A/N: I've had a lot of requests to do this one, but for some reason I had a bit of a block with it. I've written about a million versions ranging from super depressing to light and funny but this was the only one I actually managed to finish so I guess it'll have to do.
"I love you."
"Aarrggh! Why does everything in your shop explode?"
"Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about those. Sorry. Here, let me regrow your eyebrows."
"Not a chance! Not after what happened the last time I let you near my face with a wand."
"I said I was sorry about that! And they got your nose back to normal eventually."
"Hmmm. So what were you saying before we were interrupted by that perfectly innocent-looking box blowing up in my face?"
"Just that I love you."
"If I respond to that, will I be condemning myself to a life of wands that turn into rubber ducks when you pick them up, and becoming an expert in eyebrow regrowing charms?"
"Probably. But you know you love it really."
"I don't love it. But I love you."
"Well of course you do."
"Oi! No need to be so arrogant."
"Sorry. What I meant was - I love you too."