Timmy, Chloe and still for some very unexpected reason, Millie, were still on the wooden boat in the polluted ocean. Chloe was still shaking from having to swim to the boat, through very polluted water.
"Yeah, sorry about that, Chloe." Timmy apologized.
"It's cool, though I saw my life flash before my eyes eight times in there!" Chloe responded, twitching her eye. "What are we going to do when we find land?"
"First, we're going to get back our fairies." Timmy responded.
"Fairies? You mean they're real?" Millie said, after a while of not talking.
"Seriously, why are you here?" Timmy responded, as the wooden boat then crashed into a rock on a beach, sending the three flying out into the sand. "Land ho." Timmy said after lifting his head from the sand.
"We better hide somewhere!" Chloe said. "Who knows what monsters Vicky's created?"
"Like sand people?" Millie asked.
"Silly Millie, sand people? That's just plain silly! That's only something that happens in very outdated video games!"
At that moment, Timmy bumped into a hooded figure, with a bizarre looking mask. "Oh, you mean that sand person!" Chloe said. It started to make gibberish noises, as it hit Timmy with a stick. "Sand people!" Chloe said, shrieking. "Wait, I'm not afraid of that!"
Before Timmy can get striked with a stick again, Chloe ended up knocking the person out. The sand person started to run away from the sound, and ended up falling onto the ground. The sand person was about to strike Chloe again, until a hooded figure appeared many feet away from them. The figure ran off, only to trip. It got back up, and it then ran into a tree. It got up and ran into the jungle in front of the land. "That is one clumsy sand person!" Chloe said.
The hooded figure then looked over Timmy, who was laying on the ground passed out. The figure put it's hand on Timmy's forehead, and then his cheeks. Timmy ended up waking up as the figure grabbed both of his cheeks. "PUCKER UP!" the voice said, as she ended up giving Timmy a big smooch. "MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH!" she said while kissing Timmy.
"Aw!" Chloe said. "You've already got a secret admirer!"
"Oh no, I recognize those disgusting kissing noises! You're none other than…" the figure took her brown hood off, revealing herself to be none other than Tootie. "Hi Timmy!" she said.
"OH. MY GOSH." Chloe said, as her eyes widened, as her smile faded. Timmy ended up passing out again, from disgust of Tootie's kisses.
"Yippee! Seconds!" Tootie was about to smooch Timmy again, until he got up. "I'M NOT REALLY PASSED OUT!" he jumped into Chloe's arms, as Tootie's smile faded. Chloe saw the flames burst in Tootie's eyes the moment the four-eyed girl spotted her. "Um, hi Tootie!" Chloe said, shaking with sweat.
"YOU!" Tootie pointed. "I recognize you! You're the man-stealing, two-timing, goody two shoes who stole Timmy from me!"
"Hey, I got an idea! Why don't we just form a truce?" Chloe asked. "Maybe bond over some tea?!" She held up a teapot, only for Tootie to completely crack the entire pot with her bare hand.
"I already told you, Tootie, I was never interested in you and two, Chloe is not my girlfriend!" Timmy said.
"Then why is she always hanging out with you, why are you two always laughing with those two pink and green squirrels, and why did I find this art of you two ON THE INTERNET?!" Tootie asked, pulling out a printed drawing of Timmy and Chloe holding hands with a heart around them. Timmy then saw the artists' signature as Timmy's Dad.
"Oh Dad." Timmy said nodding his head. "Wait a minute, where were you this entire time?"
"So you WERE worried about me!" Tootie said with hearts in his eyes.
"Just answer the question!" Timmy said.
"Okay, it all started when…" Chloe came closer to hear her. "Back away from me!" she growled.
"It all started the beginning of the year, when my sister Vicky was planning a world dominating plan to get rid of you that wouldn't fail!"
"You mean you knew about what Vicky was gonna do this entire time and you never told me?!" Timmy asked.
"I was too busy growling at her!" Tootie said, pointing to Chloe. Indeed, the entire time, Tootie was busy spying on the two, gritting her teeth. "Vicky had to get these gems for a gauntlet she was making. Gem of Form (inside a temple which had a trap involving a spinning stone ball) The Gem of Fantasy (found in the hands of a red stripe wearing man with glasses, who Vicky had to push) and the Power Gem (on a game show involving a temple, which she cheated in.). But she needed one more: The Gem of Life."
