Chapter 10
In which Squidward finally haves that stupid reunion
SATURDAY! Squidward was not ready!
The doorbell rang.
Squidward answered. It was Squidface.
"Hello, Squidface."
Said Squidward. "Long time no see… agh!"
Squidward
blacked out.
When Squidward woke up he was in his bedroom
tied to a chair in front of Squidface and Plankton.
"What's
going on?" said Squidward.
"Shut up!" shouted Squidface.
"I'll tell you what's going on, our parents always seemed to
like you better. But now, I'll get rid of you, and mom and dad
will only have me to love!"
"What's Plankton have to do
with this?" said Squidward.
You'll know what's going next
so I'll skip ahead a little bit.
"I see." Said Squidward.
"But when I'll…"
DING-DONG!
"Mom and Dad are
here!" yelled Squidward.
"Well, I guess this means I'm
going to have to do this quick…" said Squidface.
"…But
still very painful." Said Plankton.
Squidface was about to
punch Squidward when SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy crashed through
the window.
"Who the (Dolphin sound) are you guys?" shouted
Squidface.
Sandy karate kicked Squidface unconscious and untied
Squidward.
Patrick and SpongeBob stamped on Plankton.
"Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!" shouted Plankton with each stamp.
"How'd you
know I was here?" said Squidward when he was untied.
"We
read the original manuscript for this story and found out you were
here." Said SpongeBob holding up a manuscript.
"Yeah."
Said Squidward.
DING-DONG!
"Oh no!" I almost forgot my
parents!" Squidward ran down to the door.
"You meet them
while we get rid of these guys." Said SpongeBob.
When he
opened it, there was James and Sophie.
"Mom, Dad! Nice to see
you!" said Squidward.
Another familiar face appeared. It was
Squilliam.
"Good morning, Squiddy!" he said. "It's time
to discuss…"
"Shut up, Fancyson! I don't want that job
anymore! I'm spending today with my family!"
Squidward
pushed Squilliam outside and slammed the door.
"Oh, well, I
lost the company this morning anyway." Said Squilliam, walking
home.
"Mom, Dad, so good to see you!" said Squidward.
"Good
to see you too, son." Said James.
"Where's Squidface?"
said Sophie.
"Squidface?" said Squidward. "He's…"
"He
had to go home for work related issues," said SpongeBob, who had
come downstairs with Patrick and Sandy.
"Oh, well, we can
have a good family reunion without him." Said Sophie.
"Who
are your friends, Squidward?" said James.
Squidward smiled.
He was going to have a good time.
Postscript:
Squidward,
James, Sophie, SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy had a wonderful time
at the reunion. SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy made good friends
with James and Sophie and they didn't need Squidface at
all.
Plankton was sent to jail for stealing the Krabby Patty
Formula, he didn't have time to read it, though.
SpongeBob
kept winning the employee of the month every month without losing
once.
Mrs. Puff was released from prison early because she was
driving the guards crazy. SpongeBob went back to her classes and
caused her to go to hospital multiple times.
Flats and his dad
moved to the Indian Ocean to get away from Bikini Bottom. Flats
stopped kicking butts from then on.
Squilliam made more money
the following year because his stock went up like crazy; he used
the money to buy Key Tone Industries back. He made even more money
because of the purchase.
Mr. Krabs stayed in fast food business
for a long time to come and had great fun stopping Plankton from
getting the formula.
Patrick was about to use the quarter he
got in the Indian Ocean to play a kiddie ride, but he accidentally
dropped it and it fell into the sewer.
And what of Squidface?
He moved back to the Mediterranean and moved on with his
lifestyle.
He went back into the bar once he was off the plane
from Bikini Bottom.
He sat down slumped and saddened about his
failed attempt at getting revenge on Squidward.
"Welcome
back, Squidface!" said Tom. "The usual?"
Squidface
sighed. "Yeah, Tom. Please."
The End