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Vlad glared as a scientist stepped into his room. If looks could kill, Vlad would be charged with murder right about now. The scientist smirked.

"Well, no painful experiments today." The scientist said blankly. Vlad looked overjoyed, but stopped when the scientist held a hand up.

"But, we need you to clean the toilets today." He said firmly. Vlad blinked, a bit disgusted. He stuck his tongue out and gagged. The scientist ignored him and brought him to his horror, a public bathroom.

The bathroom smelt bad, worse than normal public bathrooms, and the room was dark and damp with mold. There was a beehive in the top left corner.

Vlad wanted to turn right around, but the scientist stuck a toilet scrub and soap in his hands and slammed the door shut on him.

Vlad stared at the buzzing bees busying around their hive. He shuddered and tried to ignore them as he slowly opened the rusting toilet seat's cover. He looked inside and paled.

The inside hadn't been cleaned in a long while; The edges inside were green, and you get the picture.

Vlad covered his nose as he poured the soap into the toilet, and began to scrub.

----Ten minutes later----

Vlad cried with annoyance. These stains would simply NOT come out. He angrily tossed the toilet scrub into the air, which ended up hitting the bee nest.

The monotonous drone of the bees became angry and intensified, and a large, black cloud came out and started flying toward Vlad.

Vlad gulped as the first one landed on his nose.

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It was nighttime. A small pikachu had found a weird swirly green portal, and ran through it.

She had been wandering around for an hour or so, and came across the G.I.W center. She eyed the open window newly installed in Vlad's cell, as Vlad slept, unknowing the window was open.

She carefully crawled in, and looked around. Figuring it was some shelter, she fell asleep on the floor.

-----An Hour Later----

Vlad woke up, reason unknown to him. His eye then caught the minuscule sleeping creature, and he walked up to it and knelt down. He raised an eyebrow.

Now, this was an animal alien to him. It was tiny, yellow, with red cheeks, black-tipped ears, a heart-shaped tail, and brown stripes adorning it's back. It looked like a mutant mouse to him.

Vlad gingerly poked at it's tail. The pikachu woke up, and looked at Vlad, startled.

"Pikaaaa..." She said, charging up. Vlad didn't have the slightest clue as to what she was doing.

"...CHUU!!!" She cried, zapping Vlad. Vlad cried in pain, and fell to the ground. His hair was singed, and he twitched involuntarily as electricity surged through his body. The pikachu glared at him, and she bounded out the window again.

Suggested by Predwolf - (P.S. You should get a Fanfiction account. Yer interesting. Wouldn't mind chatting with ya.)

Vlad heard a scientist tell him that he had a new visitor. He groaned and sat back. A large purple dinosaur came in.

Vlad gasped. It was Barney! Barney smiled. "Hullo, there, Frootloop! Someone named Danny wanted me to come in and cheer you up!"

Vlad then watched in mute horror as Barney began to sing "You love me. I love you. We're a great big family!"

Then suddenly the Tele-Tubbies came in and killed Barney. Vlad began to weep and suck his thumb as the Tele-Tubbies fled the scene of the crime wordlessly

Suggested by Call me Mad -Elf- and aceventury; their suggestions were mixed by me.

Vlad boredly sat in his room. Suddenly, three pink bunnies crawled in through the window. They stared up at him blankly. Vlad smiled.

"Aww, what cute bunn- OWWW!!!" He shouted as he tried to pet one, and it jumped up and bit his leg. The other two began attacking him viciously, and left him with many scratches, bites, cuts, ect as they escaped out the window.

"THEY'RE KILLER RABBITS!" Vlad shouted out the window.

AN: I don't own DP, Monty Python, Tele-Tubbies, Barney, or Poke'mon.

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