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Merciless Fox Child Chapter 10
The Day the Hair God Got Pissed
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2 Days Later…
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Naruto sighed contently. Throughout the last few days he had managed to get everything sorted out between him teams and the hokage. It felt nice to finally be at peace. Everything was calm. Looking around, birds were chirping, flowers were blooming. It was too early still for anyone to be up, so he had some time to himself whereas he could finally relax. It was nice to be out of all the ruckus and finally have some peace and quiet.
Not.
Okay, this was not okay. Time to change some things. He looked around and saw that the hokages' faces looked quite dry today… Nah, he already did that and it wasn't that fun. Maybe tomorrow? Yeah, he'd save that honor for tomorrow. Maybe he could—NO. How the hell could he forget! The shampoo bottles! Of course! How could he forget!
'Hehehe… Just you wait…'
If anyone were awake right now they probably would have pissed their pants at the evil aura he was emitting and his creepy face and snickering that made him appear to be mentally insane… :)
:D
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With Sakura
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Sakura yawned widely.
'Time for another day of Sasuke staliking~.'
She got up and looked around for her alarm clock; and, lo and behold, there it was-right where she had left it-just waiting to be read...
She looked over at the clock and carefully read the time...
It was off.
Well, shit.
But, oh well~!
It's not like it mattered anyway. Kakashi-sensei was going to be late-again-so whether or not she was late, didn't really matter.
So, she went over to the bathroom to begin her morning routine which began with a shower.
Now, in the shower, she made sure to clean her body until she was squeeky clean; not stopping until her skin was almost as pink as her hair. Once done with that, and shaving of course, she moved on to 'lathering, rinsing, and repeating'. She squeezed out a healthy amount of shampoo and began massaging it into her scalp and many stands of hair. Afterward, she rinsed it out and moved onto conditioning-this time leaving it in much longer while she just relaxed. All done, having rinsed the conditioner out, she stepped out of the shower and dried herself off, then proceding to do the rest of her morning routine.
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With Kakashi
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Kakashi opening his eyes to his Ichi-Ichi Paradise poster on his ceiling. Blushing and giggling pervertedly, he sat up and streched his arms. Not bothering to check the time, as it honestly didn't matter to him, he got up out of bed and began doing morning streches and his morning work out.
After that was through, Kakashi proceded to take up more time by taking a shower.
A nice, loooooooooong shower.
Anyway.
There, Kakashi did everything he'd normally do in the shower and more.
After taking up as much time as possible to not only clean, but relax and unwind after his nice long workout, he stepped out and dried himself off, before proceding to get ready and get dressed.
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With Sasuke
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Sasuke opened his eyes.
And he stared.
And stared.
And then he began to yaw-NO!
Sasuke quickly coved his mouth and forced himself to stop.
Uchihas do NOT yawn.
It is illmannered and rude.
But it feels sooooo gooooooooood~~!
Sucking up his pride and wiping the tears of shame from his eyes, Sasuke allowed himself to yawn.
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Now, a moment of silence, please, for Sasuke's dearly departed pride...
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Anyway.
Sasuke got up and did his morning exercies like any other dedicated shinobi that actually cared about being a shinobi and not fangirling.
Afterwards, he took a shower and then dried off. Standing in front of the mirror he took some gel and attempted to force the hair on the back of his head down. (1)
This process continued for approximately six hours.
The result of all his hardwork was: a permanant duck butt-head that refused to disappear...
The next two or three hours were spent practicing his scowling in a mirror. (2)
Great work Sasuke, great work.
The rest of his morning routine-you don't need to know.
This is a need to know basis, here.
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Sort of.
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Everyone in Konaha except Naruto
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
That day was later to be known as the day the legendary hair God got pissed and decided to take it out on Konoha.
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The shinobi were stuck in an aqward silence...
An extremely large amount of shinobi had gathered on the hokage monument shortly after the incident had occured, and were currently admiring each others hair.
Sakura had a green afro that almost seemed to sparkle...
Kakashi had black that was really shiny and for some reason refused to stick up... (3)
Gai had silver that was dull and for some reason wouldn't go down no matter what... (3)
Lee's was red and spiky... (4)
Neji had blond and spiky... (5)
Tenten had gray and wavy...
Hinata had orange and spiky... (6)
Kiba had blond and spiky... (7)
Shino was pink and sparky and afro like and~...
Kurenai was purple and perfectly strait... (8)
Ino had green and curly...
Shikamaru had strait blond... (9)
Chouji had a red afro...
Asuma had powder pink and spiky...
Sarutobi had an ENOURMAS orange afro... (10)
Jiriya had EXTREMELY curly rainbow hair~...
And, finally, Sasuke had pink duck-butt hair. What the fuck? Why can't he get rid of the the duck butt? WHY WON'T IT GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY? (11) (12)
And they were all thinking the same thing...
'!'
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Somewhere else...
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'Hehehee! Much better!'
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Chapter 10: End
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(1, 2, and 11) Sasuke didn't notice it when he was looking in the mirror because he was too distraced by his stubborn duck butt hair style and his scowling technique.
(3)-Kakashi and Gai switched~!
(4)-Like gaara...
(5)-Like Jiriya, except blond! Like Minato or Naruto!
(6)-Like Pein but longer!
(7)-Naruto: Ha! Take that! Now you look like me!
(8)-Kind of like Hinata.
(9)-Like Deidara.
(10)-Naruto: ORANGE! UAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
(12)-Like Sakura but he still has his duck-butt~!
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