Hello... It's me... So, today's prompt comes from a webcomic I recently started, Goodbye Chains. The quote is this:
"She stole my wallet, made me pay for everything, and I still love her!" (Well. Him. Because Mulch/Doodah is a thing of underappreciated fabulousness. Although feel free to take it platonically.)
Happy Valentine's Day, folks, belated as it is.
(Heh, heh, just skimmed this fic on my phone. Jesus, It's bad. Really bad. But I still intend to stick around until chapter 20 because I don't like abandoned fics, and I will then complete it and never speak of it again.
No, wait, chapter 8 was good. I'm proud of chapter 8. The rest is still crap, though.)
The Diary of Mulch - Part Two
Monday:
I swear Doodah's taken my wallet. He insists I just lost it, but I don't lose things willy-nilly. And maybe it is because I ate his fish, but the little bugger had it coming. Kept giving me dirty looks.
Tuesday:
I liked that fish. And he did lose that wallet.
-Doodah
Wednesday:
Alright, so I got back my wallet and diary after Doodah made me pay for a new fish. And of course he set his heart on the €27 red-and-blue thing when he'd had a €2.50 goldfish before. Little bastard.
Thursday:
His new fish keeps giving me dirty looks too. I may take my cat next time I'm in his flat.
Friday:
As it turns out, he's allergic to cats. Still, all was forgiven after a few pints. That there is the mark of a good friendship.
Saturday:
Love you too
-D
Ta daah? Reviews are cool. (Come on, it's my birthday!)