Random Jokes And Drabbles

by Duck Life

Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!

10. The Cullens And Bella Ride In The Volvo

Emmett: Hey, um, Bella? You're the only human here, so could you, like, break the tension by coughing or farting or something?

Alice: Emmett!

Bella: AaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Emmett: Okay, that didn't actually help.