Smash Skits
Note: I do not own the Smash Brothers series or any characters from it. However, I do own this fic, and FINALLY my own copy of the game! Of that, I am happy at last!
Another smash idea from Fire Emblem MewMew! ...What was I thinking with that pun?
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(Chapter 10: Tea Party)
None of the guys knew about this secret alcove leading to an always sunny, always beautiful-looking flower garden behind the Mansion. First cultivated by a joint effort of the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the Psychic Pokemon Mewtwo, this was intended to be a safe haven for Smashers/Brawlers who wanted to get away from it all. However, when they thought about how rowdy some of the guys would act (Bowser & Captain Falcon, for starters), alongside the fact that Mewtwo wasn't going to be around anymore, the Psychic Pokemon set up a Psychic barrier that allowed only the women of Brawl to come through here, while appearing invisible to the men.
Peach always thanked Mewtwo for this small gift to the girls.
In the courtyard of this hideaway, four guests were partaking some much appreciated R&R, at a set-up table with teapots, tea cups, tiny little plates, lacy doilies, and just to let their silly side out, they wore large, puffy hats that would make women of the 19th century gasp at the size of them.
"Okay, girls, I'm so glad you could find the time to come out here." Peach said delightfully.
Zelda nodded. "This is a healthy-looking vista. God, I want to just get away from Link, Ganon, and that Hanenbow location. It drives me nuts!"
"Puff jiggly jig!" Jigglypuff added, its flower-tipped hat swaying with its movements. "Jigg pu puff jig jiggly pu puff!"
"Oh my! Really?" The Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom giggled. "Well that's strange news to hear, indeed."
"Yes."
"Puff."
"What am I supposed to do again?" The fourth girl, Samus in her Zero Suit, with her own large, puffy hat, asked, obviously unenthused.
"Samus dearie, you don't have to do anything! It's a tea party!" Peach explained, while pouring a cup for the bounty hunter. "No need for you to get all stern and serious here."
"With all due respect, Peach," Samus bluntly stated, while accepting the cup. "I don't DO girly and giggly either."
"You act as if you never had a tea party before..." Peach said. When Samus looked confused at her and didn't say a thing, the Princess was shocked. "You never had a tea party before?"
"Tea parties were nonsensical to the Chozo, and I agree with them." She stated simply.
"This is the kind of thing that girls always do though, Samus." Zelda said.
"Well, excuse me, but I was not given the chance to act like normal girls." She coldly countered. She took a sip, and could only look into the contents of the cup. "Admittedly, this is good."
"Well, of course dearie." Peach said happily. "Now who should we start talking smack behind their backs first?"
Samus's brow perked at the hearing of this. "I'll go." Zelda spoke up. "I just can't STAND the way Link keeps arguing with people. Especially more so with Young Lin-- I mean, Toon Link. He was already bad enough picking fights with him in Melee, and now it seems to have worsened since Brawl."
"They inadvertently ruined my flower garden!" Peach pouted.
"Was that why Falcon was crawling his way to the infirmary that day?" Samus asked. With Peach's nod, she smiled. "Ah, good work then, Princess. And pass me a cookie."
"And what's with Meta Knight, anyway?" Peach added. "Is it true that he added some fasteners to his mask to keep it from falling off during a fight because he's so ashamed of his face?"
"I saw him do that, once." Zelda spoke up again. "I wanted to investigate, so I became Sheik, snuck in without him knowing, and, wouldn't you know it, under that mask, he looks like Kirby!"
"Really?" Samus's brow perked higher.
"Yeah! He's basically a Kirby who sounds so deep and masculine, I just wanted to drop down and hug him because he was so cute-looking!" The Hylian Princess squealed.
"Huh..." The bounty hunter took another sip. "And I always thought he was a Bob-omb with a sword and no fuse."
"Puff ji jiig jiggly pu jig pu puff jig jiggly jig?" The Pokemon grabbed its teacup and sipped. "Jiggly puff pu pu jig jig puff!"
"Oh, no doubt about it!"
"Indeed."
"Very intriguing... I've never thought about life that way..." Samus mused. "I wonder why Nana isn't here too."
"It was tricky, but I did manage to seperate the both of them one day through a favor I owed Ike." Peach said. The bounty hunter snickered at this. "Oh, Samus, grow up. Anyway, I did ask Nana to join us, but she really doesn't like being seperated from Popo at any time, it seems."
"Hmm, so that's how strong their blood bond is." Zelda mused. "Now that's what I call a pair of inseperable twins."
"Twins?" Samus objected. "Are you sure their twins?"
"What else would they be, Samus?"
"Oh, I see!" Peach exclaimed, acting all lovey-dovey. "They're both blood-bound lovers, who can complete any hurdle sicked at them, because they are and always WILL BE forever there for each other!"
"That matches my thoughts on them more, hun, except for the overly-romantic crap." Samus pointed out.
"That's SICK!" Zelda voiced with disgust. "They're not lovers, girls!"
"Yeah, but have you really SEEN the way the both of them act with each other and around each other?" The bounty hunter threw out again. "Sibling-wise, that's TOO close. It's an attachment that's NOT familial, and where's my damn cookie? I asked for it a couple of minutes ago!"
And thus, from a topical standstill of ambiguous results, as well as an angry Jigglypuff sizing up the ladies in more ways than one, ends the first meeting of the 'Mansion Girls Tea Time Soiree.'
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