Chapter 10: Oi!!

"Oi Obito open the door!!" Minato yelled, and banged on the locked door.

"What's the magic phrase?" Obito called.

"Tobi is a good boy?" Minato asked

"No. Access denied." Obito screeched

"Oi! Damn it Obito open the door!" Konan yelled

"Magic phrase please!" Obito squealed playfully

"Obito will open the door or Konan will kill, Obito!" Konan yelled, almost breaking the door down.

"NO!ACESS DENIED!" Obito alarmed, sounding off a siren.

"Obito. Open. The. Door." Itachi said calmly.

"No. Access denied!" Obito yelled again

"Tobi, will you please open the door? Pretty please?" Sakura asked sweetly, earning a thumbs up from everyone.

"Well... now that you put it that wayyyy..." Obito dragged on

"NO!!"

"Then you leave us no choice." Minato declared, and Tobi listened carefully as they backed up against the wall.

Sakura said "do do do do do do do duh do do do do do do duh do do duh do do duh do do duh do doooooooooo," and pointed towards the door, but no one moved, instead they were all looking at her confused.

"Oi... In other words charge!!" Sakura yelled.

"Ahhhhh The British are coming the British are coming!" Tobi panicked, bumping head first into Hinata.

"No it's the cavalry!" Dierdara laughed, opened the door, and the 4 flew through, into the dark room, landing on top of each other, then were in complete darkness when Dierdara closed the door again.

Itachi and Sakura started crawling around the room to find the bed.

"Minato where are you?" Konan asked, feeling around in the dark infront of her.

"Over here!" Minato called, his call sounded far off, but never the less Konan found him quickly, and fell to the floor kissing him.

"Konan, where are you?!" Minato called, his voice still far off.

"Minato? Then who is?" Konan whimpered fearfully

"Hinata?"

"Aggrrgghhhhh!!" Tobi and Konan screamed, jumping apart, Tobi knocked his head onto something hard, and realized it was Dierdara.

"Damn it Tobi can't you see I'm trying to do something here?!" Dierdara yelled, pushing Tobi away.

"Of course he can't see the lights are off!" Tenten exclaimed

"Right. That's still no excuse though!" Dierdara yelled at Tobi.

"Now to have some real fun..." Itachi said, running his hands over Sakura's naked form on the bed,

"God Konan your so tight," Minato groaned, banging his hips into hers.

"Konan?! Tobi!? What the?!" Hinata squeaked, pushing Minato out of her.

"Wait, if that's Hinata Then who?!" Tobi screeched

"Tenten! How the hell did you get there!" Tobi pulled himself out of her mouth.

Itachi and Sakura's moans were filling the room, mixing with Tobi's screams, followed by Dierdara who was yelling I'm going to kill you Uchiha! Then Tobi started chasing Minato for even touching Hinata, while Konan and Hinata started arguing, and ended up in a naked cat fight. All they needed were hill Billy's to watch them, and a pool of mud. Tenten was trying to calm Dierdara down, but failed miserably, and ended up slipping on something sticky on the floor, and into the bed with Sakura and Itachi.

"Get out of here!" Itachi yelled, throwing Tenten across the room, into Hinata and Konan's fight, then began to screw Sakura silly again.

Screams, threats, moans, groans, cries, pleas, and some crashing here and there filled the room, and Itachi and Sakura seemed to be trying to drown most of it out with their moaning, and slapping of skin.

Finally the room fell silent, except for Itachi and Sakura, and everyone yelled,

"Shut up! Can't you hear were trying to have a fight here!!"

"Sorry..." Itachi and Sakura apologized, but didn't keep down the noise, just increased it to annoy them.

"And Itachi is ready to release himself inside of Sakura! Boy I sure hope he's using a condom! One thrusts! Two thrust! And they are moving in perrrfeect! Rythm! Look at Itachi go! He's fitting his whole 14 inches inside of her! The member is going at least 100mph, beating the Pussy by 1 mph!" Sasori narrated like those annoying race car announcers.

"And it's good!" Sasori exclaimed! as Itachi dug himself deepest in her, releasing himself.

"How H How can he see us in the d dark?" Sakura asked exhausted?

"I don't know. But like you said... He's weird..." Itachi said, and lifted himself up

"And The Member is going for another round!" Sasori announced when Itachi rolled Sakura on top of him, and started screwing her again.

"Ah god Itachi!" Sakura yelled

"Finally you stopped Dierdara, I thought we'd never get to do this!" Tenten moaned, grasping Dierdara's strangely spiky hair.

"Damn it, not again! Minato groaned, and got out of Tenten, bumping into Dierdara in the dark, who tackled him and started rubbing his face on the floor.

"You know what screw Minato I'll just settle for you now," Konana said, and jumped Obito, forcing him to thrust into her.

"Slut!" Hinata yelled, tackling Konan, making Obito go way to deep inside her, and Konan screamed

"Konan!" Minato yelled, trying to pull away from Dierdara, who was currently trying to rip off his balls.

"And The Member and Pussy are on for their 5th Orgasam lap! Can they make it to 6? Going once! Going twice! Sold to the bed sheet!" Sasori exclaimed.

"Sasori shut up!" Sakura yelled, holding onto Itachi's hair as he banged her even harder.

"Seriously guys keep it down!" Sasori yelled at the people on the floor.

"God it's hot in here!" Tenten complained

"Someone turn on the damn light so we can finally get this right!" Minato exclaimed

"Tobi will do it!" Obito yelled, gaining back his childishness, and stepping on Dierdara and Minato's dicks on the way to the door.

"ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" They screamed, holding themselves.

"Maybe this isn't so bad," Konan said in between kisses with Hinata.

"Yeah, but it's only until we can find our men in this mess," Hinata replied, falling to the floor with her.

Click.

"Ahh my eyes!" Obito screamed

Click,

"Now that's what you call UN imaginable torture," Obito shivered, sliding to the floor.

"Obito just keep it on long enough so we can get to the right people!" Dierdara hissed

"But it's so scary! Obito whined

"Oi! Do it, or what I'll do to you will be even scarier!" Minato raged, slamming his fists on the floor, shaking the whole room.

"Ah! Ok! OK!" Obito whimpered, and fearfully turned the light on again, before dashing to Hinata, forgetting to turn off the light.

"Obitooooooo!!" Everyone screamed, now hiding themselves, no one willing to get up in fear of exposing themselves.

"Oi, someone get up! and turn off the light!" Tenten whined, shrinking into a ball.

"The light!! It burns!!" Sasori screamed, falling over again with whip cream coming out of his mouth.

"Namikaze you do it your the fastest here!" Konan said hoping to get a peek of him before the light was shut off.

"Regardless of the light," Itachi and Sakura kept it up, and in full view too.

"And hurry!" Hinata wailed, disgusted.

"Alright!" Minato said, and in a flash turned off the light before anyone could even glimpse anything of him but yellow hair.

"Oi..." Konana sighed

"What?" Hinata asked confused

"After all that we forgot to look where everyone is..." Konan replied, and everyone groaned

"And they are still at it! On to their what is that?! Oh my god I've lost count!" Sasori wailed

"Oi..." Everyone groaned again, totally jealous of Sakura and itachi who were smart enough to go straight to the bed.

End of Chapter 10...

I hope you liked chapter 10! I know it's probably not my best work, but I tried, it's sorta hard to keep comedy with sex. Please review and tell me what you think!! Sorry I'm a bit slow at updating, but I'm also working on other stories. Next chapter is going to be full of random stuff, in fact that's its' name, Chapter 11: Random