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Sighing, Kagome looked up at Sesshomaru who was pinning her with a hard stare.

"I'll help," she said.

Nodding, like he knew she would have agreed -and in his mind, he did- Sesshomaru opened his mouth to speak, but Kagome cut him off.

"But! I have three conditions," she said, holding up three fingers to emphasize her message.

Sesshomaru nodded once more. "Name your stipulations, girl."

Kagome's eye twitched. "I might actually have four," she drawled meaningfully.

Sesshomaru scoffed. He didn't understand why women needed to be addressed by their names.

They should be happy he addressed them at all.

Poor Sesshomaru. He has no idea what he's in for, asking Kagome to help him. He's so silly. Then again, you can't really blame him. She did seem sensible. She was taking notes, after all.

T.N.T!