The Fandom Ridonculous Race
Summary: Thirty-six pairs of characters from different fandoms race around the world for one million dollars.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, they belong to their respective owners. I also don't own Fresh TV, Cartoon Network, Hasbro, New Line Cinema, Universal, Paramount, WWE, CZW, and any other company whatsoever, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated T for language, violence, and minor sexual references.
Note: Any part of the story that is in bold (besides the opening and ending parts of each chapter), means it is part of the confession cam.
P.S-I would like to thank UltimateWarriorFan4Ever and Smokescreen2814 for my inspiration for this fic.
Chapter 10: Playa Del Flippin' Part I
"Last time on The Fandom Ridonculous Race, the teams left the sights of Japan and travel to sunny Spain. They encountered bulls and got violently (yet hilariously) thrown off the course, while The Magical Villains took first, The Fandom Favorites, The Horror Movie Rivals, and The Hip Hop Father and Son struggled with this challenge. Thanks to some motivation, The Fandom Favorites and The Horror Movie Rivals beat the odds and survive to race another leg, while The Hip Hop Father and Son hit a low note and were sent back home," Don said offscreen as clips from that episode was shown.
"Thirty-four teams are left and the race is about to get very heated," Don said as he walked across the park.
"Time to cool things down because it is time for...The Fandom Ridonculous Race," Don said as he shine his incredibly white teeth.
After the intro was done, Don was standing near this beach with the Don Box in the background.
"We're back here in Pamplona and yesterday's first place team, The Magical Villains, are ready to get today's first tip," Don said as The Magical Villains walk over to the Don Box.
"Yesterday was a great start for us, we got first and we beat some pretty strong teams," Discord said.
"Today will be the same, we will use strategy and beat all those teams again and receive first again," Jasper said.
Discord then presses the button, grabs the tip, and reads what is on the tip.
"Drive to Barcelona Airport and book a flight to Mexico," Discord said reading the tip, Discord then snaps his fingers and a sombrero appears on his head, then he said, "ole"
Jasper then facepalm over Discord's trick.
"Mexico, home to Lucha Libre Wrestling, Day of the Dead, and police officers armed with AK-47 assault rifles (seriously they do)", Don said as the Mexican flag and photos of the country are shown.
"Once they land, they must make their way to here at Playa Del Carmen, where the Don Box awaits," Don said as he stands next to the Don Box in Playa Del Carmen.
"Hey taxi," Jasper said as a taxi stopped and The Magical Villains hop into the taxi and head to the airport.
Soon all the other teams got their tips and got into (or soon will get into) cabs. Meanwhile, The Cadets and Dumb and Psychotic were trying to get a cab.
"Taxi," Sanders said but no cabs stopped.
"Hey taxi," Flippy said but no taxis stopped.
"Don't worry Flippy, I got an idea for these taxis to stop for a war hero," MacArthur said to Flippy and then she stepped out onto the street.
"FREEZE," MacArthur shouted as she pulled out her badge and one taxi stopped suddenly, causing a huge pile up for of taxis in the process as Sanders, Flippy, and Lumpy looked on in shock.
"Police, we are commandeering this taxi, maggot," MacArthur said to the taxi driver as she pressed her face against the window.
"Got one," MacArthur said to Sanders as Flippy looked shocked at this situation.
"MacArthur is nuts, I don't know who is a worse cop, her or Lumpy," Flippy said.
"I'm not that bad," Lumpy said to Flippy.
"You arrest two people who didn't commit any crime and you let the two criminals to escape," Flippy said to Lumpy.
"That would explain why I got fired after that incident," Lumpy said.
The confessional switches to The Cadets.
"I gotta admit, these two guys are pretty good. Maybe we should form an alliance with them," MacArthur said.
"You realize that Lumpy has more jobs than anyone in this race and has killed more people as well," Sanders said to MacArthur.
"I don't mind, but with Flippy's army experience, we can make it all the way to the finale," MacArthur said to Sanders.
Meanwhile, The Underground Luchadores were in a cab, heading to the airport.
"No puedo creer que nos estamos dirigiendo a México. La carrera se dirige a nuestro propio terreno. (I can't believe we are heading to Mexico. The race is heading to our home turf.)," Drago said.
