I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until they got a hold of me
I opened doors for level 126s
I helped the noobs learn to play
I got no friends 'cause they read the scrolls
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
No more Mister Nice User
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice User
They say he's a noob , he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the scrolls
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
A wolf bit me on leg today
My cat clawed my eye
My mom's been thrown out of saradomian circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, the Abbot Langley
Punched me in the nose

He said,
No more Mister Nice User
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice User
They say he's a noob , he's obscene

The original was by Alice Cooper and was called No More Mr. Nice Guy