"The Cul-De-Sac of Peach Creek, Nevada is a place of diverse kids and numerous hijinks concocted by the mischief-prone Eds, three children whom seem bent on scamming the locals out of their cash. Well, only one is, Eddy, and suckers his two pals, Double-D, an uber smart child prodigy, and Ed, a lovable yet sub-par IQed Oaf. However, this idyllic life of suburbia is cut short by several strange figures arriving to the neighborhood, claiming to be combatants for the Galactic Republic faction from outer space. This drives the kids into a panic and the Eds into an immediate escape as another space-fairing civilization arrives.
"This time, it's General Grievous, a Cyborg-Hunter Killer of Jedi Knights and his legion of Droid forces. Initiating a military takeover of Earth, Grievous is drawn to the Badlands, a region of Earth in which a shadow war between two belligerent factions, Reliable Excavation Demolition, and Builders League United, are duking it out for control of the useless and fruitless desert.
"Grievous's army ends the war by forcing the two teams to join up, ruining the Administrator, the secret woman organizing the war's plans for continued profit. Meanwhile, the Eds have a short dispute at an abandoned inn near the Badlands and flee from the vile clutches of the Droid General, ending up being captured anyway."
"The Eds meet back with the original space-fairing friends they met, and together with the other prisoners of the Separatist warship they're imprisoned on, initiate a riot and hijack of the vessel. However, their hopes for fighting back against the Droid menace are dashed when the Administrator, crazed on restoring her profit-margin, takes over the warship and tries to kill Grievous and his army to restart the shadow war. This fails, and the Administrator is shot dead by Holdout, a Clone Trooper of the Republic.
"The ship crashes, and most of our heroes are nearly killed once more by CIS war droids. However, at the right moment, the Republic returns, led by Anakin Skywalker, a Jedi General and hero on a journey to bring the Cyborg Monster to justice. After clearing Earth of Separatist resistance, Anakin states to his men that he has future plans for the Eds. Meanwhile, the Earth's refugee population is moved to Naboo, an Outer Rim planet.
"Now with Grievous and his superiors planning their next move against the Republic, time is running short, and the Eds have yet to find out what the enigma of a Jedi has planned for them, and the Mercenaries of the Badlands' fates remain in limbo. Will our heroes reorganize and strike back against the will of the monster Grievous, or will the Droid General's bid for Galactic Conquest result in total victory and total doom for our protagonists? Find out on the next chapter of, An Adventure of Galactic Proportions!