"Estos corredores no esperan que seamos tan bien en esta etapa. Pero la lucha libre en México desde hace años nos da más de una ventaja para nosotros porque sabemos que una gran cantidad de lugares en este país. (These racers will not expect us to be so good in this leg. But wrestling in Mexico for years gives us more of an advantage for us because we know a lot of places in this country.)," Fenix said.
"Nuestra predicción, Los Luchadores subterráneos conseguirá por primera vez esta pierna. (Our prediction, The Underground Luchadores will get first this leg.)," Drago said.
Meanwhile, The Fandom Favorites were struggling to get a taxi.
"Taxi," Dawn said but no taxis stopped.
"After what happened yesterday, me and Dawn are acting as one flawless unit. She is so sweet, kind, and gentle, she's sort of a girl for me," Lapis said as Dawn was in the background, trying to get a cab. Oddly enough, Lapis was staring at Dawn's butt.
"Are you looking at my butt," Dawn asked Lapis.
"No," Lapis said to Dawn as Dawn was still getting a cab.
"I'm totally looking at her butt. Such a beautiful ass she has, but she would never go out with me, not after stealing all the water in the world," Lapis said to the camera as Dawn was still getting a cab.
Meanwhile, The Cadets and Dumb and Psychotic got into one taxi with MacArthur driving, along with the taxi driver, Lumpy, and Flippy were sitting in the back seat.
"Do you have a map Sanders," MacArthur asked Sanders, who was searching for a map.
"No luck," Sanders said to MacArthur said.
"I got an idea," MacArthur said as she stopped the taxi.
"Barcelona Airport, directions, NOW," MacArthur said to the now scared taxi driver.
"Relax MacArthur, I have a map that will lead us to the airport," Lumpy said to MacArthur and he unfolded the map, which nearly takes up the entire back of the cab.
"Alright, where do we go," MacArthur asked Lumpy.
"In ten feet, make a left," Lumpy said.
"Got it," MacArthur said and she turned left, driving through a store as Sanders and Flippy were screaming at this dangerous scene of driving.
Meanwhile, The Singers were in another cab and racing to the airport.
"We have been doing good Austin, but we could do better," Ally said to Austin.
"I know, but we have Liv and Maddie in our alliance, with the four of us working together, we could get first in the race," Austin said to Ally.
"You know your right, the four of us are really strong together and we could beat the others in this leg today," Ally said to Austin.
Meanwhile, The Cadets and Dumb and Psychotic had reached the airport with their cab looking like it was destroyed in a demolition derby. Then both teams got out of the cab with Flippy looking terrified.
"Here you go Flippy, we reach the airport. As a officer I want to say, thank you for your service in the army," MacArthur said to Flippy and then she gives him a salute as she and Sanders head into the airport.
Then, Flippy faints from that insane driving.
"I think Flippy enjoyed my driving," MacArthur said.
The confessional switches over to Dumb and Psychotic with Flippy in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.
"I should have died in the war, I should have died in the war," Flippy said as he rocked back and forth.
In the airport, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team was ready to get tickets for their flight.
"Two for Mexico," Murphy said to the clerk and Murphy asked him, "oh and do you offer free upgrades for pro wrestling champions?"
The clerk typed away and sees something.
"Ah yes we do, we offer free upgrades to former and current World Heavyweight champions," the clerk said to Blake and Murphy as Murphy clench his teeth in anger.
"Economy is fine," Murphy said angrily as he clench his teeth.
Minutes later, all the teams have reached the airport and books flights to Mexico.
"All the teams have arrived here at the airport and got flights to Mexico. The first seventeen pairs are on the first flight to Mexico, with the other seventeen pairs are leaving fifty minutes later on flight number two," Don said offscreen as the other seventeen pairs wait at the airport.
Later on, flight number one was in the air carrying The Half Gem and The Swordfighter, The Cadets, Dumb and Psychotic, The Gem Lovers, The Singers, The Twins, The Reality T.V Pros, The Creepypastas, The Underground Luchadores, The Magical Villains, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team, The American Alphas, Husband and Wife, The Crystal Gems, The E.G Lovers, The Monster Battlers, and The Zombie Fighters.
On the plane, Amethyst was relaxing in her seat, while Peridot was watching Camp Pining Hearts on the small t.v that was on the back of a chair in front of her (apparently it was the episode she watched 78 hours straight from the S.U episode, Log Date 7 15 2).
