A/N:Again I would like to thank my wonderful cuzzo Crimson Shukumei for helping me.If you are reading this,you are totally the best!Thanks to all of the reviewer also I love you guys sooo much!(gives hugs to all reviewers)

Disclamiers:The lawyers can kiss my ass for all I care(lawyers walk on trying to take me)OK OK I dont own Inuyasha,sadly...but I do own this story, so enjoy!

Corellej: DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! Here we are with more truth or dare questions!!! This time around we have TheUltimateVampire, matt sesshomarus buddy AND Zadok. Whew! There's so many!

Kagome: Did you get the pregnancy test by the way?

Corellej: OH! It's in my pocket! (pulls out pregnancy test) Here ya go! Now get in the bathroom!

Kagome: Okay, okay... I'm going. (goes in the bathroom and shuts the door) How do you use this thing? It's so confusing!!

Corellej: Read the damn directions!

Kagome: Okay. "Remove cap from the end of the stick and urinate-"

Corellej: NOT OUT LOUD!! YOU'RE KILLING MY EARS!!

Kagome: Whoops sorry!!

Corellej: While she's handling her business we'll do a truth or dare. From TheUltimateVampire, it reads...

This is a weird dare. I dare Kagome to strip in front of the others while she sings the parody song Oops, I farted again while she farts to the whole thing as well. If she does not do so she must kill her self with a 12 gauge shotgun or have sex with Sango and Inuyasha while I tape it and put the video on the internet. Pleas put this f'ed up dare on or I will make my concubine for I am a Vampire.

Inuyasha: Kagome... strip? Goddamn it! Why does everyone have to strip! My brother then a wench?! And Kagome, I am not letting you die but maybe it would be good for all of us...

Kagome: I heard that!!

Sango: I'm not having sex with Kagome!!!

Miroku: Ah, that would be interesting. Maybe a threesome in the works...

Everyone: GODDAMN PERVERT MONK!!!

Corellej: Well.. get out here Kagome!! TheUltimateVampire is waiting for you!!

Kagome: I haven't even peed on the stick yet!!!

Corellej: TOO BAD!!

Kagome:(comes out the bathroom) Okay, what do have to do?

TheUltimateVampire: Strip and sing Oops I farted Again. (holds up video camera smiling evilly)

Kagome: And where the HELL did you come from?!!

TheUltimateVampire: Don't look at the camera! You idiot! Or I'll bite your neck and make you my concubine!! (shows fangs)

Kagome: (gulps) I'm not becoming your concubine for I'm devoted to Inuyasha... ah Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: You should have thought of that before you opened your legs for Sesshoumaru to- DAMN IT!!

Sesshoumaru:(bites Inuyasha's hands) I enjoy this a little too much.

Inuyasha: WOULD YOU CHANGE THIS JACKASS INTO A DAMN DEMON ALREADY?!!!

Corellej: After Kagome strips... ah. I'm closing my eyes. She may be one of my favorite characters but that does NOT mean I want to look at her naked! (covers eyes)

Miroku: I want to see her naked. Hurry up and rip those clothes off!! WOOHOO!!

Sango: I'm getting my revenge for this Miroku. Hurry up Kagome, so I can relieve this pervert from the world.

Kagome: This sooo embarassing but I love that song (starts to unbutton shirt and then lets it drop to the floor and fart while singing) I think I farted again...

Inuyasha: Holy shit! She has big breasts!! (pants) It fucking stinks in here! Goddamn Kagome! What the hell have you been eating?!!!

Miroku: (tries to squeeze Kagome's breasts) Come here hehehe...

Sango: Oh, YOU'RE not going anywhere (punches Miroku back to the ground) Sit your ass down!

TheUltimateVampire: Continue. Hehehe...

Kagome: I've been eating bean burritos all day!! They are sooo delicious!! (farts) Oh my gawd! I really do stink! Oh, well back to the song! (takes off skirt and sings and farts) ... I made you believe it wasn't me (farts terribly), it might seem just like gas, but it doesn't mean that gas doesn't stink... (fart, fart, fart, deadly one)

Shippou: I can't take it anymore... (passes out)

Inuyasha: That... smell...KILLS!! The world... is fading... ahhhh! (falls on top of Shippou)

TheUltimateVampire: Perfect. Keep going. (laughs evilly while holding camera)

Kagome: At least SOMEONE likes my performance! Anyway.. ahem! I forgot which part I was in anyway! Here we go.

Oh baby baby,

oops I farted again,

I made you smell gas,

got lost in the stink.

Oh baby baby,

oops found out it was me,

that I'm making a stink...

Kagome: (unleashes a whole lot of stink and finishes taking off her skirt and bra) I think I'm still gonna sing! This feels great!

Corellej: OH GAWD! PLEASE STOP KAGOME!! (holds nose) You made everyone pass out! And Sesshoumaru stop humping her leg for crying out loud!

