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Chapter 10
Naruto and Harry had never come across a scene like this. Tsunade, Jiriaya, and Orochimaru all stood on a hill glaring at each other. No one moved, no one spoke, and Harry was pretty sure they weren't even blinking. The wind whistled, Kabuto smirked, Naruto's stomach rumbled and Harry felt the urge to scream something but nothing was happening. Harry finally cracked.
"Just bloody start already you perverted geezers!" The pissed off wizard managed to actually project his scream so that they all heard him and Naruto winced.
That seemed to snap Jiriaya out of the odd contest. "I am not an old geezer! I am the Super Pervert!"
Tsunade joined as well. "How dare you call me old!"
Orochimaru laughed his creepy laugh. "Ah but Tsunade-hime you are getting old."He said.
Tsunade snapped and with a fierce roar attacked Orochimaru. Kabuto went to step in but Jiriaya interfered. "Trust me four eyes you don't want to get in the middle of that."
As the sannin battled it out in their quirky way with bad insults, summons, and weird flashbacks, Harry wondered if the rest of Naruto's shinobi career would be like this.
Naruto walked down the road for Konoha with Shizune as the two older ninja bickered ahead of them. Thankfully no one had brought up the strange voice yelling at them before the sannin's fight but he and Harry were stumped on how the dead wizard had managed that. He just couldn't wait to get home so Tsunade could heal the old man and life could start getting back to normal. He liked Shizune, she was nice to talk to and she didn't hate him for holding the kyuubi. She knew a lot about medicine too which was a lot more interesting these days. Thankfully the trip back was relaxed and soon they were passing through the gates. Naruto took off to find his Iruka while the others headed towards the hospital.
Iruka looked up to see a familiar blonde perched in the tree beside his classroom window and flashed his little brother a smile before refocusing on his class. Once they were dismissed Naruto swung in through the window and tackled him in a hug, Iruka laughing as he caught him. "Glad you're back Naruto."
"Thanks Iruka-niisan. The old man'll be back on his feet in no time now." Naruto grinned and sat on the edge of Iruka's desk while the older man packed up.
"Oh?"
"Yep. Tsunade's seeing him right now. Oh! And Harry managed to do something new."
"What?" Iruka asked curiously.
"He yelled at the sannin and called them old and perverted. Plus his bad luck curse is still working on the snake." Naruto grinned while Iruka stared in shock.
TBC….
The fight scene is curtesy of Barrel of Monkeys