(Hello there reader, thank you for reading!)
*Finland Version*
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"I haven't made a Finnish star in a while…"
Tino vainamoinen, god that's a lot of syllabus in your last name
"You could just call me Tino of Finland"
Tino, willingly lives with a homosexual
"Who are you…"
Tino, secretly hates Sealand
"I do not, he may get annoying at times…but I don't hate him"
Tino, when Sealand calls you mom, you suppress urges to bitch slap him
"I would never hit Sealand!"
Tino, abusing children is bad, why do you do it
"I don't hit kids"
Tino, that's not what Sealand said
"Sealand…makes things up for attention!"
Tino, locks Sealand away in a box so he can have time with Sweden
"I don't do that!"
Tino, enjoys his alone time with Sweden
"We don't have alone time either!"
Tino, that's not what Sweden said
"Don't listen to Sweden! He calls me his wife, which I'm not!"
That's not what these legal documents say
"What legal documents?"
Tino, you know what documents, the ones with your marriage license on the side.
"I…I burnt those…."
Tino, what was that
"Nothing, can I go now"
Tino, are you having an affair with Estonia
"…No, we make parties together, that is all"
That's not what Estonia said
"What did Estonia say?"
Tino, look who's super interested all of a sudden
"I am not…let me out of here!"
Tino, how could you cheat on Sweden
"I'm not…I mean, we're not together like that!"
Tino, it's okay to come out of the closet
"I'm not in the closet!"
Yes you are
"No I am not"
Well then Tino what do you think you are standing in.
"…a Closet…"
Exactly you're in the closet
"Well, in literal terms I'm in a closet but"
Tino, you just admitted it, you're totally gay
"I-"
Now we all know Tino, the closet gay with the long ass last name that likes to beat little kids and lock them in boxes when he's done. He cheats on his husband with the cover up "I'm going to plan a party" which means "yeah, a party in Estonia's pants see you later sucker". I feel sorry for Sweden he has such an ungrateful cheating partner. Get out
*Door opens* you're despicable.
*Tino walks out then turns*
"I know someone that's won't be on Santa's list this year…"
*Slams door*
Sweden: Wh't ju't ha'pe'ed…y'u 'ook u'set.
Finland: I love you and I love Sealand, so let's go home, I miss my puppy. We'll put them all to bed, and then I'm yours for the rest of the night.
Sweden: …'kay… w'at t'e 'ell ha'pe'ed 'n t'at cl'set?
Finland: NOTHING!
Swened…-slightly scared follows Finland -
*they all go home*
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(Finland the unfaithful one lol. Finally I'm leave Europe and go to the States, Fuck yeah!)