Vicky had to step into a strange dimension filled with snow. There, she met a strange looking green man inside a robe. "You must throw a loved one off this cliff to earn the Gem of Life!" Dorkus said.
Vicky ended up exiting the dimension, and came back with Tootie. "Done!" Vicky said.
"So she sacrificed me!" Vicky ended up pushing Tootie off a cliff. Tootie screamed as she slowly fell to the very hard ground.
Author's note: I can already hear IW's "Even For You" playing in the background.
"Here you go." Dorkus said, as he handed Vicky the gem. Even the green man was absolutely appalled by what he just saw, as he continued to see a little girl fall to her demise. "What? She'll be fine!" Vicky responded. For Tootie, she thought those words were about to be proven wrong.
…
"Wow, that's kinda dark." Timmy responded. "But how come you're still alive?"
"I had my Timmy-chute!" Indeed she did, as she used it to survive the fall. "I then used my Timmy tracker to find you! AND YOU!" Chloe gulped again.
"Need any help, future husband?" Tootie flirted. "I've also brought some old friends of yours!" After Tootie said that, two kids came in a kart made out of a trash can, dressed as Ravangers.
"VIVA LA RESISTANCE!" Chester shouted, as he was driving the car. In back of him was AJ, with sunglasses and a black coat.
"Chester! AJ!" Timmy said. "Oh my gosh, I haven't see you two in forever!"
"That's because we were retconned." AJ said. Chester was electrocuted after that statement. "I mean, we moved away, remember?"
"Yeah, but once we found out you were in trouble, we knew we had to rescue you!"
"Wow, I really thought you guys would've forgotten about me." Timmy said.
"I tried writing to you, buddy! But I kept eating the letters!" Chester said, burping out pieces of paper.
"I might've been busy with trying to cure the world of all diseases, but I knew our friendship came first, though science is still ahead by 89%." He held up a chart, where science was 89%, and "Friends" was 11%.
"We'd never forget about you, Timmy!" Chester said.
"Neither did we!" the sand person said, getting up from the floor. It turned out to be Timmy's old friends, Sanjay and Elmer.
"Oh my gosh, it's…I still don't remember both of your names!" Timmy said. "Wait, why were you attacking me?"
"We couldn't see in the mask!" Elmer said.
"I warned you the costume was a stupid idea!" Sanjay said.
"It was the only thing in my mom's basement, and I'm banned from the thrift stores!" Elmer said.
"Nice to meet you boys!" Chloe said, grabbing Chester's hand. Of course, Chester began to feel his hand burn, as if it was inside a waffle iron. "AHHH! GIRLS HAND!" Chester began to blow on it.
"Weird, I'd never thought you'd actually get a girlfriend." AJ asked, much to Tootie's dismay.
"She's not my girlfriend, just my neighbor, who's also my friend!" Timmy said, as he turned his eyes towards Tootie, who ripped the arm off a wooden statue of Chloe, breaking it in half.
"You mean you replaced us with a girl?!" Chester asked.
"I didn't replace you!" Timmy said.
"He's right. The network did!" Elmer said, as Chester was shocked. "OH COME ON!"
"Why are you so against girls?" Chloe asked. "You wouldn't even have found us if it wasn't for Tootie!"
"Actually, she followed us." AJ said. "We had our own Timmy tracker."
"You actually built a Me tracker?" Timmy asked. "Okay, Tootie, I can understand, but you? That's freaky!"
"I never said it was mine, it was actually…" Sanjay covered AJ's mouth. "No need to deceive Timmy with lies, bald headed kid!" Sanjay was sweating, as AJ looked annoyed.
"Okay?" Timmy responded, brushing off what Sanjay was hiding.
"Forget the chitchat guys! We're trying to go after Vicky!" Chloe said.
"We're with you, girly!" Chester said. "We've put up with too many years of that demon! Now, WE SHALL SLAY HER!"
"And I have just about the right tool for that!" AJ pulled out a silver metal belt. "I have constructed a time travel belt that will take us to when Vicky became the cliché power-hungry sorceress! All it needs is a power chip, which I shall construct!"
"Great! How long will it take?" Timmy asked.
"About 20 years." Everyone looked annoyed by that. "What?! The proper time travel equipment needs to be precise!"
"Well, thanks for nothing!" Timmy said. "Guess we'll have to take her down ourselves!"
