Alucard Discovers Acrylic Painting
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's note: This is an idea from "I'm not ofreakingokay". This is a great time to write this because I am actually doing some painting, so thanks. And for AnimeGirl4891 the pop rock candy idea is on hold until I actually taste them and to answer your question; for the Interview with a Vampire, yes questions from reviews/readers are welcome.
Integra was going out of her mind. When she 'inherited' the big red vampire, she thought it was going to be easy, you know just let him loose on the bad guys and that's it. Her father forgot to mention anything about 'raising' him. It had been a couple of weeks since the 'soda incident' and getting him weaned off of the sugary beverage was a hassle, one she left to Walter. But now he was bored and was driving her up a wall. After another screaming fit with Alucard which resulted in her sending him to his room for the rest of the day, Walter commented; "Perhaps you should find something calming to do, Sir."
"Why would you say that? I am very calm! THIS IS THE MOST CALM I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE!"
Walter decided that maybe some Ceylon tea would be helpful and a reminder about Integra's blood pressure level, which had her doctor very worried. As he was passing through the hallways, the butler happened to look at some of the portraits and got an idea: painting. Not for Integra of course, she'd just go all Jackson Pollock on it, but Alucard. Perhaps the vampire king could put his boredom to constructive and creative use. That evening Walter went to the art store and picked up some supplies and some beginners books and presented them to Alucard.
"This is great, Walter, I've always wanted to try my hand at painting."
In a couple of weeks there were new paintings on the walls, Alucard was no longer bored and Integra's blood pressure level was no longer dangerously high.
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Yeah right! Like everything is going to end like that. But I did get you didn't I?
One morning Integra walked into her office and some little voice told her to look up, and she obeyed that little voice and there on her office ceiling, was a large painting of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam with some major differences: where Adam was supposed to be was a naked Integra stretching out her hand, not to God, but to an equally naked Alucard, who was surrounding by what looked to be chibi versions of Seras. The Hellsing commander had no idea how long she was staring at the ceiling, until Walter walked in with a tray of tea and seeing his boss staring at the ceiling also looked up and dropped the tray. The loud crashing noise of breaking dishware bought Integra out if her stupor.
"Walter, please tell me that is a very large poster."
"I believe that is a painting."
Just then Seras walked into the office and looked at the ceiling painting; "Sir! When did you pose naked for that painting?"
"AAAAAALLLLLLLLLUUUUUCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDD!"
End
(for real this time)