Disclaimer: I don't own the Watchmen, so stop asking me, dammit!!! I don't own The White Stripes' 'Hey There Delilah'. It's alot easier to come up with song parodies than actual drabbles, so I apologize.
NITE OWL'S AMBIGUOUSLY GAY SONG TO RORSCHACH AFTER HE DIED
Hey there, Rorschach,
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a only a few blocks away
But, dude, tonight you look so gritty
Yes you do...
Times Square can't shine as dimly as you
I swear it's true...
Hey there, Rorschach,
Don't you worry about the situation
I'll be thinkin' about you as you pass on,
But before you go, Give this song another listen
Close your eyes...
Listen to my voice, my mask is my disguise
I'm by your side...
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
What you do to my beans...
Hey there, Rorschach
I know times are getting hard,
But just believe me, bud
Someday I'll pay the bills with these gadgets
We'd have it good...
We'd have the life we had always hoped we would
My word is good...
Hey there, Rorschach,
I' had got so much left to say...
If every simple song I sang for you
Would take your breath away...
I'd write it all...
Even more involved with you and I'd fall
We'd have it all...
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans...
A thousand light-years seems pretty far...
But we've got owlships, hovering scooters, and teleportation devices,
I'd fly to you if I had no other way...
Our masked friends would all make fun of us,
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them had felt this way...
Rorschach, I can promise you
That by the time this is all through,
The world will never ever be the same
And Ozymandias is to blame...
Hey there Rorschach,
You be good up in heaven and don't you miss me...
Twenty-seven more years and I might be dead too...
And I'll be making history like I do...
You'll know it's all because of you...
We can do whatever we want to...
Hey there, Rorschach, here's to you...
This one's for you...
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
Oh it's what you do to my beans
What you do to my beans...