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"…so now that I've met your mother, am I officially your boyfriend?"
I smiled and looked up at the most perfect person, the person that I had met almost an hour ago and had completely fallen head over heals in love with, the person I that made me feel like anything and everything was possible, mainly because as ludicrous as it sounded he was. My vampire boyfriend, my perfect vampire boyfriend. I liked the sound of that. "Not until I meet your family, but we can be it will be our little secret." I got up on my tip toes and wrapped my arms around his neck to help me up and kissed his nose. He chuckled, I giggled like a five year old, and my mom coughed.
"Well, then," my mother started as I unwrapped my self from Jasper's neck and into the more appropriate, but equally as wonderful, position of standing directly in front of Jasper with his arms wrapped around my waist and his head on top of mine. "looks like your baby sister did a number on your car. I called her after you called me and she admitted to doing it but I think she said something along the lines of, "She just doesn't understand mom. I know she thinks I need protecting, but I don't I love him and he loves me. I'm sorry and I'll pay for her car to be fixed." but I some how get the feeling you understand now…I have to get back to work, I'll be home at seven, deadline for Teen Vogue, and its five thirty now…Nice to meet you Jasper." She nodded in his direction. "See you later honey."
"Bye mom!" I waved as she walked out of the kitchen. We stood there unmoving until we were sure she was gone and hadn't forgotten anything. When I was sure I spun around so I was facing him. "Why hello there wonderful."
"Hi." he kissed me again, I liked it, again. "You need to come with me and meet my family, hop up." I obeyed and launched my self bridal style into his arms and off we went. Me giggling and watching his face as he ran the entire way.
It felt like a minute had gone by when we got there. He spun me around before setting me down, so I couldn't see the house. "Rude much? I wanna see it!" I went to lean over his shoulder to see it but he was in front of me with his hands over my eyes before I could see anything. "Stupid vampire powers…" I grumbled and he laughed louder than I had ever heard.
"Hey Jazz! Who is that, they smell nice, no Ed I'm not going to eat them, or umm her." I barely heard a deep bass voice from somewhere inside the house.
"Hey, the human can hear you! I may not be able to see you but I CAN HEAR YOU!" I heard the same voice, boom in laughter which made me laugh in turn. "Emmett?" I asked Jasper, he still had his hand over my eyes.
I felt the air move around me. "Got it one human girl. Aww come on Jazz let her see!" I laughed.
"The human girl has a name and its Rachel. And thank you for vouching for my sight, I knew there was a reason you were my favorite…" I smiled bracing my self for sight and Jasper's sarcastic remark.
"Hey, you told me you were Team Jasper!" He said as he removed his hand from eyes.
"Yeah, but Emmet has his…whoa!" I managed to move my eyes from Jasper's face and to the alabaster white version of "The Hulk" standing next to him; a very cute version of the aforementioned super hero. "Wow, you were right Jazz Stephanie did get a lot wrong. Your HUGE!" Emmett laughed in his deep rumbling bass voice again.
"You noticed, I'm proud! Lets get everyone else out here…Ed, Bells, Alice, Nessie, Esme, Carlisle! We have a very funny guest! Seriously guys this one might be funnier than Bells when she was human." He pivoted when he called out the last part, and I saw the house.
It was two floors high, off white with black stone details interspersed. The very bottom of the house had black tiling in a strange swirling pattern that made it look like black flames were lapping at the bottom of the house. I barely had anytime to really notice anything else when, the most gorgeous man I had ever seen came out of the house, he was blonde so I assumed Carlisle, and right behind him was a woman that automatically made me think "Snow White" except with longer hair.
The blonde man ran up to me faster than I could understand, and offered me his hand. "Hello there Rachel, I'm Carlisle." I shook his hand and nodded. The description that Stephanie had written about Carlisle looking like "Zeus' better looking younger brother" was totally apt.
The woman, whom I was now 100% sure was Esme, ran up and hugged me. Yep, definitely Esme. "As you've probably guessed I'm Esme." I smiled and nodded.
Then a girl about my height came up from behind her and just looked me up and down and then smiled and offered me her hand. "I'm Renesmee." I shook her hand and smiled and whispered "hi."
Then a short vampire with spiky black hair came bounding up to me a huge smile broke out across my face. "Alice!" I called everyone laughed, including Jasper who was currently playing with my hair.
"Hi Rachel!" she hugged me and I embraced her as well. "I like you," she said. "Don't worry, you'll fit in fine! We're just a bunch of weirdos that no one knows exist!" I burst out in hysterical giggles, making everyone else laugh.
Then the most obviously beautiful woman out of the four of us appeared, and I gasped. Her hair was about waist long and bone straight, and the color of ravens feathers. "Hi. I'm Bella, as you've probably already guessed…" We both looked at our feet making the same expression, I know I was blushing, and I'm sure if she could have she would have.
I heard another bass voice laugh from just a little behind Bella, I knew immediately who it was. Holy shit its Edward freaking Cullen! I screamed in my head. He laughed full out now, and I then realized that my thoughts were no longer safe. Awww shit. I forgot, more annoying vampire powers! Edward was rolling on the ground now. Which was amusing me greatly along with everyone else. He finally composed himself and got off the ground still chuckling.
"You're right Em, she is funny!" He was walking straight for me which was suddenly scared me witless, without a seconds hesitation I started thinking, please don't eat me, please don't eat me! A smile tugged on his lips.
"Stupid vampire powers." I grumbled for the third time that day. Everyone laughed then.
Edward stuck out his hand and began to speak. "Hello, I'm Edward Cullen, and no Rachel I wont eat you I promise."