"Oh Percy, you should be with Pierre," Peridot said as she watched the episode and then, The Cadets approach them.
"Camp Pining Hearts, that's a stupid show," MacArthur said.
"How dare you insult Camp Pining Hearts," Peridot said to MacArthur.
"I kind of agree with Peridot, it is a decent show, I think Percy and Paulette make a cute couple," Sanders said.
"No, the most compatible pair is Pierre and Percy as it proves on my chart," Peridot said as she pulled out her new shipping chart.
"Why," Sanders asked.
"It's mostly subtext, well you see there is a moment in this episode," Peridot said and then we get into this long speech about Pierre and Percy.
After minutes of Peridot pointing, tossing papers, and acting like a utter lunatic, she finished her little rant about Pierre and Percy.
"And that's why Pierre and Percy are the most compatible pair in the camp," Peridot said as she turned around to see Amethyst, Sanders, and MacArthur sleeping, while Sapphire was standing beside them.
"Huh," Peridot said as Sapphire gave a thumbs up.
"Rah," Peridot said angrily and rips apart he shipping chart.
"With Peridot arguing about ships, flight number one has managed to land safely in Mexico," Don said offscreen as the first flight lands in Mexico.
Those seventeen pairs race out of the airport and get taxis.
"Hey taxi," Ruby said as she and Sapphire got into a taxi.
"Playa Del Carmen please," Liv said to the taxi as she and Maddie were in the cab.
"Hurry," Jasper said to the their driver in their cab.
Soon all the taxis took off to Playa Del Carmen with those seventeen pairs in them.
About thirty minutes later, the teams were getting close to their destination. Meanwhile, Dumb and Psychotic were talking strategy.
"Do you think we could trust The Cadets," Flippy asked Lumpy.
"I do, they won the first time," Lumpy said and then he asked Flippy, "do you trust them?"
"After that little ride to hell in Spain, I don't," Flippy said.
"Let's just see what happens today," Lumpy said.
Meanwhile, the first team to reach Playa Del Carmen was The Underground Luchadores, who got out of their cab and reach the Don Box.
"Bueno, vamos a ver lo que Don tiene reservado para nosotros. (Okay, let's see what Don has in store for us.)," Drago said as he presses the button and grabs the tip.
"Es un fracaso o reloj, Piñata Party Time. (It's a Botch or Watch, Piñata Party Time.)," Fenix said.
"¿Que tipo de fiesta? (What kind of party?)," Drago asked.
"In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't run with the bulls in Spain must find one of these golden skulls, hidden in one of almost two thousand piñatas," Don said as he walked along Playa Del Carmen, holding a golden skull with the Ridonculous Race logo on it, and in the background were almost two thousand piñatas.
"While most of these piñatas contain candies or other horrible surprises, only thirty-four of them will contain a golden skull," Don said as he stands near a row of piñatas.
"Once they grab their skull from the piñata, it is a mile and a half run," Don said and then we transition to him standing on a chill zone and then Don said, "to this Chill Zone, the last team to arrive, could be saying adios to this race."
"Parece que es mi turno de hacer este reto. (Looks like it is my turn to do this challenge.)," Drago said.
Meanwhile, The Magical Villains, The Half Gem and The Swordfighter, The Gem Lovers, and Dumb and Psychotic reach the Don Box and they grab their tips.
"It's a Botch or Watch, your up Connie," Steven Universe said to Connie.
"Yes," Connie said in a excited mood.
"This challenge is perfect for me, I been training with Pearl on sword fighting so using my skills to whack open those piñatas will be perfect," Connie said.
"Of course, you are Miss Knight," Steven Universe said to Connie.
"I know," Connie said to Steven Universe.
"Piñatas, that should be easy Sapphire," Ruby said to Sapphire and then she turned around to see the thousands of piñatas.
Ruby then gets really angry and starts to burn with anger, literally.
"Uh Ruby, your burning up the sidewalk," Sapphire said to Ruby as she was burning up the sidewalk, and she walked away to the waiting area as Jasper just looked on.
"What a freak," Jasper said and then she hears someone eating something. So she turns around and sees Lumpy in her hair, eating a sandwich.
"What the hell are you doing," Jasper asked Lumpy.
"Nothing," Lumpy answered.
