Black Order Boarding School
Bonus Collection
I created a collection of short bonus stories for you instead of a chapter 10. Some have characters that haven't been introduced yet, but I hope you enjoy! My little brother helped me with some, so sorry if they are not good. ~Second Exorcist PS I saved the funny bonus stories for the end.
Lavi POV-
Vacation-
"Um old man?" I looked at Gramps who was rummaging through my stuff when I got home.
"What Lavi?"
"Well, It's strange to have an old man looking through my stuff the minute I walk in the door..."
"I'm trying to find if you accidentally took anything from your roommates"
"Why would you do that?"
"Bingo" Gramps found a piece of string, which was Yuu's extra hair ribbon.
Later I walked in his room-
"Gramps?"
"Go to bed Lavi" -gasp- "The price shot up"
I was reading some old volumes of -man, and came across this extra and I thought 'since I am writing everything that happens' and thought I HAVE to put this in :D ~Second Exorcist
Lenalee's POV-
"Um Nii-san? What are you doing to poor Allen?" I looked at my brother with all of his crazy tools, and Allen at a table, and my brother had a giant drill in his hand. Allen had just come back from a mission, and had a small scar on his hand.
"Oh nothing..." Komui said. "Allen will you please activate your innocents?"
"Alllrighttt" Allen said trembling. His arm became a claw that had a big scratch in it and my brother became crazy.
"KOMUI! STOP HURTING ALLEN!" I activated my boots, and kicked his head.
"Owww" Komui wispered on the floor.
"Oopsies!" I smiled.
Timothy's POV-
"Cloud!" I screamed for help.
"What shounen?" she screamed back. She seemed very annoyed at me...
"What is innocents again?" I asked in a quiet voice.
"GOD DAMMIT TIMOTHY"
Allen's POV-
WAIT! WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT TIMCANPY THIS WHOLE STORY!
Narrator's POV-
"When did I loose my extra hair ribbon?" Kanda said. He took out his computer, and opened up eBay.
"MY HAIR RIBBON!" -looks at price- "300 FRIGGING BUCKS?" Bookman sure is evil...
Road's POV-
"Ummm... Let's see according to the description of this story, you two are together" I point to the long, dark haired one and the girl, who both blush. "So does that mean you two are together?" I point at the kid with the white hair, and the red head, who blush even more.
"Offff Couurse nnnottt" The white haired kid said shaking and moving away from the red head, who was also moving farther away.
"Yayayeah, whaaat would makke you thinkkk thattt?" I laughed at their awkwardness and left skipping.
Robin's POV-
"Why am I sooo much like Allen! Or actually it's the other way around, Allen is like me!" I yelled.
"Who's Robin" Allen asked.
"ME!"
"Oh, Hi!"
"This is pointless" I mumbled "I like the buff Earl better..." and I walked away.
I'm sorry if you don't know Robin, she is from ZONE by Katsura Hoshino, the author of -man. ZONE is a one shot manga in Weekly Shonen/Shounen JUMP, and the Millenium Earl is Buff not fat. You can read it on YouTube as ZONE, or MangaFox but it is called -man chapter 0.
Lavi's POV- An alternate line from the last chapter
I stopped by my dorm to drop my books off, and headed to the shack. I was tired, but I didn't know what this was about, so I had to check it out. I walked on a path through the woods. It was getting late. I heard a noise somewhere off into the distance. A lost person came out and asked me "Do you have any"
"Any what?"
"Any"
"what?"
"Any pickles?"
"NO GOD DANM PERSON! DIE!" and I smashed my hammer down and two fire snake/dragon things came and defeated the pickle eating monster.
Allen's POV- An alternate line from volume 8
"Take your time; lastly, what is that scar on your face?" My eyes opened. I would rather not have a 'blast from the past' but...
"I'm... I'm... I'M A BANANA, I'M A BANANA, I'M A BANANA, LOOK AT ME MOVE!"
Sorry, couldn't resist! If you don't get it, that might be a good thing!
Lenalee's POV- Alernate line from volume 6
"Ya he is pretty interesting once you crack him!" Lavi said smiling. I was enjoying my self then. We decided to play some games, and ended up playing patty cake.
Bak's POV-
It was an ordinary day. I stalked Lenalee, then I broke out in hives, the Wong came, and then Fou beat me up. Nothing unusual. Then Fou came back with this frickin' white haired boy who lost his arm and had some glowing dust around him. It looked like sparkles. Oh god... Fou is on team Edward...
I had to do a Twilight gag sometime! XD
Allen's POV-
I was eating a squid sandwich when Lavi was in the garbage can. I jumped when I heard a scream. Lenalee ran in with an ascot and was yelling "The British are comming!". Lavi ran out with the garbage can screaming "NO IM INNOCENT!" I looked to find them frolicking through the back yard, which happened to be a rabbit farm...
"BUNNIES! BUNNIES! BUN BUN BUNNY BUN, BUN BUN BUNNY BUN!" Lavi and Lenalee yelled in unisen.
"I... ATE... A... kitty..." Kanda cried. -weeps- "It -sniff- was -sniff- really sad" Kanda said.
FUUUUUUUUUUU- wakes up - "So what was that you were saying Allen?" Lavi teased. - wakes up again – CCCCCKKKKK! Lavi who was still in a garbge can yelled "APRIL FOOLS!" and I stared "IS NEXT WEEK" Lavi finished. "DIE ALLEN! YOU SUCK!" Lavi then murder-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-- "ITS ALIVE"
Kanda's POV-
"GIMME A KISSY" Tiedoll screamed. –wakes up–
"GOD DAMMIT ANOTHER NIGHTMARE! –sits down to watch Winne the Pooh– It's so touching...
Kanda's POV-
"GIMME A KISYY" Tiedoll screamed. –wakes up–
"GOD DAMMIT ANOTHER NIGHTMARE! –sits down to watch Toy Story– It's so touching...
Lavi's POV-
WOAH! A NINJA! –Lavi just happens to be in China, (according to Allen pandas are everywhere there) and had just watched Kung Fu Panda–
THANK YOU!. I really apreciate your help, and pateints for when my computer crashed. If you have any suggestions, please put them out there! I will contact you if I decide to use them. I really hope you liked these, I thought some were really fun to write. And next chapter, I will MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE TIM 3 POOR TIMCANPY! ~Second Exorcsit