Number NINE!
Disclamier: NO!
Number 9: Lightening Car
Lithuania: "In Quebec City, Quebec, strange lights and buzzing noises have attracted citizens from their houses. They find, a static car?"
Bangladesh: "Okay, first you got a car that has purple electric rods shooting all over the place at an English Wendys', and now, we've got a car that's entirely engulfed in lightening. Which is dumber?"
Lithuania: "When smoke comes from the car, the citizens run in case of an explosion. "
Canada: *Looks closely in the screen* "Hey! Isn't that Mark's[1] car?"
Lithuania: "It was lucky the people ran. After five minutes…"
BOOOOOM!
Sealand: "Oh. My. God.
Seychelles: " Holy- First there's all the people running, AHHHHH, then…BOOOOOOOOOM! The sound of houses being ripped to smithereens. It was a mini atomic bomb!"
Bangladesh: "That thing blew up like the time Hong Kong launched 100 firecrackers, and fireworks that the same!"
Algeria: "0.0… It looked like Russia had just blown up Warsaw!"
Russia: *Laughs*
Lithuania: "Mark had been drunk (of course) and been slaming into electricity poles."
Lalan: "How drunk do you have to be to smash into every elec- you know what? This is one example of why you should NEVER drink my beer. You get drunk instantly, most people can't handle it!" *Glares at several nations and non-nations*
Lithuania: "Despite the great damage to houses and cars…no one was hurt in the explosion. Mark is arrested two days later."
America: "My bro needs to control his cities, territories, and provinces. There going to end up-I'm not even gonna say it."
[1] Mark is Quebec city