A/N: Hey guys! Sorry this took so long. I promise to update more frequently and… that's it. Ha, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't even have any money.
"So what do you guys wanna do now?" asked Krillin as they walked out the mall.
"We're going to my house. Weren't you listening" Bulma rolled her eyes.
"I meant what we are going to do when we get there"
"Oh. Well why didn't you just say that? Well my parents are in Paris for the week for some convention. We can do whatever."
"Bulma didn't you get a new hot tub?" asked 18.
"yeah, a small indoor one" she shrugged.
Chichi stopped walking "SMALL? That thing is huge! It's the size of a large pool, then next to it is a pool the size of 2 large pools!"
Bulma rolled her eyes "So?"
"Anyways, we can just hang out in there" 18 suggested.
"That's a good idea but none us have our swim clothes" Goku interjected.
"Have you seen that closet of Bulma's? I'm more than positive she has something for all of us"
Bulma nodded "Then it's settled. Quick question though. Why are we walking when Goku has instant transmission? On top of that you guys can fly. Plus I have like 3 capsule cars in my pocket."
"Huh... I guess I never thought of that."
With that every one grabbed onto Goku and he transmitted everyone to Bulma's house.
-Bulma's Room-
Bulma handed the guys some swim trunks "Alright guys you go ahead. We'll meet you down there. Come on girls" She pulled the girls into her very large closet.
"Okay chichi, this red bikini is for you and oh 18 this blue one brings out your eyes!" said Bulma rummaging through one of her many swimsuit racks.
"Where are your fitting rooms again? I always get lost in here." said 18.
Bulma pointed to a large sign behind her that read fitting room "I started labeling things the last time you got lost in here."
Bulma ended up wearing a black bikini because it didn't "clash with her hair" about a half an hour later they were all dressed and ready and headed towards the pool room.
"Krillin, where are Goku and Vegeta?" asked Chichi
Krillin started to laugh. "I played a little joke on them. I put A LOT of alcohol in their sprite. They got sooo drunk and flew off" Krillin smiled proud of himself.
"So... Let me get this strait. You got short tempered homicidal Vegeta drunk and mildly retarded Goku-"
"HEY!" said Chichi offended.
Bulma rolled her eyes "Anyways, mildly retarded Goku: The only one strong enough to stop Vegeta if tries to do something stupid, drunk as well?!"
"well... Um when you put it like that-"
18 smacked him in the back of the head. "What the hell is wrong with you!"
"IM SORRY!" he rubbed the back of his head.
"Chichi get Goku on the phone and try to figure out where they are." Bulma sighed shaking her head.
-Phone call-
Goku: He-Hello
Chichi: Goku where are you guys
Goku: VEGETA NOOOO! Yuh cant jus blow up cities like dhat. Now go pologize to the survivors! *background: SHUDUP KAKERHHOT Ima prince. I do what I wanna.*
Chichi: Goku what the hell is going on there!?"
Goku: I ghatta go chi. I luhh yuh!
Goku hangs up the phone.
"so... Where are they? What's going on?" asked Bulma.
"Just know we have a big mess to clean up. Grab your dragon radar. This is gonna take a while. Come on 18. Krillin you stay here, you'll see why when we get back."
With that they left Bulma's house in search of Goku and Vegeta.
They found them 5 minutes later on a main street jumping on parked cars.
"GOKU!" chichi yelled.
Goku stopped destroying the car and ran towards Chichi.
"CHICHIIII!" he picked her up and hugged her. "I misset yuhhhh"
"Goku go get Vegeta. We're going back to Bulma's house."
"I dhont wanna! I'm havin lotsa fun wif my car friendsss"
"Goku, if you instant transmission us back to Bulma's house I'll bake you a nice big cake."
"Why didn't you say that!" with that Goku picked everyone up -including Vegeta- and took them all back to Bulma's house.
"Wheres nah cake chichi?" Goku slurred.
"right this way Goku. Just follow me, you too Vegeta"
They followed Bulma right into an indestructible room made out of vibrainum metal.
"just wait there" Bulma quickly exited the room and locked the door behind her.
She heard pounding on the door as she walked away but ignored it.
"So Krillin this is what your gonna do. Lock yourself in the room with them and do everything you can to sober them up since this is all your fault. The girls and I are gonna go find the Dragonballs to undo the mess they made."
"Wait, wait, wait! You're gonna leave me in there with them?!"
"yep so you better get to work" she walked off to go find the girls.
"Hey Bulma you ready?" asked 18
"yep! Let's go."
"Ugh, this is gonna take hours. Bulma, you and I can't even fly!" Chichi complained.
Bulma rolled her eyes "Chichi, do you really think I'd be doing this if I didn't have an easier way? I made a teleporter type machine kinda like Goku's instant transmission. All we have to do is type in the coordinates of each Dragonball"
"Bulma, that's genius!" Chichi exclaimed.
