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Gimli: NOT THE BEARD!
Authors notes: I noticed I made Rosetta a little er...emotional lately...I'm going to try something more up beat. So this entire chapter will consist mostly of Tosetta being a goof ball
Rosetta was running about, giggling, smiling, and naked, Elsa was frantically trying to keep up with her so she could get the little girl dressed. Rosetta had just come out of the bath and she had a habit of forgetting to put her clothes back on.
"Hold still! My little bunny! " Elsa said as she caught up to her. Rosetta took off again, too occupied to hear her mother. She happily skipped about the castle. The queen, who had given up on trying to stop Rosetta from roaming the castle in her birthday suit, sat and waited for a very embarrassed little girl to come in, blushing like a tomato.
The staff she ran into were not sure whether or not to inform that the cheerful little princess was completely nude. So they tried yo avert their eyes out of courtesy and respect. Oblivious to the discomfort of the staff around her. She proceeded to talk to them.
"Hi!" She chirped.
"Er...hello your highness, the gardener replied, eyeing his tools, trying to avoid staring at her. Rosetta was normally greeted with genuine warmth as she was loved by the staff. The gardener's sudden coldness confused the child.
"Can I have a hug please?" Rosetta asked. She loved hugs and she frequently, but politely asked the people around her for them. The gardener, who would normally respond immediately was finally about to tell Rosetta that she didn't have any clothes on. He opened his mouth to speak but someone cut her off.
"Um hey beautiful...you know that you're naked, righ?" Anna said from behind Rosetta, biting her lip to stop herself from laughing. The little princess then looked downward. Rosetta's eyes widened and her jaw dropped. Her cheeks turned scarley as she realized she had been walking around in a castle full of people. The seven year old bolted towards the stairs. Anna, unlike the others, took a good long look at her niece's tiny, bare bottom as the latter rushed up the stairs. The older princess thought about how cute Rosetta was as she laughed at her expense.
"Ahah! There you are!" Elsa prolclaimed when Rosetta burst in the room. Embarassed, flustered, and cheeks as red as roses. The queen stifled a giggle and helped Rosetta get dressed. Rosetta's mother decided to have a little fun with her daughter.
" you flirty girl! Flashing your butt to all the boys and giving them a show, eh? Ooh lala!" Elsa teased, wagging her eyebrows up and down. If someone could die of embarrassment, Rosetta would have done so at that moment.
"I'm just kidding my little bunny. It's ok. I know you didn't mean it." Elsa assured her daughter, whose cheeks were like fire engines. Elsa giggled in spite of herself. Rosetta finally caught a case of the giggles too and in a few moments, mother and child were both laughing hysterically. Rosetta stood up, put her hands on her hips and swayed her hips back and forth
"Hubba hubba" Rosetta said. Elsa began laughing so hard that her sides started to hurt. Rosetta once agained joined her in a symphony of laughter.
"I know what to do!" Rosetta chimed once they had both managed to catch their breath.
"What my little bunny?" Elsa asked. Rosetta was about to speak up when Anna beat her to it.
"Do you wanna build a snowman?" Anna sang. To the surprise of the royal sisters, Rosetta shook her head and began to sing.
"Will you help me hide a body?
Come on we can't delay! No one can see him on the floor, get him out the door, before he can decaaay
I thought you were my buddy, we won't get caught. Just help me and don't ask whyyyyyy!
Will you help me hide a body? It doesn't have to be in one piece!" Rosetta sang...she looked at the two sisters who were locked in hysterical laughter.
"Oh dear why?" She sighed. The child opened her mouth for the next verse.
"Will you help me hide a body?
This one's been knocked out since last faaall
I think his company is overdue. It's about time we threw his body down the weeell. STAY DOWN THERE JOAHN!
It gets a little lonely, digging out all these graves, out in the night by myseeerrlf!" Rosetta finished. She looked down on her aunt and mother, who were now on the floor, laughing so hard that they were both crying.
" I needed a good laugh." Elsa thought out loud. They then proceeded to the grand hall. The snow queen extended her arms to make snow.
"MAMA WAIT!" Rosetta yelped.
"Why?" Elsa asked with a smile.
"Cuz I'm the snow queen! I am mama! The queen of ice and snow!" Rosetta declared to the world. Elsa snickered.
"Your name's mama? Oh great snow queen?" Her mother teased, giving her daughter a curtsy. Rosetta blushed slightly but she continued her impression.
"No mama! I am Elsa! The queen of ice and snow! And I'm also my mama!" Rosetta decreed. Anna and Elsa snickered. Rosetta smacked her forehead dramatically.
"No no no! I'm ma- I mean Elsa! And I have ice powers! Pew, pew, pew-pew!" Rosetta said as she extended her arms out as if using her powers.
"What's pew pew?" Elsa asked raising an eyebrow.
"The sound you make when you use your powers!" Anna answered as she joined Rosetta in imitating the snow queen, also making "pew pew" sounds.
"I have NEVER made that sound once in my entire life." Elsa deadpaned.
"no! Pew pew! I have iced your mouth shut!" Rosetta stated. Elsa crossed her arms, fighting the grib that forced its way on her lips as she watched her fellow "elsas". Soon the only sounds were "pew pew" noises, and eventually Elsa laughing at the antics of the two other girls.
"Oh yeah? Well...PEW PEW!" Elsa cried as she made an ice rink.