"But are we really going to be driving this?" Chloe pointed at the car. "Don't you have any of those cool apocalypse cars like in the movies?"
"We did, along with a bunch of weapons AJ built, but the popular kids have them!" Chester said.
"The popular kids? They're here with you guys?" Timmy asked.
"They're here, just not with us!" Elmer said, as the boys pointed Timmy and Chloe to their camp. By camp, I mean the typical gigantic mansion with loud music going on.
"We still aren't allowed in!" Chester said.
"Of course! Even during the apocalypse are they still a bunch of greedy jerks!" Timmy said. "Why do they even have your weapons if they still have their mansion?"
"Because the absent-minded one here sold my equipment to them!" AJ pointed.
"They gave me money!" Chester said.
"It's the apocalypse!" Chloe shouted.
"Hey, I have to eat out of trash cans! This is the only time I've ever touched green "prezes"!" Chester said, rubbing the money on his cheeks.
"It's okay! I'll get your stuff back!" Chloe said, walking towards the mansion.
"Don't even bother trying to convince the popular kids, Chloe." Timmy said. "Unless you want to get thrown out by a spring!"
"Nah, they don't know me as much as you do, Timmy! So they can't possibly see me as a loser!" Chloe said, as she knocked on the mansion's door. Opening it up was none other than the two most popular kids in Dimmsdale, Tad and Chad. Next to them was Trixie Tang and her best friend, Veronica.
"Weird, I could swear they were retconned too." AJ said, as Chester was electrocuted again. "WHY AM I PAYING FOR OTHERS CRIMES?!" Chester shouted out loud.
"Oh um, hi Tad and Chad!" Chloe waved.
"Say, check it out!" Tad said. "It's that new girl everyone's been talking about at school!"
"Yeah, we heard a lot of great things about you!" Chad said.
"That's good! Now, I don't mean to interrupt your party, but can you please give my friends their stuff back?" Chloe asked. "We really need it to help us save the world!"
"Sure thing kid!" Chad said, as he and Tad clapped their hands. Chloe was then launched in the air by a spring disguised as the floor, sending her screaming in the air. "PSYCHE!"
"You lost all your popularity points hanging with those losers!" Tad said.
"Yeah, so how about you leave us non-losers at peace, away from you losers?" Chad said, closing the door.
Chloe was now furious. "I'M GOING TO SHRED THOSE GREEDY BULLIES!" Tootie then helped Chloe get up, reaching for her hand. Tootie then flipped Chloe onto the ground, landing on her face. "Should've saw that one coming!" Chloe said, in pain.
"Alright, that is it!" Timmy said, walking to the mansion.
"Timmy, you'll just get launched too!" Chester said.
"So? You're forgetting that they've already done that to me about a million times already!" Timmy said, as he pounded on the door. Tad and Chad opened it.
"Ew, it's that loser Turner again!" Tad said.
"Listen here you rich jerks, and hi Trixie!" Timmy waved to Trixie.
"Like, ew! You boys want me to scream security?" Trixie asked.
"Um, all the adults got frozen!" Timmy said.
"That's what robots are for!" Trixie said, pointing to a robot version of the gigantic buff security man with sunglasses, which cracked it's knuckles.
"Just listen to me for once!" Timmy said. "You don't like us, and us losers don't like you either! But we need AJ's stuff back!"
"Sorry, we don't take requests from lesser-kids!" Tad said.
"Just stop being a loser and listen to me!" Timmy asked, as Tad turned around.
"Did this loser just...call you a loser?" Chad said.
"We're trying to stop Vicky, and as long as she's in control of the world, nobody's going to care about how rich you guys are, or how much money you guys have! You'll just end up as her slaves, like the rest of us! Plus, all of you will never step foot inside a mall ever again!" Trixie and Veronica gasped at that statement.
"Wow, you're right." Tad said. "Everyone might lose everything if that evil witch rules the world. Oh well, we're still the richest kids in the world!" The two clapped their hands, and Timmy was thrown in the air. He immediately got back up, furious.
"Forget them, Timmy!" Chloe said.
"Okay, you know what?!" Timmy was ready to explode. "I have had it!"
"Don't waste your breath on..." Timmy cut off Chloe.
"Forget you guys! I can't believe I wasted part of my childhood wanting to be like any of you! You aren't just the biggest jerks I've ever met, and not just the biggest wusses I've met, but the absolute, 100%, the biggest losers I have ever met!" The rich kids gasped at this.