"Yes, yes I'm brilliant. We all know. We better get to work." she put the teleporter machine on the ground and all three girls stepped on. "GOODBYE KRILLIN! GOOD LUCK!" with that they disappeared.
"Oh great" said Krillin, clearly terrified. "Okay Krillin you can do this." He walked into the indestructible room with a bag of stuff to try and sober up the 2 drunk saiyans. He quickly locked the door behind him.
"hay Krillin, hah you seen chichi? She was spose tah make me ah cake."
"Yes, where is that woman? I was sposed tah get some of that cake too!"
"Um chichi's working on it. In the mean time she told me to give you this." he reached in his bag and pulled out 2 bottles filled with a concoction of coffee, aspirin, water, and a few every drinks"
Goku and Vegeta both took the bottles and started to gulp it down when suddenly they spit it out.
"What dha hell Krillin? Dhis is nasty iont like it"
"Yhu tryin tha poison me cue ball?! On my planet I can have yuh killed for dhat! Or I can kill you now myself."
"Nooo Geta! Yuh can't kill anyone else!"
"Shudup Kakorot! iont even like you!"
While they were occupied, Krillin reached into his bag and pulled out a spray bottle with very cold water in it. He started to spray Goku and Vegeta in the face with it.
"HAYYY! That wasn't very nice!" Said Goku rubbing his eyes.
"I'm gonna kill you cue ball!"
About three hours later, the girls were finished there little Dragonball mission. They wished that Goku and Vegeta had never left the house, bringing the city back to normal then used the final wish to completely sober up Goku and Vegeta since Krillin failed. Things were just about back to normal. They all sat around in Bulma's hot tub.
"So, we can't just ignore the fact that tomorrow is Vegeta's 17th birthday! We gotta do something!" Said Bulma.
Vegeta huffed "i said no woman! It's just a stupid Saiyan coming of age. I'd rather not think much of it."
"Goku, being a Saiyan and all you should know how important a coming of age is! Please try to convince him."
Goku scratched the back of his head "I don't know Bulma. I mean with Vegeta's parents and the whole-"
Vegeta shot him a death glare.
"Never mind" she rolled her eyes and got out of the large hot tub. "I'm going to bed, you guys know where the guest rooms are."
"You know what I think I'll be hitting the hay too, you coming 18?" she said lifting herself out the water.
"sure, come on Krillin. You and I still need to have a talk" she got out the tub dragging Krillin along with her.
Once the door was closed Goku decided it was safe to talk.
"So Vegeta... What are you gonna do? I mean you really have no time left! Your father will be here tomorrow."
"Don't you think I know that Kakerot?! I don't need you to remind me that soon we'll all be on our way back to Vegeta-sei. You are in the same predicament as I."
"Well... We have till tomorrow night to tell them. We also have to tell Kendall and Vega."
"Kakerot you idiot! Serpia and Vega already know. What do you think those damn meetings were for? Plus it's Vegas birthday as well."
Goku scratched the back of his head. Oh yeah... Right. Well I'm going to bed. I guess we'll figure it out tomorrow when the time comes." with that Goku got out of the hot tub and went to bed.
-The next day (Vegeta POV)-
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZ*
Damn contraption. Shit what time is it... 3:30! Who the hell sets an alarm for 3 fucking 30. It must have been that damn woman. What the hell is all that noise down stairs. Of course, I should've known that the woman would throw me a party against my wishes.
"Well hello their birthday boy! How's my sleepy Saiyan prince!"
Why the hell is she so god damn happy? I'll just respond with a grunt.
"So I know you didn't want a party but I just couldn't resist! So I'm planning a little small get together. 500 people tops. I even invited Vega. Though she wanted no part in it as the birthday girl. She said she'll just attend. Oh and i also invited that bitc- I mean Kendall"
The woman still doesn't like Serpia. Ha! "Where is Kakerot?"
"oh I had him go help the decorators. I had to do something to keep him busy. He kept bothering chichi and the chefs! And another thing-"
Hmm... I don't recall asking her all that. I don't give a damn about what Kakerot's wench was doing... She appears to still be talking. I hadn't noticed.
"you know what I mean Geta?"
I have no idea what she said and I don't give a damn either. I'll just give her another grunt. Seems to always work.
"Great! So I'll see you in 2 hours. The stylist are waiting for you in your room. Have fun birthday boy!"
Stylist? What the hell is she talking about? And what does she keep writing on that damn clipboard of hers?
"well go on"
I'll just see what the woman is talking about. What the hell? When did all these people get in my personal quarters? How the hell did they have all this time to set all this up? All this shit wasn't here when I woke up.
"Prince Vegeta I presume? I will be your stylist for the party. I'm going to make you look magnificent"
Fake french accent.
