a/n: -sigh- I'm going to actually have to describe things, and say whose talking this time. -sigh- Since so many people have voted for both Suki and Yue, I've decided to do both. And Ty Lee again, 'cuz she now has permanent therapy for smoking happy pills. -sigh- Poor, poor Ty Lee...

Group Therapy: Suki, Yue, and Ty Lee

Ty Lee, Suki, and Yue were in the waiting room outside of the therapist office with the other ATLA characters, when they heard the news...

"Wait! What do you mean group therapy?! I already went!" Ty Lee whined.

"Because you're so crazy, you need permanent therapy!" Suki replied.

"That's what you get for hitting on my little warrior." Yue said, smugly.

Suki and Ty Lee doubled over in laughter. "Th-that's what y-you call him?!" Suki gasped through her laughter. "Th-that's -giggle- ridi-ridicu—funny! -giggle-"

Yue blushed. "It's cute!"

"Wait! How would you know how little his warrior was?!" demanded a perverted Suki.

"Well, when a man and a woman love each other—" Ty Lee began, missing the point.

Yue ignored her and said smugly, "I'm not the type to kiss and tell."

Suki glared at her and said, "Yeah, you're the type who'd skip the kissing and jump straight to the fu—"

"The doctor will see you know." a nurse said, interrupting Suki.

"Finally. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard." Zuko muttered.

"Oh, you know you loved it!" Azula teased.

"Says the girl who held Suki captive and enjoyed it!" Zuko retorted.

Suki turned around, "Hey! He's right! The only reason why I'm here with these boyfriend stealing whores is because of you!"

Azula inspected her finger nails. "I'm sorry. I don't talk to peasants."

"Oh, you are so dead!" Suki shouted, lunging towards her.

"Now, now. Can't we just talk this out?" Aang said, stepping between them.

"Shut up, baldy!" Suki shouted, struggling with the nurse who was holding her back.

"HELLO! It's season 3! I have hair now!" Aang said in a completely gay voice, pointing to his head.

"Hm, you know, I always thought he'd be a blonde." Yue mused.

"Hey!" shouted the therapist. "You've spent half your therapy time arguing with the other patients!"

"And?" Yue asked.

"And get your crazy asses in here!" she shouted.

"No way! I'm not through with Princess Psycho over here!" Suki shouted, still trying to hurt Azula.

"I'm happy! I'm happy! Happy, happy, happy!" Ty Lee sang, off in Lala Land.

"Make me! I'm the Lunar Goddess Person Thing! Whatever! The point is, you can't tell me what to do!" Yue shouted.

"You're right. I can't. But he can." the therapist smugly pointed to a huge guy standing behind them. Everyone turned and stared.

"Eep!" Zuko squeaked, before hiding behind Aang.

"Wow. Hard to believe we missed that." Azula mused, not scared in the least.

"Crazy people go in room." the man said, cracking his knuckles.

"This, is Bob. Now, I would suggest you come in here." the therapist said.

"No!" Suki shouted.

"You make Bob angry!" Bob shouted.

"I mean, yes!" Suki squeaked out, before she, Yue, and Ty Lee ran into the room.

"'Sup Bob. What'd they put you in for?" Toph asked, before playing a harmonica.

"Now then. Since you wasted almost all of our time just getting in the room, I'll cut right to the chase. Stop beating around the bush. Get to the point. Cut the bullsh—"

"OK! We get the point!" Suki said.

"Right. So, please stand and introduce yourselves." the therapist said.

"Hi, I'm Ty Lee, and I'm happy!" Ty Lee said.

"Hi, Ty Lee." Suki and Yue chorused.

The therapist sighed. It was going to be a long day. "Just say your name."

"Hi, I'm pissed off." Suki said.

The therapist glared at her. "Real names please."

"Yue." Suki said.

"Suki." Yue said.

"Okay, you can start Suki." the therapist said.

"Well, I'm Suki, and I'm a weird, think-I-kick-ass, slutty, BOYFRIEND STEALER!!" Yue said, glaring at Suki.

"Oh yeah, well I'm the spoiled, holier-than-thou, Goddess of the Whores!" Suki said, glaring at Yue.

"MOON!! Goddess of the Moon!" Yue shouted.

"How would you know?! You're a weirdo, remember?!" Suki shouted back.

"WAIT!" Ty Lee yelled, making Yue and Suki stop their shouting match and stare at her, "I'm confused. If you're Suki," she pointed at Yue, "and you're Yue," she pointed at Suki, "then who am I?"

"AN IDIOT!!" Suki and Yue both shouted.

"Girls! Girls!" the therapist shouted. "Just calm down!"

Suki and Yue both glared at each other and started sulking. Ty Lee just started humming, "It's a small world after all."

"Now. I think your problem is you're misdirecting your anger. Who you're really angry at is Sokka. Sokka's the one who, erm, 'got involved' with Yue, and then went out with Suki, while he was flirting with Ty Lee. He's the bad guy! He's the one you should be mad at." the therapist said.

Yue, Suki, and Ty Lee all blinked. She was right. This was all Sokka's fault.

"Hey girls!" said a very untimely Sokka, as he walked in the room.

"You pimp! You just wanted some ass!" Suki shouted.

"I though what we had was special!" Yue sobbed.

"You're not a cutie! You're a meanie!" Ty Lee shouted.

"What?! Wait, girls I—" a confused Sokka started.

"Get him!" Suki shouted.

Sokka turned and ran, but Suki jumped on his back, and started hitting his head. Yue tackled them both, and started slugging him, and Ty Lee got on top of the couch, jumped, and jammed her elbow into Sokka's stomach, pro-wrestler style. Then they all started kicking, pulling, and scratching Sokka, as they rolled out the door.

"Yeah! Go Suki! Kick his ass!" Toph shouted.

"Bet ya ten gold coins Suki kills someone." Zuko said to Katara.

"You're on!" she replied.

The girls and Sokka wore themselves out, and lay there in a panting heap.

"That's what you get for dumping me!" the therapist shouted at Sokka.

"Wait! You made us be mad at Sokka!" Yue said.

"That bitch!" Suki shouted.

"Die!" shouted a now very unhappy Ty Lee. (Her happy pills had worn off...)

"AAAH!" screamed the therapist as she ran from three pissed off woman, leaving Sokka to himself.

Zuko nudged Sokka with the side of his shoe. "I think he's dead."

Sokka groaned.

"Nope. Pay up." Katara smirked.

"Damn." Zuko muttered.

Horrible screams started echoing down the hall. Everyone looked up, stared at the hallway, shrugged, and went back to what they were doing.

Doctor's Note:

Diagnosis: Crazy bitches!

Treatment: How the hell should I know?! I got my degree online!

Current Status: Beating the shit out of our therapist, Irma.

Additional Notes: They killed Irma. Guess Zuko won the bet after all. Anyway, Irma wasn't missed. She always was a little psycho...Wonder why I hired her. Oh, right. She's friggin' hott!

Pimp daddy therapist is outta here!

a/n: So what'd ya think? I liked Bob. Bob is an awesome name! Anways, the current score is Bumi-3 Jet-1 Haru-1 Cabbage Man-1 Aang-0 And like I said, you can vote for ANYONE you want. Including the Cabbage Man and Aang. -hint hint-

Review or I'll, I'll...do something. Scary. And...mean.