The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy

By Winter Knight

Chapter 10: The Ember McLain experience starring Grim and the Eds

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show" as well as the character Ember McLain from the Nickelodeon series "Danny Phantom"

Also If anyone wants to know why Ember is in a fanfic like this, drop me a E-mail

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Today, Double D, Nazz, and Grim are busy experimenting on the Strange CD that Nazz received and got her possessed by an evil spirit and so Eddy wants to scam and he drags Ed and Fred Fredburger into his scam. He has Ed near a trough of gravy and Fred near a trough of Nachos and Eddy announces "STEP RIGHT UP EVERYONE! THIS IS THE GREATEST EATING CONTEST IN THE HISTORY OF EATING CONTESTS! (Ed: JUST LIKE KOBYASHI!) WHICH CHOWHOUND CHAMPION WILL FINISH FIRST? WILL IT BE "CAPTAIN ED OF THE GRAVY TRAIN"? OR "MAYOR FRED FREDBURGER OF LOS NACHOS"? PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS!

Ed then says "But Eddy, didn't you learn your lesson about gambling with the "ED-lantis" incident?" and then Eddy says "umm... that story was out of continuity now shut up monobrow!... NOW LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!" and as the two ate like pigs a strange purple tour bus arrives and destroys Eddy's stage for the scam. As Eddy came to he looks up and sees the tour bus and he says "HEY YOU! I HAD A LICENCE TO SCAM! And it's right here! (pulls out a poorly made license) NOW I DEMAND YOU PACK UP AND GO!" and just then the tour bus door opens and out comes a teenage girl with blue hair, pale skin, and dressed like a heavy metal rocker.

The Strange girl makes an announcement to the kids "HELLO! PEACH CREEK! TONIGHT AT 10 I WILL HOLD A PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME AND ONE YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER, FREE TICKETS AND CDS FOR ALL!" Kevin asks "hey dude, just, who are you?" and then the girl answered "The name is Ember McLain, you will always remember my name" and then she goes back in her tour bus and before she drives away she sees Eddy still trying to yell at her and she then knocks him over with her tour bus.

As Eddy comes to he is in a bed and Ed and Fred wakes him up, Eddy feels dazed and confused and Fred explains "umm...This freaky lady just like hit you with her bus and you were hurt and...By the time we like grabbed you, the bus was chasing us too, probably wanting our gravy and nachos, YES!"

Nazz arrives to check on Eddy and she says "are you ok Eddy? Maybe this will help." Nazz pulls out a jawbreaker and she says, "You can have this so you can get better, but try to tell me, what did happen?" Eddy then manages to say weakly, "I remembered what happened, I remember Ember..." and then Nazz says "were you listening to that CD Double D and Grim were testing on because they are almost gonna reach a conclusion with it, also just hearing the word "remember" and "ember" is making me think of yesterday".

And as Grim and Double D are about to check on Eddy, Eddy then says "I REMEMBER! This strange girl named "Ember McLain" arrived, ruined my latest scam, and invited everyone to her free concert that is playing at 10 tonight"

Grim suddenly remembered something. Grim then says "EMBER MCLAIN! I knew that ghost is up to no good, she just couldn't rest in peace and now she's causing trouble in the mortal realm with her musical powers!" and then Ed says "I got musical powers too crypt keeper! (eats a can of Hormel brand chili beans) BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR MY HEART, THE MORE I EAT THE MORE I..." (Grim interrupts) "Prove that I'm not smart? Hey c'mon mon! this be no time for fart humor, we got to stop Ember from controlling the kids, let's just hope they aren't listening to the CDs they got from Ember, who knows what supernatural stuff may happen." and Double D says "Right! I even building anti-evil ghost devices that will get Ember out of the Cul-De-Sac before chaos ensues"

As Grim, Nazz, Ed and Fred are investigating the scene, they see the kids in Ember shirts and listening to "Remember" on Kevin's boom box, Grim then says to Nazz, Ed and Fred, "no mon! Don't be listening to that music it will make you listen to it over and over again till you become her fan! and then Ed and Fred then says "what?" in a clueless tune and Nazz says "strangely this music isn't affecting me at all Grim" and then Kevin approaches them and says "Hi Nazz, I got you a ticket for tonight's show" and then She responds, sorry kev, I got to wash my hair tonight" and then Kevin says but your hair looks... (she rubs her hair with Fred Fredburger's butt) oh nevermind, plus why do you hang out with those dorks?" and then Nazz says "well I'll answer you the minute you get a attitude adjustment" and then Kevin gets shocked and simply walks away while listening to Ember's song on the boom box.

