Many apologies for the Ferbella chapter. I was kinda bitchy about that one, wasn't I? So I put a tiny little bit in this chapter (as a side pairing) as an apology. You evil people, making me feel bad.

Whoever requested this pairing, I am slightly weirded out but pretty interested as to how this will work.

How the various characters act around each other after doing the deed.

This time: Phineas/Heinz

Disclaimer: don't own.

Xoxoxo

"We can't keep meeting like this, Doctor."

Phineas turned from where he'd been looking out the window, dressed in only boxers. He was grinning mischievously at Heinz, who only rolled his eyes at the teenager. "You're the one who showed up my doorstep earlier this evening."

"Well, Candace chased me out of the house again, and Ferb wanted to have some time alone with Isabella, so I thought I'd come here," Phineas' grin widened. "Don't you like my visits, Doctor?"

"It's not that I don't like them," Heinz sighed as he slid out of his bed and pulled on boxers and a pair of black slacks. "It's Perry who won't like this. If he ever finds out."

A slight frown marred Phineas' face, and he turned back to watch out the window again, eyes following the specks rushing through the streets. "Candace has Jeremy, Ferb has Isabella, even Perry found a female platypus to get it on with. Why shouldn't I be able to have a little fun?"

"You know if he finds out things will end badly," Heinz grumbled, moving to follow his young lover, standing beside him at the window. "He doesn't know that we regained our memories of the second dimension."

"You make it sound like such a bad thing," Phineas glanced up at him. "If we hadn't, I wouldn't have remembered you. I wouldn't have sought you out last year. And then this," he gestured between them, "wouldn't have happened."

"Yes, it does have its merits," Heinz admitted, a slight smirk playing at his lips. "But if Perry or the OWCA finds out we remember, Perry will be relocated to another family and probably get a new nemesis. Neither of us want to lose him."

"I know," Phineas turned away from the window and sat on the edge of the bed. Heinz turned to face him but stayed where he was, leaning against the glass.

"Maybe we should be more careful about this," Heinz suggested softly.

"This sucks," was Phineas' muttered reply. "I mean, Ferb can date Isabella openly. Why can't I see the person I want without having to keep it a secret? It's so unfair."

"Phineas..." the sound of his name leaving the Doctor's lips caused a shiver to run down the redhead's spine. "You're the one making this unfair for yourself. If you went and found someone your own age, some nice handsome boy from your school perhaps-"

"Heinz," Phineas cut him off, voice harsh. His soft gaze became a steely glare. "How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want anybody else! Just you."

"I still think you're insane," Heinz muttered under his breath so the teen couldn't hear, although his cheeks were infused with a soft red colour at the boy's words. After a moment he let out a sigh and strode over to Phineas, capturing his chin in one hand and pulling it up so he could look down into those bright blue eyes. "If you want me so much, then you have to be willing to be more careful from now on. Are we clear?"

He saw the way Phineas' adams apple bobbed up and down as he swallowed, the way his tongue darted out to wet his lips. "Crystal clear," the boy murmured.

"Good," he bent further, pressing their lips together in a chaste kiss. When he moved to pull away, however, Phineas' hands lifted and curled themselves in his hair, effectively pulling him back for another, more intimate kiss. He felt his arousal flare to life immediately, but he managed to pull away enough to pant, "enough. We've already done this once today, you need to be getting home before someone becomes suspicious."

"I'm not meant to be home for an hour," Phineas argued softly, refusing to let the Doctor move more than a few inches away. "Come on, just one more time?"

Heinz pursed his lips, fully intending to say no, but those blue eyes locked with his and he felt his resistance melting away. "Fine," he conceded. "But only for an hou-"

Phineas cut him off with a harsh kiss which left him chuckling even as he responded.

Xoxoxo

What a weird and wacky couple. I love writing Heinz all mature. He's just so adorable. And Phineas! What a cutie.

Hope you guys liked, this story will be under Phineas/Isabella but will feature many different couples. Requests are all closed.

Also, an IMPORTANT note here, I've decided I just don't have the right stuff to write any pairings involving either Django or Irving. I don't know their characters well enough (in other words, AT ALL) to be able to write a whole chapter on them. I apologize, guys!

I'm also laying down the law right here, I will NOT be writing any bestiality. If that's your thing, I'm not going to judge it, but I prefer my Perry humanized. Sorry guys.

Next time will be Baljeet/Isabella!

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