Dear Dairy,
I've got detention today with Snape. I guess Hermione's and I's fiasco last night, didn't quite convince Snape that we were not up to something.
On another note, Hermione is mad at me for slapping her. She told me, This is why I chose only to be with you during the summer. You being around your pressuring family and/or teachers makes you different Malfoy! Makes you a selfish pig!
Poppy-cock. I'm not selfish Diary, am I?
I haven't seen that wart, red-headed Carrot anywhere either. I hope he's managed somehow to back fire another spell on himself!
Hermione threw her bracelet at me. Right in front of Pansy. Pansy picked it up before I could, and then she ran away with it. I don't know what I am going to do. I guess this summer was nothing to her...
Her parents had been extremely nice, despite the fact they kept wanting to check out my teeth. They put some weird, cold metal device in there... I guess they liked my teeth because they couldn't stop saying how 'superb' my mouth was.
I had to keep nodding with my mouth tight close so they wouldn't jam any other weird Muggle contraptions in my mouth.
I didn't realize how harmless Muggles are.
I can't believe I called Hermione the M-word, or that she even lets me near her...
Crab & Goyle were looking through my things again. They found Hermione's underwear again, damn. I thought I hid them better this time underneath the end of my bed. I keep forgetting they like to get into other peoples business.
The fiddle-brains asked me, "Why haven't you given these to Pansy yet?"
I didn't know what to say. I'm just glad the two knuckle-headed, nim-wit's haven't told Pansy about them.
One of the moron's asked me if they were secretly mine. Ha!
Then Crab admitted he had a pair just like them in his drawers. That he likes to wear them on Saturday's.
- Sincerely Draco Malfoy