A/N: This is the continuation from last dabble. I would love to hear some sort of feedback if you don't mind. enjoy.
38. Two plus two
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"Forehead, you are a sick, twisted human being." One blond blue-eyed kunoichi grumbled as they walked the halls of Konoha General Hospital. Rubber soled shoes squeaked against the linoleum as the two medics walked down the hall tiredly.
Ino watched in amusement as her best friend nonchalantly continued down the hall as if she did not have a care in the world. For someone who was planning the ultimate kidnapping Sakura was in too much of a good mood.
'I wonder if she is still going to act on her plan.'
Beyond the edges of her frayed nerves a thought started to form. Maybe she could talk Sakura out of this idiot plan before the Uchiha Clan Head killed her...with fire.
"Forehead, I was thinking. Maybe you should give up on this plan and just marry Sasuke. He is a pain in the ass just like his brother except he actually communicates."
The coral haired woman paused in mid step before turning to her best friend. She was already shaking her head in response before the words ever left her mouth.
"I can't do that Ino. Not only is Sasuke no Itachi but there is something about Itachi that makes him special."
Ino snorted in response as she stopped and placed a hand on her hip. "The only thing that's special about Itachi is that he is abnormally hot with huge...feet."
She could only laugh as Sakura face turned a brighter shade than her hair.
"No, no, Ino. Under all the pretense and blank expressions lies a man who is calm and gentle. Yes, he is handsome by all means but you of all people know looks aren't apart of my criteria in dating someone."
Ino shivered as the image of green, spandex clad Lee popped into her mind. Never in a million years would she have ever thought that Sakura would actually date Lee.
"Hmm. I guess. But, still Forehead, you should just get with Sasuke...he's..."
"Taken." Sakura finished unexpectedly.
Ino lifted an blond eyebrow in surprise. She hadn't heard anything about the younger Uchiha being taken off the market.
'How could this piece of news slipped by her?'
Ino sighed in defeat. She was getting nowhere in talking Sakura out of this ridiculous plan.
"Sakura, how are you going to initiate this plan?"
The pink haired woman smiled mysteriously as the two continued down the hall.
"Let's just say, when I am done, Itachi won't know what hit him."
"Are you sure Sakura-chan said we would carry out the plan tonight?" one blond, knucklehead ninja said to his pale companion from a branch outside the Uchiha Clan Main House.
"Yes, Hag said tonight is the night." The pale artist said stoically as the two continued to eye mansion.
"Did she say why him..."Naruto began as Sai raised his hand cutting the blond ninja off.
"He is going to his room now. Now is the time to move dickless."
The blond spluttered before leaping onto the roof of the mansion.
One thought lingered on his mind as three clones popped into existence next to him.
'Why did Sakura-chan want us to kidnap Itachi?'