"It's not fair. Everyone ignores me. Why?" Wario asked himself while Pit and Falco slept.
"Everyone treats me like a fat idiot," Wario continued to mutter.
"Well, that's because you are," Ganondorf's voice said through the wall.
"Why are you listening to me?" Wario asked.
"I'm not listening to you, you're keeping me up," Ganondorf moaned.
"…Okay, I'm out of here," Wario said, getting out of bed and straight into his shoes which lay beside his bed every night.
He started to quietly sneak out of the room, his shoes only squeaking once.
Finally, he opened the door to his, Pit and Falco's room, only to see Luigi still trying to complete All Star Very Hard in Melee.
"Some people never sleep," he muttered and quietly crept out of the hotel.
"Screw this! I'm playing with hacks," Luigi growled, trying to shove an SD card into the Wii.
Suddenly, the front door shut, due to Wario, and Luigi's head flipped around, looking from the swinging front door to the sweets on receptionist's desk.
"Must've been my imagination, because if it was Wario, he would've taken the sweets," Luigi said, turning back to the T.V.
He suddenly looked back at the bowl of sweets and saw it empty.
"What the hell?" Luigi exclaimed, looking all around him.
"Oh, Luigi. You're still up," Samus said, just leaving her room, yawning.
"Did you do that?" Luigi asked, pointing to the bowl of sweets.
"…Uh… no?" Samus asked, not understanding his question.
"Okay… but you're still a suspect. In fact, everyone's a suspect. I'm a suspect," Luigi said, his eyes frantically swiveling from side to side.
"…Yeah," Samus said and drank about a litre of water in three gulps.
"Thirsty, huh?" Luigi asked, his attention drawing to the bounty hunter instead of the rest of the room.
"Why do you think so?" Samus asked as she paced over to him.
"No reason," Luigi said and continued to play All Star (without hacks).
"So… what do you think about this sudden outburst of 'powers?'" Samus asked, sitting cross legged on the couch beside Luigi.
"I think it's a joke. A prank. There is no such thing as powers," Luigi mumbled as he dodged a fireball.
"But you've lived by your brother all your life, and all his life he's had that power! So what do you have to say about that?" Samus asked, eyebrows raising.
"No comment," Luigi muttered as he threw Mario off the stage.
"Finally! That's, like, impossible!" Luigi exclaimed, never before beating his brother in All Star.
"Well, there is a quicker way," Samus noted but Luigi was already onto his next fight.
"Well, I'm going back to bed," Samus said, getting up and stretching.
"Hey! It's only, like, 4 in the morning!" Luigi exclaimed.
Samus raised an eyebrow, staring at him like he was an idiot.
He raised an eyebrow in return so she just sighed and continued to walk to her room.
"I can't believe you're going back in there," Luigi said, turning back to complete All Star.
"Well, Bowser had to sleep somewhere!" Samus shouted.
"I'm just saying, he practically took up the whole room when I was his roommate," Luigi said.
Two coughs were heard from behind them and they swiveled round.
Bowser stood in the doorway, looking very frustrated at Luigi.
"Hey, old buddy," Luigi said and continued to play.
"I'm going back to sleep," Samus said again but Bowser blocked her path.
"What?" Samus asked the massive koopa.
"…It's nothing… I was just thinking," Bowser said and the two returned to the room.
"I don't want to know what they're doing now," Luigi said out loud, for his own amusement.
"Luigi, could you shut up?" someone said behind him.
"…Are you the one who took the sweets?" Luigi asked as he turned around, only seeing a shadow, pointing to the bowl on the desk.
"Yeah. I just wish you'd shut up for once," the person continued.
"Wait… who are you…?" Luigi asked, leaning toward the shadowed figure.
"Luigi… it's Snake!" Snake said, leaning out of the shadows, a long scar stretching across his face.
"…What happened to you, Snake?" Luigi asked.
"Nothing… I have to go," Snake said, leaning back into the shadows and looking about.
He ran out of the hotel lobby just as Samus walked out of her room.
"What is it, Luigi?" Samus asked, disturbed by the commotion.
"…I just saw Snake," Luigi murmured, suddenly concerned.
"Oh, yeah. Just like Link saw him and Zelda saw him and-" Samus said, rambling on.
