I awake laying next to the wall with a small crater in it and the egg neatly in my lap with my arms wrapped around it (A/N the egg is as big as the eggs in the pokemon t.v. shows just to give you a rough size). Louise still standing over there was still anger

"Louise, i'm home."

All anger left her and she nearly burst into tears as she rushed to hug me.

"idiot idiot idiot, I was afraid I would never see you again."

I quickly set down the giant egg and embrace her in the hug. after she nuzzles her head into my chest I get a nice smelling scent to my nose, the sweet smell of strawberries coming from her hair, which goes perfect with her strawberry blonde hair.

"where have you been?" she said through tears

"Like I said that first day without my memory, I was becoming a mercenary." I said with a smile.

She proceeded to stop crying emit an evil aura from her small frail body and grab her wand a cast another explosion spell at me. we then slowly began to walk back to her room with me grabbing my cowboy hat off the ground and wiping all the dust off myself. along the way we saw Guiche and Montmorency flirting it up, Louise walked up to the table and took Guiche's drink and chugged the thing down (damn that was pretty cool especially since that was a huge cup). "thanks for the drink" she said and walked off. Montmorency produces to have a stereotypical anime sweat drop kinda like oh no you shouldn't have done that. I quickly followed after Louise after seeing Montmorency reaction I could tell it wouldn't be good. arriving a couple minutes after her I open the door, when I went inside I saw Louise whose face was a red as a tomato

"Zach never leave me alone again"

she said while hugging me letting me good whiff of her pretty smell again.

"I want you to only love me"

she continued I gently set her down

"Louise are you feeling ok?"

she quickly wraps herself around my waist and gets a death grip on me

"I was afraid this would happen." said Montmorency entering the room

"what did you do to her?" I asked

"She may have drank a love potion on accident." she said

"Zach stop talking to other women and look at me" chimed in Louise (Not listening Louise lalalala)

"Aren't love potions illegal?"

"how did you know that!" she said in a panic

"I've been a mercenary for the last two weeks I learned a couple things, and killed a few people." I said with a intimidating tone while giving her a death glare.

"well in that case w-we should go tomorrow and get the stuff to make the cure" she said sounding a little worried.

"Tomorrow afternoon then, because I need to go into town for a new weapon mine is just about done for."

"very well" she said

"If Montmorency is going then so am I." said Guiche bursting into the room.

"fine with me, WAIT were you just spying on us?"

He then has a sudden sweat drop "Noooo not at all I was worried for my little Montmorency." (If you are gonna lie at least make yourself sound truthful)

"Zach come to bed with me!" Louise yelled at me.

I quickly wiggle free from Louise's grip and run over to the window

"Well i'll see you guys tomorrow."

as I quickly jump into the nearby tree slamming the window shut behind me. then swan diving into a bush be low escaping completely unharmed ( Thank god this world has physics like video games) and with that I slept in the bush out of sight from everyone.

I left for town early that morning so I wouldn't have to deal with Louise. As I arrived in town most of the shops were still closed so I went to the nearby tavern for a hot meal. I tell Maxwell to wait outside and I went inside.

"Hello and welcome how can I help you today master" the girl said.

Great this is one of those stupid maid cafe's.

"um, yeah, table for one."

as I was going to sit down I saw a girl behind the counter

"Siesta? is that you?" I asked the girl behind the counter.

"Oh, do you know my cousin?"

The girl asked while turning around she looked very similar to Siesta but her figure was bigger. Her bust was almost as big as Kirche's but still bigger than Siesta and her hair was longer to. Also one thing different was the fact that her eyebrows were a little more bushy to.

"I'm Jessica nice to meet you."

"oh I'm Zach nice to meet you"

I continue on my way to a table.

"what can I get for you sir?"

"I'll have a beer with and a breakfast omelet."

"right away sir, will you need some company while you eat?"

"No I'll be fine."

while waiting for my food I look at my phone to see what's day it is on earth.(A/N it's a solar powered phone) It's August 23 2014, i've been here for 1 month now, 1 long month. Got a pretty awesome beard now, also today's my birthday, turned eighteen today.

"here's your beer sir"

"much obliged"

While drinking my beer (not as good as I thought by the way) I can't help but notice the crossdresser up the stairs looking like he is undressing me with his mind.

"bonjour there young man i'm Scarron, the owner of this tres bien establishment."

"oh nice to me-meet you."

as I put my hands in front of my body blocking his vision of my important stuff. I then patiently wait for my food. Once I get the food I couldn't help but notice that there was a message written in ketchup but I can't read or write this language yet so I shrug it off and eat it down quickly to get away from Scarron. The food is well it's rather tasty. I pay the bill and leave the girl a somewhat big tip after rushing from the establishment ( Probally got that due to the fact she had a nice rack).

Most of the shop's are open now, I hop on Max and ask one of the stall owners where the weapon shop is. He points to the North and I headed that way. I finally find the building in some back alleyway (talk about creepy) and I quickly entered.

"Hi I'm here looking for a weapon something like a claymore or a battle axe."

