and she said "This is not going well." She tries to pull herself upwards and the weequays started shooting at them again and they dodged the blaster bolts but one of the blaster bolts hit Dooku's part of the handcuffs and he starts to falls downwards but Obi-Wan grand his hands and Anakin asked them "Hey, what are you guys going?" She stated as she tries to climb upwards more " You're too heavy. I can't do it. " The weequays stop shooting and Anakin ordered her husband "Drop Dooku, honey. " she then looks upwards to see Hondo and he sighs and said "I guess this means we won't be friends."
Anakin, her husband and Dooku were locked back up in their cell but they're handcuffs are no longer binder together and Obi-Wan said while looking at his wife while sitting in front of her "We have to find a way out of here before Senator Kharras and Jar Jar arrive. We'll look like fools." But Unbeknown to them Kharras is dead. Anakin stood up ,walked over to Dooku she said "I think it's time to lose the dead weight." Obi-Wan said to her "Anakin, sweetheart." Then their cell door opened and three weequays walked in and one of them said to the Jedi couple "Hey, you two, come with us." The weequays took both Anakin and her husband from the cell leaving Dooku alone.
The Jedi couple are being tortured by their bodies as they're in an electrical field and they are in front of Hondo in the main room of the base the same one they passed out in and Obi-Wan said "I take it the Republic didn't arrive with the ransom." Weequays laugh at them and Hondo said "Ah,cane Republic obviously doesn't want the Sith Lord." Obi-Wan was confused and asked "They didn't show?" Hondo said "Oh, oh they did. They did show with a huge army that they thought would be enough to get the better of me, Hondo!" Anakin was in disbelief and she said "That can't be right." Hondo asked her " Are you calling me a liar? " she asked "Uh, isn't that what you do for a living?" He told her " You reject my hospitality, refuse to wait in your cell, and now you're going to insult me?! " she said "I'm just saying." Obi-Wan said "Anakin,sweetheart." She asked " What? He is a pirate. " Hondo reaches for a device from his jacket and Obi-Wan said "Yes, but this may not be the best time for you to speak, sweetheart." She protested and said "But you-" Her husband interrupts her and he said "At all, Anakin." Hondo presses a button on the device that is in his hand and the married Jedi couple gets shocked with electricity and they not yell and some of the Weequays that are watching cheered and soon the power goes out and Both Anakin and her husband stop being electrocuted and get freed due to power loss and Hondo asked "What happened to the power?" He stated "I was having fun." Then both Anakin and Obi-Wan grabs their lightsabers that the weequayan pirates stole from them with the Force and they activate them and cut each other's handcuffs and Anakin pulled Hondo hostage by headlocking him with her lightsaber and he said "What the-" Hondo's pet jumps off his shoulder and the weequays all point their guns at the Jedi married couple.
Anakin walks backwards with Hondo in her custody and Obi-Wan defends them with his lightsaber and Hondo asked "What chance do you really have, Jedi?" He orders as they get outside the base "Now let me go, and I might let you live." She said to the weequayan pirates "Approach us,and he dies." The couple turned their heads to see two tanks of Hondo 's gang and Hondo said to them "Looks like your forces were destroyed, Jedi." Suddenly one of the tanks hatches opens up and they see that it is Jar Jar and he yelled "Annie! Obi!" The married Jedi couple were surprised that Jar Jar was in the tanks and she said "Jar Jar?" Jar Jar said " Mesa have arrived with the spicen. " Obi-Wan to the gungan "Excellent, Jar Jar assuming the pirates still have Count Dooku to trade." They then notice a spaceship that looks like one of those that crashed into Roswell in July 1947 start up, it lifts up and head towards space and Anakin said "Well, that answers that question." They walk backwards more and as they got near the Twilight Obi-Wan said to the clone standing next to the ship "Commander, start the engines, please." The Clone walks into the ship and Hondo asked "So what now, Jedi. You're going to arrest me, eh?" Obi-Wan deactivates his lightsaber and said "No, Anakin sweetheart, release him." She protested by saying "What?" Obi-Wan said "Captain, you have nothing we want, and since we're not prisoners anymore, you have no bargaining power." Jar Jar said " What? Yousa was in bombad trouble? Mesa rescued you. " She said "No Jar Jar. We weren't in any trouble." Obi-Wan said "Let's leave on even terms." Anakin lets go of Hondo and she deactivate d her lightsaber and Obi-Wan walks up the ramp of h his wife 's ship and as he reach the top of the ramp he turned around looked at Hondo the pirates start charging towards the couple but Hondo stood them and said "Hold. Hold!" He askedAnakin and her husband "Jedi, after everything, you're just going to walk away?" Obi-Wan said "We have no quarrel with you, and we seek no revenge." Hondo agreed and said "Indeed. Very honorable Master Jedi." Obi-Wan added "Oh captain, you will find that Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor, and he knows where you live." The couple , Jar Jar and the clones all entered the ship and the lifted off and headed towards space towards Coruscant.
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