"I did," Luigi murmured, wanting to go after Snake.
"Well, you should get some sleep. You'll have to sleep in Ganondorf and Link's room… or you could just sleep next to King Dedede," Samus said, pointing at the snoring penguin that was lying next to Luigi on the hotel couch.
"It all depends," Luigi said, looking longingly at the empty bowl of sweets.
"Night," Samus called and her door shut again.
Meanwhile, in the middle of town, Wario sighed as he drudged further along the streets.
Nothing was fun anymore.
He even found eating boring.
"Maybe I should just go home," Wario said to himself, wondering how people would judge him if he abandoned them.
"Hey, Wario," someone called in the still night, proving Peach was asleep.
"Huh? Who's out there?" Wario asked.
As if it was obvious, Snake came towards him, holding an odd device.
"What's that? And why are you here, anyway?" Wario asked.
"Hmmm… Wario, can you stand right here?" Snake said, stepping aside to allow Wario room.
"Sure… but why?" Wario asked, standing in the exact that Snake was now marking.
"Just wait here a second. When I get back, I'll explain everything," Snake said and ran off.
Wario wasn't sure if Snake was lying but he stayed there anyway, as he had nothing else to do.
The silence dragged on and Wario wondered if hours had passed or if it had only been a few minutes.
Lucario shuffled under the blankets, trying to get comfortable.
He couldn't help but wonder what Snake was doing in Spain.
Or if he really was there at all?
So many things rushed through his mind, he felt he was going to fall asleep but every time he got close to drifting off, something else came to his mind that made him jerk awake.
"Mr. Game and Watch? Sonic? Good, you're both asleep," Lucario said as he climbed out of bed.
He walked over to his pad of paper where he wrote down everything odd.
He started to write things about Snake.
What happened to Marth?
I'm sure he got kidnapped by Snake.
Did the thing that happened to Link happen to Marth?
So many questions, and Lucario had no idea what the answer was for any of them.
He flipped the page and continued writing more.
Finally, his hand was sore, and he his mind was empty, although his theories were too many to put onto a piece of paper.
I guess I won't sleep tonight, Lucario thought as he left his room.
"What are you doing up, Luigi?" Lucario asked, seeing Luigi's eyes glued to the screen.
He almost wanted to think 'literally' as Luigi was a little too close to the screen.
"I… must… complete… All Star," Luigi muttered and then screamed, awaking everyone in the town (well, probably not the entire town).
"What happened? What was that? Oh god, no! Luigi! I'm going to kill you," was said by smashers and random other hotel inhabitants.
Samus dragged Luigi into her room and Bowser closed the door.
There was silence after that.
"God, what happened, Lucario?" King Dedede asked, right next to the monster who'd screamed.
"Luigi ran out of coins just as he got killed by a Mr. Game and Watch… yeah, he was at the VERY end," Lucario explained.
"They've caused nothing but trouble and disturbance since they came here," a Spanish citizen said, in Spanish, of course.
Because Mario couldn't come out of his room and Luigi was being beaten senseless inside Samus's room, neither could translate his words.
Finally, everyone went home and went to sleep, even Lucario, until the only two awake were Snake and Wario.
"So why do I have to stand here?" Wario asked.
"Put this collar on," Snake said confusing Wario further.
He did it anyway, as he saw nothing illogical about.
"Okay, now I can run off," Snake said and ran off after a few clicking sounds emitted from his device.
"What?" Wario shouted as he tried to run after him.
He ran straight into a force field.
"Ah!" he screamed in pain, though no one was around to hear.
He quickly understood that he was trapped, so he sat on the ground, wondering what the collar was for.
"It's probably creating the force field," Wario mumbled and tore it off.
He discovered it was not creating the force field, so he shrugged and put it back on.
Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, DK was laughing as he ate some white cheese.
"This white cheese is high class," DK said, grinning so much the cheese showed.
"…Just drink some of that wine," Wolf said, gulping his wine down as he stared at DK's teeth.
"Hey, that's my wine!" Fox shouted, angrily.
"No, yours is in the cellar," Wolf said and DK nodded.
"Fine, I'll go check on it," Fox said, slowly walking away, suspiciously.
Wolf and DK started laughing and drinking the wine really quickly.
