EarthBound: My Version TOTAL REDUX

Chapter Ten! Madame Belch Fucks Us!

(AN:Hai guys! I waz gone for a long time, wasn't I? LOL sorry, but I was having a birthday in August and on my bday, my parents took me out to get laid! We went 2 have an orgy and my parents told evry1 dat I was 18 but I just turned 15 actually! XD I fucked liek 7 people (6 girls and 2 guys)! :D They had sum gr8 tits and ass and pussy and I came so hard in2 all of them and they were all impressed with mai 8-inch dck! I had 2 do a really long satanic ritual wif my parents so that every1 would believe that I was 18 and that's why I wasn't available 4 so long! So, enjoy mai sory! Also, STOP FLAMING PLS! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE STORY IS ABOUT I BET CUZ YOU'RE SO RETARDED AND SHITTY! U SHULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES U CRISTIAN HOMOPHOBES!)

Ok, so we went inside and met the belchlings. They looked like green dcks and spoke in sexxy voices.

"HELLOW!" they said. "WE ARE THE BALCHLINKS! WE HAVE CUM (lol gettit?) 2 FUK U AN TAKE U 2 OUR LEADER!" So we used them as dildos and they told us that they were enslaving the Mr Saturns And we said "Cool" and we fucked the mr saturns before killing them.

So we went 2 their leader, who was a GIANT PILE OF VOMIT! So we fought it but then it turned into a very h;t WOMAN!

"OH MAI SATAN" she said seductively, flaunting her boobs which were bigger than her head "You kids are so hot 3 Wanna have sexx?"

"Sure!" all three of us shouted.

"My name is Mistress Belch and I love having sex with every1, even girls coz if ou are straigh you are fucking xtian and should died."

"LOL Thats what we think too! :D" I said. I took off my pants and she took off hers. She stared lovingly at my penis and gave me a handjob.

"LOL You're kinda short, sweetie ;)" she said (AN I'm actually kinda tall irl but this is about Ness and not me LOOL) "But yer dick is so long and lusty 3"

"LOL I know, rite? Gurls love rubbin and suckin it and drinkin my cum like drinking a smoothie XD"

She took the penis in her mouth and began slowly sucking on it, going up and down on my sexy duck. her tong licked my head and her lips went around my shaft so wonderfully.

After an hour I came in her mouth and she drank my cum so well. My dick was still hard and she smiled at me in the most sexually way mossible. She got onto my body and began making out with me sexually and she rode my dck at high speed while we frenched!

I noticed that Jeff was licking her nipples and Paula was licking her asshole so nicely. I came in her pussy and ass AT THE SAME TIME! Jeff and Paula licked up all my cum while I sucked on her nipples this time. Her nipples were yummier than Paulas but her milk was not as tasty so I decided to keep both of them LOL

"We're trying to kill Guygas. Can you help uS?" I asked.

"Of curse! (LOL gettit?)" she said. "There's a prophecy that you and like three others have to kill Guygass (LOL gettit I spelled iy with an ass xD) and I hope that I'm one of them! I'll be your whore from now on, kay?" she said, pumping Paula with her cum LOL.