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Mai's Secret Admirers:

~Valentines Part Two~

Naru waited for Mai and the others to leave before he left the room. Stupid people. He didn't know why they thought Mai's other secret admirer was so sweet. He thought it was sick. Who would send a card and not put their name on it and tell someone they loved her? Then he remembered he'd done the exact same thing.

'That's different. I actually like her.'

'well it's about time' Gene thought.

Naru immediately regretted thinking that. 'Shut up Gene.'

He heard Gene chuckle. 'It's okay little brother, I'm sure she'll love the fact you're jealous.'

'I am not jealous.' He snapped. He listened for a while and came to the conclusion that no one was in the office.

He opened the door found an envelope. That dreaded, evil piece of paper. He picked it up slowly and glared at it. If looks could kill, that piece of paper would have caught on fire.

The envelope was the same as the one before. Naru narrowed his eyes. So it was one of the guys in the office. He quickly crossed off John, considering he was a priest. That left Bou-san, Lin, and Yasuhara. Someone cleared their throat.

"Are you going to open that? Or are you going to send an even bigger bouquet of flowers?"

Naru looked up. Lin stood there, an eyebrow cocked, waiting for an answer. He hadn't even heard Lin come in, had he even left? That was really beginning to creep him out. He made a mental note to install- well whatever made it harder to come in unheard.

"What are you talking about?" He asked, putting on an innocent voice. Lin, however, was not fooled. He never was.

"You know very well what I'm talking about." Lin stared down at him. "You're going to wind up hurting her again Oliver."

Naru winced. He wasn't expecting that blow. "Did you-"

"No." He said, completely devoid of emotion. "I didn't. But you should stop this. Unless you're actually planning on telling her you like her."

Naru stared at Lin and just walked away.

Lin sighed and picked up the card. That left Bou-san or Yasuhara.

.xXx.

Mai opened the door to the office. She didn't really want to come back. Naru had been in a really bad mood and she didn't exactly feel like being yelled at. Being yelled at meant more tea and more tea meant more work for her. She swallowed her fear and opened the door. She ran straight into a black wall.

"It's nice of you to come in." He said sarcastically. "You've gotten another note."

Mai looked up at his face and winced. "Oh, thanks."

"Next time you might want to get a mailbox or something." He glared at the note as if it itself had killed someone dear to him. "I'm sick of notes and flowers."

Mai stared at him. "Yasu says to tell you he knows who the admirer is so you don't have to worry."

Naru stared at her. "What makes you think I'm worried about it?"

She blushed. "Actually, the word Yasu used was jealous but I figured you'd want to hear worried."

Naru glared at her. "I am not jealous!"

Mai smiled. "I never said you were. No need to get defensive."

That shut Naru up. If he wasn't careful she'd figure it out. Maybe that wasn't such a bad thing maybe he could just-

'doooo itttt'

'Gene, shut up.'

'you know you want to.'

Naru ignored him. He watched Mai open the card, he also watched her blush. He felt angry at the fact that his Mai was getting letters from strange people that were too cowardly to come out and say they liked her.

'So now she's yours? What'd you do buy her at a flea market?'

"Shut up!" He yelled.

Mai looked at him wildly. "What?"

Naru growled in frustration. "Nothing. I wasn't talking to you!"

She winced and he said the only thing he knew how to say in this situation. "Mai! Tea! And it better not be cold this time!"

.xXx.

Yasuhara sat on the kitchen counter. He'd come in just in time to hear Naru yell at Mai and slam the door shut.

"Oh he's definitely jealous." He told Mai.

Mai raised her eyebrows. "What makes you think that?"

"The yelling, the glaring, the slamming of doors."

"Yeah, but he always does that."

Yasu chuckled. "You'll see."

"What are you up to?" Mai asked suspiciously.

Yasu shrugged. "Nothing." He paused and grinned at Mai's skeptical look. "Well, maybe something. But don't worry your pretty little head about it."

.xXx.

Yasuhara picked up the phone and dialed the number he'd gotten off Naru's phone when he wasn't looking. He still didn't know how he'd done it but he wasn't about to butcher his perfectly laid out plan by getting cold feet.

"Hello?" A woman answered.

"Yes, this is Yasuhara from SPR, I was calling for Mr. and Mrs. Davis." He heard a shuffling noise and someone took the phone from the original person.

"They're out at the moment, how can I help you?" The woman's voice was way too cheerful.

"Madoka?" He asked.

"Oh! Hello Yasu! What was it you needed?"

"The Davis' should come over here. I've got a plan."

"Ooh!" Madoka giggled. "Does it have anything to do with Noll and that cute little assistant he has?"

Yasuhara smiled. "Of course."

"I'll see what I can do."