Hikaru: And now, without further adieu! The next healer episode!
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Senel: Wow, Lloyd's group sure has a lot of healers.
Luke: Raine, Zelos, Kratos, and Regal . . . even though the other three are just backup healers, that's still a lot.
Cress: Our only healer is Mint . . .
Senel: And our only healer is Will . . .
Will: Is there a problem with that?
Senel: Well, it's just kinda hard to fight with only one healer . . . who knows only one spell.
Will: Well, excuse me for not picking up the appropriate eres scroll yet.
Senel: Whatever.
Luke: And all we have are Tear and Natalia . . .
Anise: Who can hardly serve as a backup healer.
Natalia: Oh, please, Anise! Not you, too.
Luke/Anise: (Sigh) But it's true . . .
Zelos: I see we're all having fun.
Senel: Hey, Zelos.
Zelos: What is it you're doing?
Senel: Discussing healers.
Luke: And how Lloyd's group unfairly has the most healers.
Zelos: Oh, I see! You're just jealous 'cuz we have the best healers!
Senel: No kidding.
Will: . . .
Luke: Well, Regal's spells depend on distance . . . so I'm not sure if he really counts.
Cress: And I'm pretty sure everyone can get along fine without your healing, Zelos.
Zelos: Is that a challenge?
Senel: Your spells take forever to learn, or so I heard from Lloyd.
Luke: Plus they're the same as Kratos' spells, and he learns them faster.
Zelos: Oh, come on! They don't call me the badass healer for nothing!
Senel: Badass . . . healer?
Luke: What HAVE you been drinking lately, Zelos?
Zelos: Water.
Senel: You're a terrible liar.
Zelos: I swear I'm not lying! All my hunnies really do call me the badass healer.
Luke: You're just a copycat, and you know it.
Zelos: No I'm not!
Cress: Your healing arts are Kratos' healing spells, after all.
Zelos: You guys are mean . . .
Luke: Guy, Cress, and I can all use Strike Artes that heal people. Do we count as healers?
Senel: . . . Not really.
Luke: Oh . . .
(Zelos obtained the title of "Copycat Healer"!)
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Not exactly how I planned it, but . . . funneh?