"You just earned yourself a one way pounding from our robo guard!" Tad said. However, even the robot was invested in hearing on what Timmy had to say.
"You two are even bigger jerks than Francis, and without your money, you'd be even bigger losers than Sanjay and Elmer!"
"Yeah, and it doesn't get much lower than that!" Chester said. "No offense, dweebs."
"Hey, at least he actually remembered our names!" Elmer said, starting to tear up.
"Also, your voices are kinda annoying!" Timmy said.
"Look, I don't know you at all, but you have like, no right to talk to my boyfriends like that!" Trixie said.
"And you!" Timmy pointed. He couldn't bring the words out of his mouth, as if what he was about to say was going to kill him, literally. "It's going to haunt me forever doing this but, as of right now, I am…" Timmy started twitching, until he slapped himself. "ending my crush on you!"
More gasping was heard.
"You, a boy...are ending a crush...ON ME?!" Trixie added.
"All those years, I mean months or whatever being rejected by you! I should've saw you for the shallow and selfish snob you were! In fact…" Timmy still hesitated to say the next words. "You're not even that pretty, and I'd never kiss you!" All the boys behind Timmy gasped at this. Trixie's jaw was wide open. Nobody at school has ever said that to who was considered the prettiest girl in Dimmsdale…at least to the kids. In fact…!" He turned his head to a smiling Tootie. She knew what he was about to say, as her eyes got bigger.
"I'd rather lick the school's toilet, and then kiss Tootie, than kiss you!" Timmy said.
"Eh, he still said he would!" Tootie happily said.
"And YOU!" Timmy pointed to Veronica, who had hearts in her eyes. "You are…You are…" Timmy couldn't think of anything, since he did not at all know Veronica that well. "You're too easy!"
"What?! That's it?!" Veronica asked. "Why does Trixie get more insults than me?! WHY?! I mean, whatever loser!"
"And I don't regret anything I'm saying, because I'd rather stay a buck-toothed loser than be a bunch of wimps! Wimps who have to steal from the poor to survive! No need to launch me out again! I'll do it myself!" Timmy did a flip, causing him to painfully roll down the stairs. "That was painful, but not as painful as seeing all of your faces!" he said. All of the rich kids were actually shocked by this, remaining frozen.
"Come on, losers, I mean, guys, let's get out of here!" Timmy said.
"Timmy…that was AMAZING!" Chloe said. "I mean, extremely rude! BUT AMAZING!"
"I don't know, I feel like I made a terrible mistake." Timmy said.
"Dude! That took guts!" AJ said. "No one has ever roasted the popular kids before, and made it back out without any broken bones!"
"Yeah, and it bought us a distraction, because I got our stuff back!" Chester pointed to a gigantic steel vehicle with large wheels, missiles, and a slushie machine.
"You were able to steal all that?" AJ asked. "But the security in that mansion is usually extremely advanced!"
"Meh, it was nothing compared to all the jobs I had back at my home!" Chester said.
"Jobs? What jobs?" Timmy asked.
"Don't ask, it's a long story." Chester said. "And an extremely long one that involves a lot of fatalities."
"Kinda like those movies Chester has seen." Millie said.
"What movies?" Chester asked.
"Oh, I was talking about my turtle, Chester!"
"Timmy, who is this?" AJ asked.
"I honestly have no idea. Just get used to it." Timmy said.
"By the way, I stole your speakers, YA BUTTS!" Chester said, blasting the music loud. "Eat my shorts! MWAHAHAHA!"
Before they took off, Tootie stopped by the house, where the rich kids were still frozen. "By the way.." Tootie poured a bucket of the dirty polluted ocean water on Trixie. "THAT'S FOR YEARS OF YOU STEALING TIMMY FROM ME, YOU WITCH!" Tootie said, blowing a raspberry at her, as she went back to the car, as the boys took off past the trees.
"He said I wasn't pretty and that he'd rather kiss the geek than me!" Trixie said. "That actually took guts. I think I like him again!" Trixie ran outside.
"Next stop, Dimmsdale!" Timmy jumped onto the steering wheel, and turned on the ignition, and pounded what looked like a speed button. It exploded.
"Why are you always so bad with vehicles?" AJ asked, completely frustrated.
"Walking's fine!" Timmy said, as the kids ran away from the popular kids.
A re-post with some edits. Next chapter, NOW we return to RA's plot.