Then the 4 see a stage being set up by strange specter like beings and then the tour bus suddenly lights up and it looks like it's looking at the 4 and then it suddenly charges towards them. Nazz manages to get inside her house but realizes that the tour bus isn't after her. The Tour bus kept pursuing Ed, Fred and Grim but then Grim says "oh yeah, I have me scythe!" and then he strikes the front of the tour bus but it kept on driving with Grim stuck to it, Ed then gets a rarely used idea, he goes inside the swimming center and then they see the tour bus going through the wall as if it is a ghost but fortunately for them, the tour bus fell into the pool where it just vanishes. Ed says "that's more weird than the time we went to another world and I pulls baby sister's mouth off." and then Fred says "umm, I think, you had alot of gravy to drink...YES!" and then Ed says "OH NO! THE HORNED KING WAS IN THAT TOUR BUS!" and then Grim says, "Oh shut up Ed! no one is going to get da joke and throw a life saver to me (Ed tosses him candy) NO MON! I MEAN A LIFE PRESERVER!"

The three make it to Nazz's house and then Nazz tells them "you guys, I don't think the bus was after me, it was after you guys because it might have had something to do with the exorcism from yesterday...OH COURSE! EMBER MCLAIN WAS THE GHOST WHO POSSESSED ME! WE GOT TO SAVE EVERYONE!"

But before they leave the house, Ember's minions guard the doors, preventing them to leave, however Double D shows up with a device that looks like a lunch thermos and as he uses it to blast the minions, they vanished. Double D then asks them "did anyone miss me?" and as the four say yes and Double D tosses them thermoses too. Double D then tells them "anyway, these are my "ghost dematerializers", once a ghost gets blasted by one, they will be sent to the underworld where Grim will deal with them, I thank Grim for using some of his magic to enhance these weapons." Nazz then asks Double D "why thermoses?" and then Double D says "it's because my parents have a bunch of them in the garage and it's small enough to carry around, plus the people who read this fanfic might get the joke." Nazz wonders if everyone in this story should stop being meta-physically aware of their surroundings. But then as she looks at the clock, it turns out that it's 9:45 P.M. and Ember's concert is about to start and so she gets everyone to where the concert is held.

All of the Kids, even the Kanker Sisters whom are dressed like Ember, await near the stage but as a bunch of minion are warming up the instruments, music is then playing and Ember McLain suddenly appears in blue smoke. She yells out "Hellooo Peach Creek! Tell me who you love?!!!!!" while everyone chants "Ember! Ember! Ember!..." Kevin then shouts out "WE LOVE YOU, EMBER!" And after Ember tells the crowd "That's because I fill a void in your empty lives." Kevin then says "You're right, Ember!" and then Ember pulls out her guitar out of blue mist and yells out "ALRIGHT PEACH CREEK! LET'S ROCK!" and then she sings her hit single "Remember"...

Yeah! Ohh-ooohhh!
It was, it was September,
Wind blows, the dead leaves fall,
To you, I did surrender,
Two weeks, you didn't call...

Your life goes on without me,
My life, a losing game,
But you should, you should not doubt me,
You will remember my name...

Oh, Ember, you will remember!
Ember, one thing remains!
Oh, Ember, so warm and tender!
You will remember my name!

Your heart, your heart abandoned,
You're wrong, now bear the shame,
Like dead trees in cold December,
Nothing, but ashes remain...

Oh, Ember, you will remember!
Ember, one thing remains!
Ember, so warm and tender!
You will remember my name!

Oh-woo-oh-woo, Ember!
You will remember!
Ember, one thing remains!
Ember, so warm and tender!
You will remember my name!
Yeah! You will remember my name!

As the Crowd cheers for her, Ember's flame like hair gets longer and longer and then she says "keep it up! You will all be my slaves...FOREVER! AHAHAHA!" and then Grim says, "So we meet again Ember McLain!" and then Ember says "oh it's you bonehead, if you want to get my autograph you'll have to wait for after the show is over like everyone else." And then Grim says "no way child! not only have you possessed a innocent girl and caused all kinds of trouble but everytime we meet you always thrash me until me bones are black and blue" and then Ember says "oh you mean like this! (Zaps Grim with her "skull beam" from her guitar) and then Nazz says put him down! It's us you want!"

After Ember drops Grim, She asks why aren't they immune to her music and Nazz replies "well when you possessed me I ended up with built up immunity to it, Double D has a device that prevents him from being hypnotized, Ed and Fred are too dim to be affected, Grim is supernatural, and Eddy just hates your music."

Ember suddenly sees Ed she yells to him "YOU!", she drops her guitar and starts to strangle him while Fred is trying to pull her off. Nazz then says "Ok Ember, tell me what your problem is and why did you possess me?" and then Ember lets go of Ed and says "well "little miss dipstick" as I wondered around your town looking for a place to take over, I met the cutie in the sockhat but I didn't have enough power to make my ghost form corporeal and this upset me because I want him in my arms because he's so nice to others, since you're the only popular girl in town, I targeted your body so I can power up to have my own corporeal form and at least hold the cute sockhatted boy in my arms...but then those 2 idiots showed up and ruined everything! (Continues strangling Ed) I also hate the loudmouthed one that I almost ran over, don't think you'll get away green elephant thing, since I'm in corporeal form I'll destroy you too!"