I say to the shop keeper. while waiting for his reply i can't help myself to stare at his nose, it's just so giant and red

"Oh I got just the thing then, here it's a little old but is still in good condition for you 75 gold."

I quickly snap out of gazing at the nose and realize that is really cheap.

"75 gold! what's wrong with this? A Battle Axe this size is easily 3000 even with all the rust."

"Well that Battle Axe keeps driving business away because it won't shut up."

"A talking battle axe? So it's an sentinel battle axe I'll take it."

(sucker these things are nearly impossible to come by even if it's covered in rust.) I inspect the Axe for any dents or chunks missing to my surprise it doesn't have any. Also it has two hand guards to slide your hands into for a stronger grip and to make sure the user's hands are safe I then notice at the tip that it has two peices of metal there which look like they can move up and down and as a added bonus it's even built for left handed people. I quickly handed him the gold and was about to leave when a thought popped into my head.

"By chance do you have any armor for sale?"

I immediately go back to staring at his nose.

"Well we do have a couple things in the back follow me."

I followed him for about a minute when he arrived to are stop. The room was filled with armor but I wanted something that could go under my hoodie and some gaulents (Should I buy a helmet? Well it's not like it will guard my one good eye so no I don't need one.) After having a argument with myself I couldn't help but notice the bad ass looking gaulents in the corner. I quickly try them on only to find out that they are a little big. The gauntlets were a ocean blue color with a giant orange, like when the sun's going down color gem right in the center of the back palm. The gauntlets length and size seemed to slowly changing to fit me as at first they were to big now fit perfectly also they had all kinds of strange marks or at least I thought strange until I got a closer look at them, I quickly realized that the strange marks were transforming to English as I was wearing the gauntlets, the gauntlets now looked like they had a small story on them which read "That night the boy lost his family and was dying out he was saved by a girl, this girl had long beautiful black wings like a Crow. she said if you serve me I will save you, the boy-" the story just stopped there, (dammit now I got to find there rest of the armor for the story). The shop keeper was just in awe after seeing the whole event take place finally came back to his senses

"So how much for them?"

"Well since I don't think those are coming off any time soon 1000 gold!" he said with an devilish smirk.

"Fine you scumbag"

I quickly toss him one of my gold filled pouches with 1000 gold inside he produces to count it and finds it's exact change.

"thank you for your business." I then leave the store with my newfound gear.

"Thank you kindly sir for purchasing me." said the battle axe

" Nice to meet you I'm Zachary Smith but just call me Zach and this is my Saber tooth dog Maxwell"

"Very well then, call me Axel"

"Good god could your name have any more of a pun? Whatever you are still an awesome Sentinel Axe."

"Well thank you sir."

"What's with all the formality?"

"I was always in the hands of legendary familiars with quite a bit of edict. You may have heard of him as the left hand of god, Gandalfr"

"Well what a coincidence because that's my rune well it kinda is."

"What do you mean master?"

FLASHBACK

It was just before the talent show when I was called to the headmaster office for some reason from one of the professors I think his name was Colbert. anyways I had just arrived to have the door lock behind me I immediately grabbed my sword off my back to defend myself.

"Now now boy there's no need for the hostility, we just wanted to talk about the rune on your arm."

Osmond said while waving his hand for me to lower the weapon. I lowered the sword but still kept my distance. Colbert quickly rushes to Osmond's side and whispers something to him.

"I see, I see well now then Zachary that rune you have as you could have guessed was not a common rune it is in fact the rune of the legendary familiar Gandalfr"

I was in shock I was to this news. Me? a legendary familiar? I was about to say something but was cut off by Colbert.

"However something is strange with your rune it's almost like it's two runes in one. The fact of this is because Gandalf's should only be on your hand but instead it keeps going up most of your forearm."

"So what's the second rune then?"

Osmond was the one who answered "we simply don't know it's a brand new rune I guess we should have expected something from the first ever human summoned!"

"Wait a freaking second so your telling me you have no idea what this second one does, so for all you know it could be a ticking time bomb and could kill me? or I guess i'm just super rare then"

"A time bomb?"

Colbert said while adjusting his glasses which made him seem more interested in my statement.

"Um sorry something from my world forgot you guys don't know what that is."

There was an awkwardly long pause in the room

"Anyways i just gonna go now um-so you two just stay here and I'll go."

I was about to leave when Colbert stopped me

"One thing Zachary, don't tell anyone about what your runes are not even Mrs. Valliere only the three of us should know about this."

So I can't tell Louise I think about this and about the whipping or Explosion spells I was gonna get later for keeping secrets but I guess this one needed to be kept.

"I understand!" I said while standing at attention then quickly dash from the room.

"Well anyway let's have a great time as partner's."

with that we were off back to the school.

Hooray finally finished longest chapter so far. So i'f you didn't notice there is one video game and anime reference in this one can you figure them out? to the video game one you usually jump off of tall buildings landing safely in a pile of hay completely unharmed. and the anime one is about a boy how gets reincarnated as a devil. So lets see who can figure it out

and as always R&R

GSmith624 out