"have a seat, and we will get started."
I sat in the very large chair only because it reminded me of my throne. That damn woman must've done that on purpose.
"Now about this hair. How about we cut it off and go in a different direction."
"Cut my hair, you die" HA! puny earthling. There's so much fear in his face.
"how about I just wash it"
I grunt and lean back in the seat. This actually isn't that bad.
"Now to style it!"
Faggot. In a matter of seconds my hair will be back in its original position. 3 2 1 *Spring*. Never fails.
"oh no its back to normal! Well this will never do. I guess we'll move in for now. Time to measure you for your suit."
If he touches my tail...
"what is this? Is this a tail?! May I touch it!"
"Touch my tail, it will be the last thing you ever do.
-End Vegeta's POV-
It took about 3 hours for the stylist to finish measuring Vegeta and another hour to make the suit. It was going on 8:00 now and the party was getting started.
"Oh, everything's perfect!" Bulma exclaimed looking at the well decorated room and very large buffet table. "Bulma you have truly out done yourself"
"Bulma the first party guest have arrived" said 18
"Oh great! Hey 18... How come we rarely see your brother. It's like he doesn't even exist"
"Oh that's because... Well... Huh. I really don't know."
with that, 18 awkwardly walked away.
It was now going in 9:30 and the party was in full swing. Suddenly Bulma heard a very hard knock at the door.
"Oh! Um hello King Vegeta" she bowed.
"Where's the brat?"
"I'll go get him." She rushed off and returned with Vegeta on her arm.
"Father" Vegeta greeted with a nod.
"I hope you and Kakerot informed Vega and Serpia of my arrival. We leave for Vegeta-Sei in 2 hours" with that he left.
Bulma stood their shocked. "Leave... What does he mean leave Vegeta?!"
"Calm down woman. Follow me, we'd better get Kakerot in his wench for this."
About 20 minutes later the 4 of them were seated in a very quiet living room on the 6th floor of the mansion away from the party.
"So what does your father mean leave Vegeta?"
Before Vegeta could get a word out chichi interrupted him. "LEAVE?! What?! You can't leave and take my Goku away from me! No, nu uh"
"Will you shut your damn mouth woman?" once chichi calmed down Vegeta continued. "As you know today is my coming of age. Because of that, Kakerot, Serpia, Vega, and I must go back to Vegeta-Sei for... Reasons. We'll also be finishing out the year there."
There was a pregnant silence.
"What are these reason?" Bulma asked.
"That's none of your business."
"Vegeta we gotta tell them sometime I mean-"
"You will do no such thing and that is an order Kakerot! I told them they will find out when the time comes and they will!"
"Well... If you're leaving I'm coming too"Bulma interjected.
"So am I." Chichi crossed her arms.
"No, absolutely not woman. You do realize that if you go you will be finishing out the school year at one of Vegeta-Sei's royal academies? They're nothing like your puny earthing schools."
"I know and I don't care! I'm going." chichi nodded in agreement.
"Whatever" with that Vegeta got up to go find his sister and cousin. Goku followed behind.
"Hey won't 18 and Krillin want to go too?" Chichi asked Bulma.
"You know I didn't think about that. Probably. We should go tell them to get ready. OH! And 17"
"... Who's that?"
Bulma's sweat dropped. "18's twin brother."
"Ohhhh! I almost forgot about him seeing how he's never around."
"Well we better get packing" she three chichi a few capsules. "You can use the clothes in my closet. I have tons. I'm going to get 18 and tell her to pack."
2 hours later they were all on the ship ready to depart for Vegeta-Sei.
"Still haven't told them huh." Said Kendall gesturing to the very happy girls walking into the ship.
"I'm working on it."
Kendall shook her head and walked away.
"This is gonna be so much fun!" Bulma enthused then hugged 18 and chichi tightly. "We're finally gonna see Vegeta's home planet!"
"Exciting" 18 said in her usual monotone voice.
Chichi pulled herself from Bulma's tight embrace. "Oh yeah, you remembered to tell your brother, right 18?"
"Yep... He's around."
"Hey Bulma, didn't we all just leave in the middle of a party that's probably still going on at your house? On top of that none of us even told our patents we were traveling to another planet!"
Bulma was about to respond when she heard someone talking over the loud speaker. "Prepare for takeoff. It will take 36 of your earth hours to reach Vegeta-Sei so I suggest you humans find your personal quarters and get comfy."
Bulma sighed "I hope I know what I've gotten myself into" she thought to herself.
A/N: So, what do you think? Next chapter, secrets will be revealed. So please review and tell me what I'm doing wrong. Thanks people!
Me: Hello? Anybody here?
*Silence*
Me: Well no one's here to talk to me…. Bye? *Awkwardly walks away*