And so Grim was about to strike her with his scythe and then Ember blasts at Fred Fredburger and hit Grim in the process, Grim then says "just like the day she died, she refused to rest in peace and is willing to not give up without a fight." Nazz wondered what did Grim mean by that but then before Grim can say anything, Double D shows up and then Ember glomps him and smiles heavily and says "oh "sockhat"! I'm so happy to see you, but fist I must dispose of Bonehead, Monobrow, and Green Elephant thing, finish my concert, and we can go on a date together!" and then Double D says "that voice sounds familiar, you were the thing that possessed Nazz, but you're doing all this just to get me? WHY?"

Ember then has her specter minions trap Grim, Ed, and Fred in electric cages and then she explains her sad story to Double D:

(WARNING! THIS IS WHAT DANNY PHANTOM FANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!)

"Ever listened carefully to what the lyrics to my song "Remember" actually mean? Well when I was alive and living in the town of Amity Park during one September, I met a boy I was in love with and we went out for some time, but then he stopped calling me for 2 weeks.

As I walked around the city one December, I saw him with another girl and this has smashed my heart in many pieces, as I see his life goes on without me I went back to my house but as I was lighting my scented candles and listening to my records due to my sadness, one candle fell to the ground and it caught my clothes. As I was burning in funeral pyre, I saw the boy, with tears in his eyes, claiming that he forgot that he was even with me in the first place, as he asked me what my name is, my final words were "EMBER, YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME!..."

(NOW THIS IS WHAT THE FANFIC AUTHOR ADDS TO THE STORY)

But then Grim encountered me and wanted to take me, but then I found the one way I can escape him, so my very essence was sucked into a record and that's how I escaped Grim. For years, I hid inside the record but when some heavy metal weirdo played the record backwards, I was free and when I took his guitar, it became modified with ghost powers. Grim came for me again but I totally took him out with one blast of my Guitar and then I noticed other powers I have and so I will take over whatever place I crash, while finding true love at the same time. And now you know my story!"

Everyone looks saddened by hearing all of this but even sadder when Ember tells them what she told Nazz about why she possessed her but then Double D says "But what you're doing is all wrong, also Grim tells me that Mortals in love with the dead will result in chaos and..." Ember then tears up and yells out "LIES! DESTROY EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR THE HOTTIE IN THE SOCKHAT!" and then Embers "fans" and Minions attack Ed, Fred, Grim, and Nazz and then Ember sets her guitar to "love mode" and she says "one blast from this and you're mine!" and then suddenly, Eddy in a wheelchair shows up and blasts her minions with his ghost dematerializer and he says "FIRST YOU RUN ME OVER, TRY TO DESTROY LUMPY AND NOW YOU'RE TAKING SOCKHEAD WITH YOU! YOU'RE TOAST EMBER MCLAME!" and then the 2 fight each other but then Ember manages to grab and strangle Eddy and he asks why is she doing this and she responds "It's because you dipsticks have ruined my plans with the girl and Sockhat last time and now you will get it this time!"

Ember then notices that her amplifiers are being destroyed, her electronic equipment has been smashed, and her tour bus explodes, thus freeing the victims from her spell. She gets furious about this and wants to know who did this and then she sees an African American elderly man in a cape with two protruding fangs. Ember then asks who is this party crasher and then Grim and Ed smile happily and Ed says, "IT'S DRACULA! HE'S SO COOL!" and then Eddy says "hey! That's the same guy who saved me from Kevin months ago. Double D then couldn't believe his eyes and he says "you saved us and Eddy, but you're a vampire, why is this?" and then Dracula says "Dracula heard about monobrow boy and skeleton man liking Dracula's moments in film, Dracula likes to show gratitude to the fans, also Dracula is no fan of evil anymore!" and then Ember asks "then why did you destroy my music equipment? and he answers "Dracula HATE rock! Dracula a soul man. Also, the loud music has ruined Dracula's bedtime! You have issues rocker girl!" and then Ember then looks down and says " ok, I surrender, I had no idea the sockhat Kid has that many friends that will stick up for him." and then Double D uses the dematerializer to send her to the underworld and then her minions disappear as well.

Grim then pulls out a device that makes the kids (except for the Eds, Fred, Nazz, and Dracula) forget what they've seen and they were sent to their homes. Grim is very excited that Dracula does live in the same neighborhood and then Nazz introduces herself to him and says "you know when I was little I was afraid you were gonna attack little kids like me when I sleep but now that we met, you're a pretty ok guy. Thank you for saving us." And then Dracula says "you're welcome little girl, but Dracula isn't "pretty nice", Dracula is "funky" (Dracula sees Fred Fredburger) Dracula love elephants, Dracula wanna feed 'im peanuts!" and then Fred says "I don't want peanuts, I have Nachos, want some?" and then Dracula says "Dracula don't like Nachos, Nachos make Dracula "run for the border!"

And so as the Eds, Grim, Nazz, and Fred make a new friend, everyone goes back to their houses but then Double notices his mirror has the message "YOU WILL REMEMBER..." and Double D thinks this isn't the last time he will see Ember McLain.

THE END...?