The Guide to the Emo-Avenger Bastard: Sasuke Uchiha
Chapter 10- End of Friend Section
At this point, if you're not friends yet, or even acquaintances, give it up. It's not going to work so find someone else to obsess about, one that doesn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. For those who have managed to have some degree of success, good luck at keep that loving, long-silenced relationship. I can do no more for you besides heal you when you're near dead at the hands of Sasuke's avenger-filled dark mind…
Just remember one thing…If at first you don't succeed, go find a psychiatrist, you definitely have problems.
Moving on,
Sakura
P.S. Yes, I know it's short and no I really don't care. And yes, the boyfriend/girlfriend section is up next so you can have a reason to live...and no it's not my time of month!
---author's note---
I think Sakura is lying...NO!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!! OW! MY SPLEEN!
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