In the confessional was Dumb and Psychotic, Lumpy was busy eating his sandwich.
"Where did you get that thing," Flippy asked Lumpy.
"I found it in Jasper's hair, she keeps a lot of things in that huge hair of hers, food, a taser, even a bicycle," Lumpy said to Flippy.
"I don't even want to know how those things got into her hair," Flippy said.
Discord, Connie, Sapphire, Peridot, Flippy, and Drago head off to complete the Botch or Watch. Meanwhile, Peridot was wondering about that bat.
"Is this a weapon," Peridot asked while holding the bat.
"Yes Peridot, come on we don't want to be eliminated," Amethyst said to Peridot as Peridot begin to swing at piñatas.
"As Peridot is trying to figure out how a bat works, flight number two is almost close to landing in Mexico," Don said offscreen as the second flight was up in the air.
On the second flight was The Fandom Favorites, The Horror Movie Rivals, The Scientists, The 70's Friends, The Nation of Intoxication, The Brothers In Arms, The Dolls, The Secret Agents, The Psychotic Race Car Drivers, The Dimensional Travelers, The Park Guys, The Behavioral Analysis Unit, South Park's Father and Son, The Internet Critics, The Night Time Heroes, The Canterlot High Musicians, and The Deathmatch Kings, readying for whatever they face next.
"Dawn, aren't the clouds beautiful," Lapis asked Dawn.
"Yes they are Lapis," Dawn said to Lapis as Dawn had her hand on top of Lapis' hand as Lapis just blush, knowing that she really likes Dawn.
About twenty minutes later, flight number two lands and those seventeen pairs run out of the plane and got into taxis, in the lead of that group was The Brothers In Arms.
"Alright, we got out of here behind those guys," Dean said.
"Let's hope the other pairs got held up whatever challenge they have in front of them," Roman said.
Meanwhile at the Botch or Watch, The Zombie Fighters, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team, The Cadets, The American Alphas, Husband and Wife, The Singers, The Twins, The Monster Battlers, The Creepypastas, The Reality T.V Pros, and The E.G Lovers have reached the location as well and Chuck, Murphy, Sanders, Chad, Peggy, Liv, Ally, Marco, Jeff The Killer, Justin, and Flash were the ones that had to do the challenge.
Liv and Ally had open the piñatas, but only candy came out of it.
"Shoot, nothing," Liv said.
"We got to keep trying," Ally said.
Meanwhile, Marco opens a piñata and out came needles, but no skull.
"Who in their mind puts needles in this piñata," Marco asked.
Fifty feet behind Marco was Murphy who opened his piñata and all that was in it was candy.
"You got to be kidding me," Murphy said angrily.
"Just keep focus, we still have a really good chance of getting first," Blake said to Murphy.
Meanwhile, Justin was readying his bat, looking to hit the piñata.
"Hitting piñatas won't hurt any part of my body, how would swinging at piñatas hurt me," Justin said.
Justin swings that bat onto the piñata and suddenly, Justin gets knocked thirty feet back, apparently the piñata had a mini airbag inside that knocked Justin back.
"Okay, that hurt my mojo so much," Justin said as he was in pain.
Meanwhile, Connie was using her swordfighting skills to bash open four piñatas in a four second span, but there was no skulls inside them.
"Seriously, how come none of those piñatas have skulls in them," Connie said.
Then, The Horror Movie Rivals, The Brothers In Arms, The Fandom Favorites, The Deathmatch Kings, and The Nation of Intoxication reach Playa Del Carmen and grab their tips. It was Freddy, Roman, Dawn, MASADA, and Devon doing the Botch or Watch.
"Again, worst thing to happen to us, this challenge is meant for Jason, he uses that machete every day to hack people up. But I have to do it, I mean how bad can it be," Freddy said.
Dawn had try to open up the piñata, but she was having a hard time as Lapis was watching her partner.
"Oh boy," Lapis said.
"Hey, how is my beach summer fun buddy doing," Steven Universe asked Lapis.
"I'm doing fine, even though we might end up in last place if this keeps up," Lapis said to Steven Universe.
"So, how is Dawn," Steven Universe asked Lapis.
"She is kind, sweet, and she is mysterious," Lapis said.
"You like her, don't you," Steven Universe said to Lapis.
