Sasha: AARRGH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WHERE IS SHE?
Chander: Who are you speaking of?
Sasha: The Lunatic! It's been WEEKS! I'm bored out of my MIND!
Mustang: Do you think we should be worried?
Chander: Why? I myself am quite enjoying this vacation-
Lovely Lady Lunatic: Sucks for you, Fluffy.
Sasha: Where have you been?
Master Mushroom King: With me.
Chander: WHAT?
Lovely Lady Lunatic: I decided that this story didn't have enough flow, so I decided to write a new and improved version. Master Mushroom King helped.
Master Mushroom King: Not really… I just gave advice as to what might make the story more interesting. I'm a reader, not a writer.
Lovely Lady Lunatic: To those of you who like the story the way it is, I'm really sorry, but I was getting bored of writing it, and when the author is bored, everyone is.
Chander: Will you be changing anything significant?
Lovely Lady Lunatic: Yep. We are turning Sasha from an annoying bitch into an annoying, immature, slightly cuter bitch. The plot is the same, though.
Sasha: WHAT?
Lovely Lady Lunatic: Just give it a shot, guys. It's called The Messenger of Truth. READ IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH BEFORE YOU TRY TO KILL ME. Thanks!