A/N: In the spirit of the last chapter's conversation's fun I decided to follow the line in the theme how you can misunderstand a conversation…

P.S.: No one should understand me wrong I don't have anything against Ilforte, but he is so cute when tormented…

About misunderstandings

Ilforte opened carefully the door which leads to the domain of the Octava Espada. The blonde was careful because of three things if he gets caught here in the best case he would get a few things thrown at his head or be thrown out in the worst case…he would play guinea pig for his little brother's twisted experiments. Sneaking through the deserted halls which suspiciously reminded him on those type of horror films he saw as a human kid when someone was walking through an abounded hospital or mental institute, expect that here looked everything clean. Reaching the door which lead to one of the medic room which was usually in use when someone gets injured at least Ilforte was sure that it was only used for that till he suddenly heard strange noises from inside. Stopping death in his tracks the blonde pressed his right ear against the white door listening.

"Ugh…Szayel ahh…fuck how long will this take…" he heard the voice of the Quinta Espada, but it was different somehow was he…panting and moaning?!

"If you squirm around like this Nnoitra then we will not finish any time soon with this." he heard Szayel say in a scolding tone which strangely calmed him, but sadly not for long.

"Is it really necessary to be so rough?"

"I thought that you like things rough, but sorry I will be gentler." Szayel's tone was shockingly soft and carrying and that pleased groan from Nnoitra didn't help to much.

Ilforte was in total panic with every groan and moan. Just what the Hell were those two doing in there!

"Now relax, I know that it will hurt, but that will soon ease if you want you can even hold my hand."

"Ook…ngh…ahh fuck…"

"Ssss…it is alright…" Szayel said in a calming tone and Ilforte paled even more.

"Calm down forte you are only imagining things. Yes, yes this is only your rather active fantasy and beside that Tesla is always by Nnoitra's side." he tried to calm himself down, but speaking of the devil…

…Tesla come in his direction grinning like a total idiot or better he looked as if Nnoitra would have declared his undying love to him before asking him to become his mate.

"Hello Forte-chan" Tesla said in a happy tone as he hugged the startled blonde who tried to push the other away.

"Tesla what the Hell is wrong with you?" Ilforte asked as he managed to push the other male away and hold him there with both his hands on his shoulders.

"Uhuh…Nnoinnoi-sama got hurt by the training and there was no morphine so your brother gave me some pretty-pretty sparling liquid and I feel sooo happy." Tesla said giggling at which Ilforte sweatdropped, his brother had given him one of his newest drugs, but at least they were doing nothing wrong.

"Puh…and here I thought that Nnoitra and Szayel…but that was only my imagination." Ilforte said grinning in relief.

"Yep Nnoinnoi-sama would never be such a bad boy to try that, because Aizen-sama would be really angry at him." Tesla said still smiling like a kid alone in a candy store while Ilforte paled again.

"WHAT!" he screamed as suddenly the door opened with both Szayel and Nnoitra standing there with raised eyebrows.

"Ilforte this is the medical ward part of my domain so refer from screaming around in here." Szayel said in a scolding tone while a drugged up Tesla was hugging his master who desperately tried to push him away.

"Erm…Szayel what is it about you and Aizen-sama." Ilforte said in a stern tone.

"That is none of you business." the scientist said.

"Yes it is not your business that our boss has the tendency to get easily "sick" or "injured" and requires your dear little brother's "medical skills"." Nnoitra said grinning as he patted Szayel on the head while Ilforte stare at them gapping.

"NNOITRA!" Szayel yelled while blushing.

"That is it Szayel you will come with me." Ilforte said in anger as he opened the door.

"No." the other replied as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.

"You will come with me…"

"No."

"Szayel…"

"Ilforte no!"

"Then we will talk here…" and with that Ilforte slammed the door dramatically shut, the only problem with this was that the pained yelp which suddenly come from the door ruined the moment.

Ilforte paled and carefully opened the door, but shut it immediately again when he spotted Aizen standing there who was rubbing his bruised nose.

"Erm…we will discus this later…" Ilforte said as he made a mad dash for the opposite standing door to leave before Aizen figures out who broke his nose.

"Well now at least he really doesn't need to come up with an excuse to see you alone." Nnoitra said "And before you move over to putting his nose back together give me the antidote for the thing you injected Tesla with to calm down…" he suddenly groaned as he tried to push his Fracción away again.

Owari