A/N: It appears as though Stefan just won't stop hacking into Damon's account. At least this time he was somewhat useful instead of deleting all the fun stuff. We figured we'd be nice and let him contribute. (Besides, you might not want to have seen Damon's response...) Anyway- leave lots of love. The Salvatore boys need it. And so do the editors. And leave a question or two while you're at it.
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Dear Damon,
I like this guy but i don't know if I should do something about it. If I ask and he doesn't like me I'll lose his friendship and end up drowning my sorrows in chocolate. What should I do?
love,
scared and confused
Dear Scared and Confused,
Since Damon has decided not to answer anymore relationship questions he has tossed them my way. Actually he tossed them in the trashcan by my desk, but you get the point. What you need is to just start casual. If you usually hang out with him in a group, try to start getting some 1 on 1 time with him. A coffee break or a bowling night just you two. Just fun. Then gradually start letting your true feelings show. See how these friend outings go, and just go from there. I bet he's just as shy about approaching you. Sometimes guys need a signal that they're not going to get shot down on approach. Good luck, and let me know if there's anything else I can help with.
Love,
Stefan
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Dear Damon,
I am currently having issues with my roommate. She and her boyfriend have loud obnoxious sex damn near every night. It's annoying as hell. Not that I mind the act of sex, because that's totally ok, she's just vocal. I've done everything from asking her to lower it down (after the fact, duh) to beating on our adjoining wall. Please help me out, I'm begging you!
sincerely,
Angry Roomie
Dear Angry Roommate,
Ohhh, where to start? I think I'm sensing some jealousy here. Question: Have you ever thought of asking to join in? Threesome can be very fun; although I've got a feeling you wouldn't go for that. So maybe instead of focusing on them, we need to focus on finding you a playmate. Let's give her a taste of her own medicine. I bet if you have some amazing, hot and overly LOUD sex while her boyfriend is out of town, she'll quiet down real quick. (Either that or she'll ask you for my number... I say win-win.)
Love,
Damon
P.S. If it really bugs you buy some ear plugs
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Dear Damon,
Sometimes I have these very strong urges to burst out into angry fits. It's just that I found out that the love of my life never loved me at all and after all I did for him... Its just tragic. So, unless your interested in some angry sex therapy please tell me what to do. ;)
Love,
Miss Confused
Dear Miss Confused,
The only thing I saw here was blah blah blah angry sex therapy blah blah. Just email me a time and place, and I'll see what I can work out.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Manipulative Dick,
I know that you won't answer my question either way, so I am doomed to ask it here. In front of everyone (yes, you too, S.S,). How am I supposed to not give in your charms*hem, body*? What would happen if we cross the line? I am way too scared that we both know the answer and want to see action. Please, tell me I am wrong.
E.G. the prey
Dear Prey,
Talk about hostility, babe. You have some anger issues to work out. Now, take a deep breath and just chill for a moment. That being said, I'd like to point out that I have nothing to do with this attraction you feel towards me. I'm sure that whatever you are 'feeling' is a direct result of insufficient pleasure you are receiving from your boyfriend. And I'd also like to make note that my motto is "live to cross the line" so if you'd like to discuss this issue in private, I'm sure we can work something out.
Love,
Damon
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