Sesshoumaru: (stops humping her leg) Sudden urge. Could not help but to relieve my ache. This miko has a dreaded stench coming from her. (tries to fend off smell by swiping the air but then faints)

TheUltimateVampire: My work is done here. I'll be sure to post this on the internet soon. (gets camera equipment and leaves)

Corellej: Hold up a sec! What about the smell?!! It's your fault anyway!!

TheUltimateVampire: Bye! (runs out the door)

Corellej: Damn... you... Kagome!! Your ass is kicking!!! (gets drowsy) I got wake everyone up for more dares. (gets Eating-Human) Oh, Eating-Huuuuuman!!!

Everyone: (all wakes up and runs in a corner) WE'RE UP! WE'RE UP!!

Corellej: Next we have... matt sesshomarus buddy! Kagome put a shirt on!

Kagome: OKAY! (puts on shirt)

Inuyasha: ...it still fucking stinks!!!

Corellej: Okay Kagome... this is for you! Truth or dare?

Kagome: I pick truth this time. All those damn dares are making my head spin!

Sesshoumaru: I think that's your ass making your head spin.

Corellej: I know! Here's the truth question!

she has to tell inuyasha her true true true true true true true true true feeling bye now but keep it come.

Kagome: WHAT?!!!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Inuyasha: Yeah, Kagome... what is true feelings for me?

Kagome: (crickets chirp)

Everyone except Sesshy: SPEAK DAMN IT!!

Kagome: (sighs) Inuyasha... you make my heart sing every time when I see you. When you speak, my heart skips a beat. I want to get tangled in your world Inuyasha and in your soul. When you are fighting I grow wet in the panties for fear of losing you. I want you to be mines forever. And not Kikyou's! I love you Inuyasha and don't want you to ever leave me. I want you to know that I will be forever at your side. I'll fight the world with you if I have to. I want to spend the rest of my life with you because... I love you...

Everyone: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: ... Kagome. You really mean that?

Kagome: Yeah, or I wouldn't have said it.

Corellej: (sniffs) So beautiful. Here you get a cookie Kagome. (gives Kagome a cookie and returns Inuyasha to his regular size)

Kagome: YAY! A cookie! (eats the whole thing in one bite)

Inuyasha: Good thing that wolf bastard Kouga is dead. Kagome, I'm ready.

Kagome: Ready for what?!!!

Inuyasha: For you to be my mate.

Shippou: OH WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!!! FOR LIKE LIFE!!!

Inuyasha: You'll be waiting for a swift kick to the ass too if you don't shut up! (takes Kagome to a bathroom)

Kikyou: Now I'm lonely... again.

Corellej: Bitch! I thought I clearly said you would DIE AGAIN in the last chapter?!!

Kikyou: ... kill me now.

Corellej: (kicks the head of Kikyou into the "slice'em up machine"... ouch) Now the bitch is gone and two people are having sex again, great. Well, at least those two took care of the last dare by Zadok which was...

Corellej: What kind of punishment is that?!!! Why do I have to get killed?!!I'm only 13 I have so much left to do!! At least Inuyasha doesn't know...

Miroku: Time to get married Sango..

Sango: For the love of Kohaku... someone kill me!! Oh well, we are engaged anyway.

Corellej: I'll do the reading of the vows!!! (grabs Miroku and Sango and starts talking) Will you Miroku, take this lovely Sango as your bride?

Miroku: Of course!

Corellej: And do you Sango, take this dumb ass perverted monk as your husband?

Sango: Unfortunately... yes.

Corellej: May I now pronounce you two husband and bride!!! Now go do married people stuff like kissing but THAT'S IT!!! Why are those two so damn loud. (Kagome is screaming Inuyasha's name and Inuyasha is screaming Kagome's)

(Inuyasha and Kagome come out, looking awful.)

Inuyasha: Well, damn. That felt fucking good...

Kagome: You were almost better than Sesshoumaru...

Inuyasha: That is it!!! Sesshoumaru!! (kicks the Sesshy chiwawa into the air)

Everyone: OH MY GAWD!!!

Corellej: That reminds me.. Kagome, GO TAKE THAT TEST !!!

Kagome: Right. (goes into the bathroom and takes test)

Corellej: Sooo?

Kagome: I just got finished peeing!!!

Corellej: Oh. Now did the results show?

Kagome: What does the sign which pops mean? It shows "pregnant"...

Corellej: Oh my gawd Kagome you're so stupid!! You're pregnant!!!

Kagome: Uh-oh... by who?

Corellej: Don't know... but we'll find out soon until next chappy see ya! I know this one wasn't really all that funny but hey! At least I tried.Hoped you likey!

A/N:Ok guys, you see that button down there?It wants you to press it and review on my story!Thanks again for everyone's ideas and I can't wait for more to come!Think of the craziest thing you can ever think of and I can't wait to put in my furture chapters!But if it's something you don't like please let me know.But please NO FLAMES!