I'm back from my ridiculously long break! Be sure to check out my other stories when I update! And if you have ANY ideas for any of the stories, please let me know!

My reasons for not updating: school, D.C. trip, school, laziness. Sorry for the long wait.

Inside the Evil Plot Store of Evilness...

"Hey, Winry!" Ed said, "I think I found a useful spot in here."

"Well then, show me."

Ed led her to the aisle labeled Tom and Jerry Props. Except that because of the unresolved darkness of the store, they couldn't read the label. As they walked further through the aisle, they noticed some pretty interesting objects.

That place was seriously messed up. There were giant hammers, tiny meat cleavers, rakes, rubber gloves, and other weird stuff.

Glancing around, Winry noticed many things that could possibly help them out... and bring on the PAIN! She took a giant tote bag from the aisle wall and proceeded to put nearly everything in the aisle in the tote... except for the anvil, because that thing was heavy!Sooo, to be fair, Ed got to carry the heavy anvil out and all the way back to his dorm room. Yep! That was fair.

Meanwhile, during the time it took Ed and Winry to not only break into the Evil Plot Store of Evilness, but also to steal practically every T&J item there, the poor defeated guys had finally managed to work everything out of their systems. They had regrouped and yelled at the girls, but they knew that would do very little for them.

Roy invited them to his place for plotting, but then remembered that Riza had a key, so he decided that just might not be the best place. Havoc's problem today scared off Catherine and he was pissed! But... his front door's lock had been shot off by a certain woman with hawk's eyes. So, Al suggested his and Ed's dorm room.

When they got there, they noticed Ed and Winry laying down on Ed's bunk. Ooooo! They were both sound asleep.

Did something happen? Was what the older men were thinking.

Oh my god! Did Ed really... That was what Al was thinking... until he saw the anvil on Ed's chest. He also noticed that Winry's hands were caught under the anvil. Man, that must be painful.

Soooo, they were really unconscious. Whew,was Al's thought of relief. He still had a chance with Winry.

Going over to the bed, he tried to lift the anvil, but found it a bit too heavy for him alone. "Um, guys," Al started.

"Yeah, what is it?" Roy asked. "Is it...?"

"No! They're unconscious! Can't you see the anvil?"

"Where'd they get an anvil?" Hughes asked.

"How should I know?" Al yelled.

"Alright, alright! We'll get the anvil off Ed and Winry first, then ask them where in hell they got that anvil."

"Agreed."

So, the weakened three men and Al attempted to pick up the anvil... and... they failed.

"How heavy is this thing?"

"You know, for once, I'm kind of wishing we had Armstrong's help." Havoc stated.

"Yeah, I know, same here."

The ground started to tremble. The door started shaking...

"Duck!"

But, instead of the door flying in and hurting some other innocent soul, Armstrong came in through the now open window. Which means, he jumped up, broke through the window, and landed on Roy.

"Did someone call?" The giant man asked as he picked himself up. Poor Roy was squished like some kind of bug.

"Yeah, Armstrong: one, lift up this anvil for us, will you? And two, please fix the Elric brothers' window."

From under Armstrong came Roy's muffled and pained voice, "und 'ree, 'et offa me!"

"Oh, sorry sir." Armstrong said as he stepped off of Roy. Then, he picked Roy up and laid him back on the ground, face up. Then, he fixed the window. When he came over to pick up the anvil, he ended up lifting Ed and Winry along with the anvil.

"I think it's magnetic..." Hughes put in. A snap was heard. A bit of flame both undid the magnetic hold, dropping Ed and Winry onto the floor, but also burned off Armstrong's mustache!

There was dead silence... Everyone, jedi or not, could sense a disturbance in the Force. Armstrong's breathing was more like an infuriated bull's. Flame was dead...

Right when Armstrong was about to attack, a big tranquilizer dart hit him and he fell on top of Roy. So thisis what Fullmetal felt like when Armstrong collapsed on him last week. "Never speak of this to anyone."

"Who saved your life, Roy?" Hughes asked.

"How should I know? And by the way, I STILL need some help here! Get this man OFF of me!"

So, with everyone's help, including the newcomer who turned out to be the doctor who took care of Ed after the door incident, they managed to lift Armstrong off of Roy. The doc checked out Ed and Winry... they'd be fine. Then, he checked out Roy... "The giant man has caused some minor back damage... so you'll go blind soon."

"Wait... WHAAAAT? How does that have ANY connection?"

"It doesn't. I just felt like giving bad news that doesn't have anything to do with your condition. I like keeping people on their toes!" He said with a smile.

"So, I'm okay?"

"Yep."

"I'm not going blind?"

"Not unless you somehow get blinded in some weird way. Just don't poke out your eyes!"

"And my back?"

"Fine. Roll over and we'll fix the problem."

So, Roy rolled over. The doc decided he'd jump up and down on Roy's back as hard as he could. After a quick snap, he jumped off.

"Ow! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't burn you to a crisp!"

"'Cause, I just fixed your back and pulled that mammoth man off you."

"Crap. Fine." he said, getting up. Ed started to wake up. So did Winry.

"Brother, Winry, you're both alive!"

"Ow... next time, we check to make sure the anvil's not magnetic."

"Agreed..."

"So you two didn't get sick from the cookies?"

"Right. Ed spit out the pills and I just didn't eat the cookies."

"And why an anvil?"

"Because! Who doesn't use an anvil for revenge?" Ed said.

"Fullmetal, remind me to not get on your bad side..." Roy put in.

"Anyways, we tried to detach the anvil from Ed's right arm, but that only made things worse. Then my hands got caught between Ed's arm and the anvil. We lost our balance on something and fell. The anvil landed on Ed's chest and on my hands. I'm guessing the pain knocked us out."

"On my bed." Ed said with a smirk. "Ow!" he said when Winry hit him with the tiny cleaver.

"Nothing happened, Al, don't worry."

"Okay."

"So, Winry, can we still use the anvil?" Ed asked.

"Ugh, fine... Just don't kill anyone with it."

"Um, Winry, do you really want a repeat of what just happened?"

"No."

"Then I can't be the one to carry it or drop it or touch it. My arm will stick. Heheh."

"Alright, I'll do it then!" Havoc said with flames in his eyes. "They made me lose my sweet Catherine! They need to pay!"

"Guys and Winry UNITE! Raaa!" They all yelled. Surprisingly, the doc did too.

"Okay," Riza started, "we need another plan."

"I agree, so let's break out the over sized mousetraps!" Olivia/Olivier said.

"Why not?"

"Knowing those guys, they'll fall for about anything!"

"Alright, so we have the mousetraps, but we need some kind of backup plan. We don't want to end up having a small disturbance like last prank, do we?" Riza pointed out.

"Then let it be a game of cat and mouse!" LanFan said.

Okay, so this was kind of Tom & Jerryish. Next chapter will definitely be more Tom & Jerryish. So BE PREPARED! And please don't kill me for the kind of bad chapter after an extremely long break...

Doesn't the doc seem kind of like doctor House? I don't really know for sure. Lol.

Oh, and don't kill me for the tiny spoiler for brotherhood in the dialogue. REVIEW! VOTE ON MY POLL FOR THE WINNER OF THE PRANK WAR!