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Chapter 9: Death montage 2 electric boogaloo
Two words: Boom Town. Need I say more.
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Really
Jesse pulled out a fishing rod in the Nether, Axel stared at her with a raised brow. She looked at him. "It could work."
"We're gonna die," he said simply.
A ghast shot a fireball their way and they barely dodged as it destroyed a mount of netherrack. They both got up, Axel went over to ready the mine carts for travel while Jesse brandished her fishing rod at the monster before her.
I facepalmed. Axel was right, they were going to die.
This went as well as one can expect. She missed with the lure and the ghast retaliated by blowing them both up.
Did you think that would work? Did you really think that would work, Jesse?
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Laziness strikes again
Jesse climbed up a building to get her amulet back while Nohr peeked down at her from a window. "Sorry guys, but I've been trying to find Magnus for too long to stop me now!" She pulled out a block of TNT ready to throw it down at any moment.
Axel got off the building running away from it. Jesse looked up. "Oh, bad."
Ya think.
"Jesse, look out!" Axel said. Jesse didn't even move and she got blown to smithereens, her body landing with a thunk, Rueben squealing in alarm.
What the heck! Why didn't you move?!
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But don't you like to dance?
Jesse jumped to the other vines on the house and said under her breath, "Way to close."
Nohr looked down at her again. "You know what you remind me of? This song I had stuck in my head once." she pulled out another TNT block. "I just couldn't get it to go away!" She snarled.
Ooh, is it don't mine at night or that zombie song, talkin' bout minecra-
She threw it at Jesse who didn't have the time to move blowing her off the house.
Hmm... don't like music?
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Meh.
Jesse snatched to amulet from the two people fighting over it. "Got it! I actually got it!" He said to himself.
"Quick!" Someone threw a TNT on the top floor where he was, "Flush 'em out!"
Jesse gasped turning to the edge of the building and stared at the stone jutting out of another building.
Move move move.
Jesse.
...Jesse.
Jesse!
The TNT exploded sending him flying.
I scrunched my face and threw up my paws in front of me clenching them in anger.
JESSE Y U NO MOVE!?
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I got nothing
Jesse sneaked across the stone bridge to Magnus' tower stopping when he stepped on a pressure plate. Two TNT blocks pushed up behind him flashing white.
"Oh for the love of-" He lunged forward just in time to dodge it.
Still on the floor dispensers rose from the floor on his right, he stared at them.
...Jesse, you'd better not...
His hand slipped making him faceplant, and me facepalm, he quickly recovered however, getting up and running down the stack of dispenses that started to fire at him. He ran over another presser plate and an arrow hit him in the leg.
Just before he got to the stairs a pit opened up in front of him and he tried to jump over grabbing the ledge for dear life. He did not pose the strength to pull himself up and promptly fell with a long scream only to be cut off by the ground.
Do you even lift? No seriously, I mean it.
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Really I don't
"Hey, Magnus!" Jesse yelled jumping to the top of his tower remains and took aim at the crazed man shooting TNT everywhere.
"Yeah, short stuff?"
"Flying pig jokes are totally played out."
Magnus laughed flipping switches rapidly. Jesse jumped off the platform just before a TNT hit it and aimed for the TNT below the mad man and fired.
He missed.
Yeahhhh that didn't go as planned.
Jesse screamed falling down down down to the lava below.
I winced.
Magnus froze. He probably didn't expect him to fail. He gazed down at where Jesse had fell looking somewhat...sorry. "Oh... that isn't good."
He felt guilty.
Oh, it's alright. We can always try again.
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...Oh, and there were some more deaths in Redstonia too.
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Always remember to chew before swallowing
I floated in the air lazily eating popcorn, don't ask me where I found some it's too much of a hassle to explain, while watching Jesse run up the bridge away from the Wither Storm stumbling. He stood at the edge looking at the drop in front of him.
I threw a handful of popcorn into my maw.
Jesse hopped off the bridge only to get caught in a tractor beam that sucked him toward the Wither Storm's mouth.
Ack!
CRUNCH!
I broke into a coughing fit placing a paw to my chest.
I swallowed my popcorn wrong, someone help me!
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Except for that one
Jesse jumped off the bridge just in time and landed on...nothing?
Um...what?
He ran on thin air and got to another part of the broken bridge then he jumped for the other platform where the others were waiting.
I held my chin in thought. Is Jesse a god? He walked on nothing for a few seconds...I guess he could be a demigod maybe.
He missed the platform and got caught in the tractor beam again.
Oh...well... your dead now so... I guess not?
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Oh my god
Everyone slowly backed into the portal. Jesse didn't exit yet looking up at the Wither Storm. I stood next to him.
"Um, Jesse?" I said, putting a paw on my hip, "Shouldn't you be leaving right now?"
Like always he couldn't hear me I stared up at the Wither Storm and saw it noticed Jesse standing there.
He started to back up only for the entire Wither Storm to lunge for us.
HOLY CRAP!
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What she said
Zombies. Zombies everywhere.
Jesse bared her sword and struck one, the two other zombies hit her in retaliation and it stunned her.
The zombie she hit then hit her knocking the sword out of her hand. She tried to switch to her bow an arrows but the zombies pushed her down and went to town on her unbeknownst to the others.
You just can't catch a break with the undead can you, Jesse?