Wow. I didn't think this story would get so popular here. Thanks for all the reviews and comments guys! I actually came home kinda wasted when I started writing this again, but because of all the support I decided 'eh, why not?'.

To NobodyXII : Thanks for taking your time to read it and quick question: AkuRoku? *wink, wink*

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To Goy-Goy: Thank you so much as well for the compliments. No, I'm actually in Southeast Asia, Indonesia, sometimes in Singapore, sometimes in Philippines and hoping to visit Japan one day. 'Little Shit' hammy…OH! I get that from pewdiepie on youtube actually! Hahah! He's really funny and I do catch a few things from him from time to time.

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To everyone, thank you all, and do tell me if there's anything you'd like to see happen, and I'll put it right in-with proper plot flow of course. It drives me nuts when stories don't do that. See you, and don't forget to check out some of my other stories~! Suggestions for improvement are always welcome!

NOW. ON WITH ZEH FIC~!

Kitsuzaya 10

Seshiru, that fucking bitch…with a smile that borderland 'glasglow', and a voice that dripped poison asked, "Did you remember what Izaya said on the roof that day?"

For one…it wasn't my fucking fault that school lost it's fucking roof about two seconds after she fucking asked me that question. Second, she's a bitch. Third…how the fuck did she even know that? And fourth, the morons I threw out of my fucking way as I headed home wouldn't have died from the kind of impact they had on the cement; they should have stayed out of my fucking way anyway!

"IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA….!" I roared, kicking the door to my apartment down furiously.

Fuck that, I can get it fixed.

Meanwhile that annoyance of a freakish-half-animal-half-human insect, did his little puppy ear-twitch as he looked up at me from the beanbag he was curled up in,w attaching television. (Stupid little shit kept whining about wanting one and he wouldn't just fucking shut up about it.)

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" I bellowed, marching in and picking him right off that beanbag by the collar of his shirt.

"Yipp!" Izaya whined, kicking every which way and holding onto the collar.

After awhile of letting him hang there, I grunted and let him fall back down onto the floor-he'd choke to death before I could kill him myself.

"You little…" I glared down, twitching, trying to stay calm.

After everything. I realized now it was only when this little fucker was around that I couldn't remain calm…this fea. Why? He always-! Tch…Every since highschool! Everytime he was mentioned, when he was around he always managed to give me a fucking headache!

"I know you're just playing dumb, flea!" I raised my foot and placed it squarely on his chest, to keep him from running away.

He whined again, staring up with my cute foxes big reddish brown eyes.

Fuck. Everything.

"STOP THAT!" And he curled up into a little ball, instead of being on his side, facing up as he was unable to move, but I could feel that mess of fluff of a tail against my ankle.

Fuck. Everything.

He whined again. "Shizu-channn…~" he pleaded, ears flattening against his head, drooping down towards his face pathetically. "D-don't kick me out, Shizu-chan…please Shizu-channn~…"

Fuck. EVERYTHING!

"Khh-…..!"

I was going to have to buy a new window. Maybe some boards first to cover the gaping hole in the wall to keep the traffic noises out.

Seshiru leaned against her arm, smiling as mischievously as she was yesterday. She had a cast on her leg and I had one on my arm. Turns out when I tossed the table and she kicked it back down on my arm we'd managed to fracture bone.

…eh. Been through worse.

"So…I take it your negotiations didn't go well the other day, judging by the kiss marks from your neck?" she snickered.

"I'll kill you." I snarled.

Seriously. She was too much like him. Maybe a little more sinister-….nah. Nobody's more sinister than Izaya….was.

"He's a complete retard now." I looked away, frowning. "There's nothing to negotiate. You. How'd you know about that. Our principal was the old geezer."

"Hmmh…" she hummed melodiously. "Ah. I forget."

I set the sandwich I was eating down, glaring.

"Hehe." she cracked her neck before leaning back on her wheelchair. "I do have to thank you though. This beats walking everywhere in those blasted heels."

"Yeah. Now you're easier to toss if I ever need to." I growled. "Explain. NOW."

"Hmmh…for someone like me, I feel nothing." She said in a cheery tone.

….what the fuck?

"Hah?" I frowned.

Did she want another table to the face?

"But for a human like you, you feel everything. As close to a monster as you get with your strength…Shizu-chan." She smirked, eyes shining in a weird…way…

Were they glowing? Holy shit, they were fucking glowing!

I stood, grabbing the table and swinging it over my shoulder, keeping it there-just in case. She's a nutcase, I know. But I didn't know she was a fucking freak too. I don't like how Izaya's eyes glow red, but I sure as hell was sticking around with a glowey-eyed principal. Screw the broken arm.

"What the FUCK?" I demanded, clutching the table cautiously.

"I'm jealous, is all~…" she cooed, grinning and leaning towards me. "And I'm having fun just seeing what happens…"

"Urgh…"

"He's quite cute like this right? So cute is frustrates you…" she grinned, smile widening in a frightening way. "So cute you could just /fuck/ his brains out right?"

Then, her skull split at the mouth…

…it was a fucked up dream. And I woke up facing that annoying bastard's face, framed by those drooping fluffy ears again, as he was curled up naked next to me.

I need a smoke.

"That's cruel, Seshi-chan." Izaya purred, flicking his tail in slight annoyance. "I know I made this dea with you, but really…"

"Hm? Didn't like the nightmare? But you asked me to find out how he felt about you, right?" she snickered back, demonic yellow eyes, gleaming against the sun that sifted through the curtains of the cafe.

Today the roof was too hot for such a meeting between the two. The cafe nearby in Shinjuku was much cooler.

"Did you find out anything?" he asked, ear twitching, drawing the attention of nearby customers.

As the murmurs of the strange moving appendages went ignored, the girl smirked. "I did. He has seemed to take a fancy to you. After all, you are having sex."

Izaya smiled slyly at that. "Hmm…I like that idea. Yes. It's nice to have him attached to me. I'd prefer it that way. Shizu-chan's so stupid…he still doesn't have any idea."

"Yes, but that's why he's interesting." she smirked.

Izaya's eyes grew dangerous at the remark. "Be careful, demon-chan. Shizu-chan is /my/ toy."

"Oh?" she tilted her head. "The jealous type, aren't we? Too bad, I like watching how he reacts too. And you got me the position of principal, so I'm his boss."

"And I can just as easily remove you from that position." Izaya countered calmly, smiling.

She replied, "And I can just as easily get rid of this ears and tail. Don't forget…he likes you cause you're cute and stupid now."

"Is that a threat?" he said, the smile remained in his face.

One of the most frightening things about Orihara Izaya was that he didn't need to look scary to be scary. The aura about him was inhuman just as much as Heiwajima Shizuo's strength was inhuman. When he smiled-it was when those lips dripped the most venomous poison. Sweet, and deadly.

"I'm saying is that you need to lure him in better." she smirked. "Might I share a little idea? Drop the ears and tail."

Izaya remained quiet for a second before understanding. The smile on his face grew even sweeter.

"Oh~…"

And I'll end it there~! I admit this was a little rushed, but thank you to everyone that's been waiting! I'm starting the chapter after this, now, since I've got a few ideas of how it should go! Do please, please tell me if you'd like to request anything happen!

With love,

JapFan04