"Well as a friend I like her, but I'm not sure as a romantic partner," Lapis said.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you two will be together," Steven Universe said to Lapis.
Meanwhile, Connie notices Dawn was having a hard time with the challenge, so Connie decides to help her.
"Hey Dawn, do you need any help," Connie asked Dawn.
"Sure, Steven said your a Swordfighter, I want to see if it is true," Dawn said to Connie.
Connie then moves Dawn's left foot forward, then she move Dawn's right foot back, then she raises Dawn's left arm up. Dawn then sees Connie swings at a piñata, but nothing came out.
Dawn then swings at her piñata and again, no skull came out.
"No skulls," Dawn said.
"Come on, let's try another piñata," Connie said to Dawn as they walk to another piñata.
A few moments later, The Scientists, The 70's Friends, The Dolls, The Dimensional Travelers, and The Night Time Heroes reach Playa Del Carmen and grab their tips. It was Sheldon, Steven Hyde, Chucky, Morty, and Batman that had to do the Botch or Watch.
"Man, that is one God ugly piñata," Chucky said as he looked at a piñata that looked like Malachite.
"Come on Chucky, start swinging that bat," Tiffany said to Chucky.
"Alright, I will," Chucky said as he bash open the piñata, but inside the piñata was these small gem crystals.
So when no one was looking, Chucky picks up a crystal and hides it up his sleeve.
Meanwhile, Chuck bash open another piñata and nothing came out of it.
"Damn it," Chuck said.
"Last leg we finished third, this leg we want to get first," Chuck said.
"We want to make sure we play fair in this race, we don't want to cheat," Frank said.
"Cheaters never win, just like those two assholes, Blake and Murphy," Chuck said.
Meanwhile, Flippy opens up the piñata and he got blasted with smoke, Flippy then started to cough from that move.
Then, The Psychotic Race Car Drivers, The B.A.U, The Secret Agents, The Park Guys, The Internet Critics, The Canterlot High Musicians, and South Park's Father and Son reach Playa Del Carmen and grab their tips. It was Max, Spencer, Ethan, Mordecai, Angry Video Game Nerd, Octavia, and Stan that have to do the Botch or Watch.
About twenty feet away, Devon had bashed open a piñata and there was nothing inside.
"What the f**k, where's the skull," Devon said until Octavia notices something on Devon's head.
"Devon, don't move," Octavia said to Devon as a tarantula was crawling on Devon's head.
Octavia then swings the bat and hits Devon right on the head with it, but the tarantula moves out of the way.
"Ouch, what the hell was that for," Devon asked Octavia.
"There was a spider on your head," Octavia said to Devon.
"Well now I have a freaking concussion," Devon said as Octavia left and then the tarantula crawls back to the top of his head and sinks its fangs into the top of Devon's skull.
"OW," Devon screamed as feels the fangs digging into his skull.
"I told him that a spider was on his head, but did he listen, no," Octavia said.
The confessional switches over to The Nation of Intoxication with Devon holding a can of cold beer on his skull.
"So how does it feel getting bitten by that tarantula," Danny asked Devon.
"I can tell you, it feels like two thumbtacks being driven forcefully into your head," Devon said to Danny.
A few moments later, Flippy recovers from that smokey attack to see Sanders ready to smash a piñata.
"Come on Sanders, smash those piñatas to bits," MacArthur said to Sanders.
"I'm going to," Sanders said to MacArthur and she swings the bat, breaking the piñata in half.
Suddenly, these pop rocks spill out and they start popping on the ground. Unfortunately, Flippy heard this and drops his bat. For Flippy, the sound of popping candy was like the sound of bullets he heard when he was in the war.
Flippy then makes these scared sounds and then his teeth went from buck tooth to incredibly sharp like a shark, Flippy's eyes go from black Pac-Man like eyes to full yellowish green eyes with a dot in the middle, and also his voice went from high pitch to low and angry.
Then, Flippy started to growl in anger, knowing that he wasn't Flippy anymore. He was now Fliqpy, and he was ready to massacre anyone in his way.
To be continued...
Well everyone, those racers are about to see Flippy's dark side for the first time. If you don't know who Fliqpy is, then go to YouTube and look up Happy Tree Friends, then you'll know who I'm talking about.
Anyway, stay tuned because next chapter another team may be eliminated.