AN: I'ma back!!!one!!1 Thanks to:
Key: I'm sorry you won't be on anymore. :( You will be remembered. :P
Stella the Sniper: Hehe. I have too much fun with torture.
Butterfly of Death 2007: My best parodies come from watching vid's.
Chaxra-san and Neo-Nebula: Yer welcome for the update, darlins'.
Whitelanc3r: I love duct tape. I think that might be a recurring theme.
Ringbearergreasergirl: Yay! A new fan::Dances::
July 6th
Dear Diary,
Have been feeling unusually obnoxious lately.
Have decided to prank call people.
Kadaj
July 7th
Dear Diary,
Prank called Barret.
I do not feel safe anymore.
Would you after someone threatened to hang you by your innards?
I think not.
Kadaj
July 8th
Dear Diary,
The discovery of Yazoo's obsession with rubber ducks is disturbing.
And the fact that he wears a shower cap.
And takes bubble baths.
Oh, damn these eyes…
Kadaj
July 9th
Dear Diary,
Have agreed with Yazoo to never speak of bubble bath incident.
EVER AGAIN.
Too bad Loz was listening to us.
Kadaj
July 10th
Dear Diary,
Secret of bubble bath incident has leaked out.
Am dreading consequences of this leakage of information.
Am expecting a random revenge attack any minute.
Kadaj
July 11th
Dear Diary,
Surprisingly, I have not been attacked.
Loz is hanging in the dead tree outside our hideout.
Covered in duct tape, of course.
Kadaj
July 12th
Dear Diary,
Happy Lozmas.
The first celebration went well.
Little children were afraid of the burning fern.
And the fact that Sephiroth was supposed to be Santa Claus.
Kadaj
Well…
Ish updated. Be happeh.
Kadaj: When are we gonna cover E Nomine?
I GET TO IT WHEN I GET TO IT!!!!
Kadaj whimpers.