"Don't you realize what's going to happen? You're going to get really drunk and you're going to get eaten by Fox," Ness said, passing by.
"Shut your mouth and I'll give you the rest of the wine," DK shouted.
"…okay," Ness said and started drinking all the wine.
Fox returned, very angry.
"YOU TRICKED ME! GIVE ME MY WINE!" Fox growled.
"He did it!" DK and Wolf shouted, pointing at Ness.
"Uh oh," Ness said and started running for his life.
"Life's great, huh?" Wolf said, leaning back as he enjoyed the entertainment.
"Let's hope Ness comes back alive," DK said and the two burst out laughing.
"Wait, wait, wait! I swear, they made me do it!" Ness shouted.
"…You mean, to avoid blame they made you drink the wine?" Fox asked, still snarling.
"No, they drank it and gave me a tiny bit! It's them you want!" Ness whimpered.
"…Okay, but if you're lying!" Fox snapped.
"I'm not! I swear!" Ness said.
"Uh oh… he's coming back!" Wolf said.
DK and Wolf started running while they had the chance.
Pikachu sighed as he saw the mess.
Why are they such idiots? Pikachu thought.
"Popo! There's a more serious matter going on!" Nana shouted to Popo, whom was playing his Game boy Advance.
"Just a moment," he replied.
"Am I the only serious person left in this place who's human and can speak English?" Lucas asked himself, although Popo and Nana were listening.
"Damn it, why can't Ganondorf come back! We need pocket money!" Nana shouted.
"Seriously! You just want to buy a DS," Lucas said and began to walk into the corner.
"Fine. We'll be serious," Nana said, dragging Popo along.
"Okay, okay. Just let me lead," Popo said, getting up and turning his Game boy Advance off.
"So, what do you think the rest are up to in Spain?" Lucas asked, randomly.
Before the Ice Climbers could reply with, 'Uh…' Meta Knight said, "I think you're about to find out…"
Lucas and the Ice Climbers ran to him, as he positioned himself on the chair in front of the T.V.
"Mario used to be my idol," Popo said.
"Wow! How irresponsible!" Nana exclaimed, although it was not clear if she was angry or excited.
"Oh, god, no," Lucas said, burying his face into his hands.
"Next time, I'm going with them," Meta Knight decided.
On the screen was footage caught on camera of Mario and Zelda fleeing from the bank as Peach entered.
"…Weird… Anyway," Fox said who paused behind them to see what they were looking at.
"Pika pika!" Pikachu said in an impatient tone.
"What is it?" Fox asked, suddenly seeming sweet and innocent.
"Pika… chu," Pikachu replied, holding out a new bottle of wine.
Pikachu had gotten every detail right, and Fox gasped.
Finally this madness can end, Pikachu thought, bored out of his mind.
"This was all your fault!" Fox said as he turned around to face Wolf.
"But it's over now and we're all happy," DK said, siding with Wolf.
"I don't think we are," Ness said as he, Fox and Pikachu started to surround Wolf and DK.
"And they're at it again," Lucas said as the group took off.
I'm soaring through the air, the wind in my hair, my feet off the ground, it is great! Ganondorf thought in his dream.
His eyes closed as he flew past buildings.
Suddenly he awoke.
It was still night out, he could see but…
Wait a second!
Ganondorf looked around and saw himself in the air, right where he'd been in his dream.
"What the hell?!" Ganondorf cried, surprised by the change.
He then realized, because he was in the air, he'd be pulled down by gravity.
He started to fall, faster than he usually would've, but he'd never been that high up in the air before.
Is this how it's going to end?
I dreamt I was flying and it turns out I was?
Is this a power?
Is it the end?
Is it over?
Tell me the truth.
Say something…
Anything…
It is over, isn't it…
Ganondorf realized he was thinking to himself and he also realized he should've been dead by then so he started to look around, opening his eyes as he did so.
He was in the middle of town and beside him lay…
Flash!
He was still in the same place and everything looked the same but something weird had happened.
"Ganondorf? That's weird. Is that what this collar was for? So Snake was trying to help. But how did he know?" Wario said, endless questions floating out of his mouth.
"Oh, shut up!" Ganondorf shouted.
"…That's unusual for you to say, Ganondorf. What happened?" Wario asked.