Hey hey hey! Dunno how long it's been since my last upload but here's another chapter. So yeah. Enjoy!
X. Back To Normal
"I think we have it!" Chimed Pepper. "All systems go, we can coalesce the Natashas back to the original."
"Awesome!" Cheered Tony. "Can I name it? I dub thee Acala!"
"Wasn't Acala the name of your other Hulkbuster?" Asked Rhody and Pepper.
"Don't question the genius!"
"Two out of four of the Natashas would be willing to come in this room in first command," pointed out Sam. "Natasha Obsessed and Natasha Hungry won't come easily."
"Good point..." Tony pondered over this. "My genius mind will come up with an idea."
"Not with my super duper idea!" Shouted Bruce. "It's called tricking. We know Natasha Obsessed is-well, obsessed with Barnes and Barton. So we tell her they're in here. And then we tell Natasha Hungry they're a gold mine of food in here!"
"What about Natasha Kick-Ass and Natasha the Girl?" Asked Scott.
"Those should come easily."
"Alright then." Rhody clapped his hands. "Let's do this, man!"
"One more question," Tony said. "Once the Natashaa are in here how do we keep them in? Romanoff's agility is part of her and according to Vision via Pietro, Natasha Hungry took him down with agility so she could get to the fridge."
The tech group exchange glances. "We could use War Machine and Iron Man," suggested Rhody.
"We could offer them what they want," said Pepper.
"We could use my ants to trap them in!" Cried Scott.
"Or the Other Guy," shrugged Bruce.
"I think we should use them all," Sam cut in. "I will activate the cannon and the rest of you make sure no Natashas leave."
"Or I'll just trap them with my nets," said Hawkeye. He, Jane and the Winter Soldier were standing at the doorway.
"They don't like shoe shopping," sighed Jane.
"Whatcha' talkin' 'bout?" The Winter Soldier said mockingly. Pepper lost the nose goes and ended up telling the trio everything.
"Hehehe sounds like fun!" Squawked Clint. "Okay guys, here's the plan…"
"Make it quick," Tony butted in. "Because I only have six minutes before Natasha Kick-Ass comes and kicks my ass."
Clint carefully pushed open the door and peeked in, Bucky trying to see over him. Natasha 2 was still ranting on about wedding plans and Thor was almost asleep.
"Alright, you go in," whispered Clint.
"Me? No way! It was your idea!" Hissed Bucky.
"Yeah? Well according to Wikipedia you're her love interest and I'm her best friend!" Without warning Clint shoved Bucky into the room. The Winter Soldier flew forward and landed on his face. Natasha 2 and Thor jerked their head to look at him.
"BUCKY!" Screeched Natasha Obsessed. She ran over and hugged him and kissed him.
Bucky took a deep breath to scream. Then he remembered what he agreed on and sighed. "Err, Natasha," he started slowly. "I want to show you something."
Natasha gave a fangirl squeal. "Yes?!"
"Come with me." Thor blinked in confusion as Bucky reluctantly lead the excited Natasha away.
Meanwhile at the same time, Natasha 1 and Natasha the Girl were easy to convince. Natasha 4 went eagerly, clinging onto Wanda's hand and skipping down the halls while Natasha Kick-Ass and Steve had a race.
As for Natasha 3, Tony shouted "Natasha! I have the yummiest treat for you ever! Pepper Potts' Famous Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cake!"
Natasha Hungry dropped the cheeseburger and ran to him. "Where where?"
"Dad! What the Thanos are you doing?" Screeched Vision.
"Genius things. Come on, son."
The four Natashas were in the room. They were doing their usual things. Or at least the traits that had been split into the Natashas.
"Why are we here?"
"Where's my food?!"
"...and then I was thinking about the ring. I hope you get something that isn't out of a vending machie..."
"You guys better not be messing up my hair!"
"I WANT THAT CAKE!"
"Alright! Alright! Natashas, gather 'round!" Shouted Rhody. The four Natashas shut up. "Stand in a designated square." 3/4 Natashas allowed themselves to be directed to the duct tape squares Sam and Scott had marked out. Natasha 2 kept hugging Bucky, who was squirming and trying to get away. "Err, Natasha with the Bucky, you have to let your Bucky go."said Rhody.
"No!" Snapped Natasha 2. Bucky's eyes widened as she tightened her hold on him.
"Natasha, let me go. I'll be reunited with you in a minute," Bucky whispered. He hoped it wouldn't be true. She let him go and he gasped for air.
"Okay. That's awesome!" Encouraged Rhody. "Stay right there and we'll get you all a surprise." He hopped off the chair and ran out of the room. The minute he was out of the way, Scott pressed buttons on the cannon while Bruce aimed. Tony and Pepper calibrated the blast power and Sam got ready to fire.
"Now!" Shouted Tony. Sam pressed the giant red button and the Natashas were hit by a laser.
When the smoke cleared, the Old and New Avengers and Bucky looked at the sight. There was one Natasha. "Did we do it?" Asked Thor.
"No idea," muttered Scott.
Natasha looked at herself. Then she glanced at the clock. "You're one minute late!" She scolded and knocked Tony over.
"Heeeelllllpppp!" Screamed the billionaire.
"Well I know we can safely say Natasha is back to normal!" Chimed Clint. "And we know the many sides of her too."
"Hehe, we also know her deepest secrets," Bruce snickered. "Who knew she was deeply in love with the Winter Soldier? Dot dot capital D!" Bucky roared and knocked over Bruce who changed to the Hulk. Then he chased Bucky around the tower while Natasha continued 'punishing' Tony.
Lol Bruce and his Dot Dot capital D ( :D for anyone who can't visualize that).
Only 11 more chapters to go! Wait, did I say 11? hehehe I meant 11-1+6÷2÷4×0+1 chapters left.
Sorry, I like math.
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