Once again the spotlight comes on the teen..or teens...
Except, it's not on Jessica.
It's on Alexis and Dreamer.
So where's Jess? Well, obviously she can't be there after fighting with Alexis.
Alexis: [Grabs the mic] "WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE?!
Crowd's reaction: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!
Dreamer: [gives a 'calm down' motion] "All right All right! Today, YOU people are gunna vote for whom goes first!"
More cheers from the crowd and they pull out their phones and start voting.
Dreamer: [takes out her phone to check the votes]Oookay..now you've all voted...and here's the votes: Gibson-42 Viola-41 Otto-53 Olivia-54 Storm-63 Fire-56 Sprx-72 Antauri- 58 Tara-65...and...and..."
*Dreamer chokes on her RedBull and Alexis slaps her on the back*
Alexis: "AND?!"
Dreamer: [swallows] "J-Jessica-10,999"
Alexis: "WHAAAAAAT?! [faces the crowd] "C'MOOOON PEOPLE?!"
*The crowd looks very interested in their shoes*
Dreamer: M-Maybe we should vote again and-
Alexis: [sly smile] No. I'm gunna give her a really really hard dare...
Sprx: Well, whatever it is, I gunna record it!
Alexis: So be it. [Claps hand and Jessica appears]
Jessica: W-What? Where-
Alexis: [Storms to Jessica and grabs her shirt]
Alexis: Listen up pipsqueak. You've been selected to do the first 'Dare'...so DO IT!
Jessica: Okay Okay...What's my dare?
Alexis: [blinks] You're not scared?
Jessica: [shrugs] Shoot, no.
Alexis: I DARE YOU...
Crowd: Leans forward...
Alexis: To sing 'Bang Bang' with Viola and Tara!
Crowd: GASP!
Dreamer: Alexis, that's really-
Jessica: EASY! C'mon girls...Which singer should I play Lexa?
Alexis: ...Jessie..right after your name...
Everyone except Alexis: GAAASP!
Jessica: Pfft...easy peasy...Tara... you're Ariana ...Viola... you're Nikki..Let's BUUURN this candle!
BANG BANG
Jessica: She got a body like an hour glass
But I can give it to you all the time
She got a booty like a Cadillac
But I can send you into overdrive (oh)
(You've been waiting for that...
Step on up swing your bat)
See anybody could be bad to you,
You need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah
CHORUS:
Jessica:Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Tara: She might've let you hold her hand in school
But I'm a show you how to graduate
No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk
Just come and show me what your momma gave (oh, yeah)
(Okay you've got a very big shhh,
Mouth but don't say a thing)
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind
CHORUS:
Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Viola: (You know what, girls?
Let me show you how to do.)
It's Myx Moscato
It's friends in the bottle
It's Nicki full throttle
It's all, all
Swimming in the grotto
We winning in the lotto
We dipping in the pot of blue pho-to
Kidding so good
This drippin' on wood
Get a ride in the engine that could go
Batman Robin it bang, bang, cocking it
Queen Nicki dominate, prominate
It's me, Jessie, and Ari
If they test me they sorry
Riders umph like Harley
Then pull off in this Ferrari
If he hangin' we bangin'
Phone rangin', he slangin'
It ain't karaoke night but get the mic 'cause I'm singing (uh)
B to da' A to da' N to da' G to da' uh (baby)
B to da' A to da' N to da' G to da' hey
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind (your mind)
CHORUS:
Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
[Outro - VIOLA [NIKKI MINAJ] (overlapping):]
Viola: Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)
Yo, I said bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Jessica:: Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it) Back,back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it) Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah) Wait a minute till ya ( ah)
Sprx and Fire: [mouth open] OH THE LOVE OF SHUGGAZOOM...OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Alexis: O.O I did not see that coming.
Dreamer: WOOOOOHOOOOOO THAT'S RIGHT JESSY!
Monkey team: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
Crowd: [Posts videos online]
Jessica: [hops to Alexis] Sooooo..Buh-Byeeee pee-pal!
Dreamer: HOLD IT!
*Silence*
Dreamer: The audience votes Alexis to go next..a Dare...
Alexis: Y-Yes?
Dreamer: The dare is to make up with Jessica and be friends again.
Alexis: Oooh no you didn't!
Dreamer: Oh yes I did!
Alexis: [whines] Okay FINE! [turns to face Jessica]
Dreamer: You to Jes-...Where is Jessica?!
Sprx: [points to the open vent on the ceiling] Gone.
Fire: She's escaped.
*Some guy dressed like an undertaker walks in*
Man: After I'm finished with you, YOU'LL wish YOU can escape.
Olivia: Who the heck are YOU?!
Man: I've seen enough Truth or Dare games and I see you're not concentrating on your petty show here.
Alexis: Woah woah WOAH! [time out sign] Did you call my show petty!? I know you didn't-
Dreamer: Never mind that. What do you want?
Man: I've been observing you in all your shows and I've realized this Truth or Dare game isn't worth it on FanFiction.
Sprx: What is Fanfiction?!
Alexis: [Anime sweat drop] I-It's nothing...
Man: [laughs] Nothing?! [gestures the monkeys] ladies and gentle-monkeybutts...
Fire: [whispers] Is that a compliment? I don't think so...
Sprx: [Shrugs]
Man: Fanfiction is a place where people like...your fellow Alexis and DraemerSteak make stories of you humiliated...this story is this Truth or Dare...
Draemer: First of all..it's DreamerRedSTREAK! and-
Otto: Woah woah WOAH!...Alexis...you mean tell us...we're just USED for your fame?!
Alexis: No Otto this man is-
Tara: Right! He's right! Jessica wasn't the problem...you were...and you still are!
Man: [smirks] I will be coming the next show and I'll see how well you maintain your Show...or else...
Dreamer: Or else?!
Man: I will shut down this dramatic story!
*Dramatic horror music*
Viola: Well, I think you should shut it down right NOW...cause none of us will be here the next time...Come on guys..
*The monkey team and audience walks out*
Alexis: B-But...
Man: Good luck Al-lexis...
*Man vanishes*
Dreamer: You know what I'm thinking?!
Alexis: We get a Dairy Milk Silk Bubbly for all the monkeys so they'll like us again?
Dreamer: NO
Dreamer: We use our Supa-Cala-Fraga-Listic-Espi-Alla-Dosias anti remedy for a good show...
Alexis: And what is that?
Dreamer: Not 'what'...'Who?'
Alexis:...
Dreamer: Now that you know-
Alexis: Who?
Dreamer: Kill me now.