Aragorn was the first one to go inside the tunnel. Then Legolas pranced inside. Boromir hesitated, but still went ahead. Then Beth, Dakota, and I walked through, and Gimli came last.

"Aren't you excited to be back underground?" Beth asked.

"I would be- but remember how last time we went underground, we almost died, and I found out that my family there died? Well, now I know there are dead people here, who WANT to kill us." Gimli pointed out.

"Is Gimli actually afraid of something?" Legolas asked.

"No. Gimli's pretending, so that you'll become even more retarded." I said.

"Gimli, you're evil!" Legolas hissed.

There was an eerie greenish glow coming from the top of the tunnel, and it illuminated the mist and what the mist was doing. The mist had formed hand shapes, and was trying to grab us.

Aragorn wasn't afraid, I don't think Boromir noticed, Legolas looked like he enjoyed the mist, Beth ignored it, Dakota fluttered her wings, my fur puffed out, and Gimli tried to blow the mist away.

Then we came across the dead bodies. There were bones. There were skulls. There were elephant eyes. There was a giant spider.

When Legolas saw the spider he screamed, pushed Aragorn aside, and ran ahead.

"Really?" Aragorn muttered. "A damn SPIDER?"

"Don't worry." Gimli said. "I'll never let Legolas hear the end of this."

"You're a good friend." Aragorn answered.

"The tunnel's going to open up." Boromir announced.

"How do you know?" Aragorn asked.

"Remember what Gandalf said? When in doubt, use your nose."

We suddenly walked out into a cavern, where we saw Legolas hugging his knees and whimpering.

"What the hell, Legolas?" Aragorn asked. "Keep it together. You wanted to come."

"No, I didn't. But Ra said that if I didn't come, she would give me another black eye... And cut off my hair... And stick it to my face." Legolas explained.

Gimli started laughing. "I got threatened too. I'm not crying like a baby."

Then a green ghost that was rotting appeared. "I don't like you. DIE, STRANGERS, DIE!"

"Wait!" Aragorn yelled. "I AM ISILDUR'S HEIR, AND I HAVE THE SWORD OF ISILD-" he broke off into a coughing fit.

"He's the rightful king of Gondor!" Boromir added.

"I can let you rest in peace." Aragorn said.

"You CAN? Oh, well, that makes it all better. Let's see if you pass the test." Skulls started to flood the cavern, so we ran away from them. They were talking, too, and a couple were singing.

One fell on Gimli's head, and he tripped. Another fell on Legolas's head, and he acted like he died.

When we made it outside, we saw a fleet of ships sailing Dow towards the Gondor area. Aragorn, ever the drama queen, fell to his knees and yelled at the sky, "WHY MUST YOU MAKE MY LIFE SO DAMN DIFFICULT?"

Then the rotting ghost appeared. "We will fulfill our promise. Then we will rest in peace." Suddenly the mountainside was green with ghosts, and the marched out to the boats, and killed everybody on board.

"This is terrible." I said as we raced to the boats. "Killing everyone- some of these people don't even have a choice. They're forced to fight."

Nobody answered me.

We hijacked the boats, and somehow, being one one boat, we managed to steer all of them. The ghosts could only kill and nothing else, so they weren't steering, and we had killed the whole fleet.

We sailed the boat down to the battle. It took about two days (and we were still beat by Theóden).

On the way, Gimli managed to get Legolas drunk AGAIN, and Boromir had a breakdown. Beth, Dakota and I practiced fighting, and Aragorn took over as captain, even though he couldn't sail the ship. It was a boring two days, but when we reached the battle, I wished they had pasted longer.