AN: Hello peoples! This is chapter 10! Double digits! Finally! Yeah! This is more Alice revenge. She is very evil in this chapter... I want to dedicate this chapter to XxCiaraxX for giving me all the ideas. It was fun just to read them in your review! Hope you like her ideas! I am also writing a one-shot with her. I will tell you the name when we have decided what to call it. Hope you enjoy the new chapter! Tell me if you like it!
Disclaimer: The person who wrote Twilight (Stephenie Meyer) isn't this evil...
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Leave out All the Rest- Chapter 10- Extreme Shark Diving
Previously...
"Great, your finished" I said. "I thought you'd never stop. Oh, and before I go, like I said, this is only the beginning. Get ready for alot of evil pixie dust." With that I left the shocked boys behind.
Edward's Point Of View
Oh no! Alice revenge is the worst kind of revenge! It has been a week since her last stunt. My rash had finally gone away. Emmett and I are getting really scared. She hasn't done anything. This isn't normal.
Emmett and I where lieing down on our beds, listening to music, when Alice barged in.
"I know what we're going to do today!" she squealed. "Get your wallets ready boys. We're going shopping and your paying!" Emmett and I groaned but immeadetly shut up when Alice shot daggers at us. She really is scary...
"Get off your lazy asses!" she yelled. "You are coming whether you like it or not! Now move!" We jumped up and shooed her out while we got changed. I got my wallet out which was stashed with cash.
"How much do you have?" Emmett asked.
"Over one thousand" I replied. "You?"
"Over ten dollars just about."
"Only ten dollars! How are you supposed to get her anything!"
"I'm not. That's why you have lots of money. Le duh!" I sighed and left the room. Alice was standing in the living room, talking to someone over the phone.
"Bella!" Alice groaned. "You have to come. You can't leave me with them!...I don't care what Gina says. This is an emergency...Yes an emergency...Bella!...Please!...Pretty please with sugar on top...Emmett and Edward want you to come too...They do!...I swear!...Oh come on!...Your coming. That's final. Even if I have to drag you by your hair...Fine! I'll hold you to it. Don't forget that...Evil pixie out. Bye!"
"What is wrong?"I asked.
"Bella can't come" Alice moaned. "Gina wants her to stay at home and rest after hurting her ankle. I know, so unfair! Where's Emmett?"
"Getting ready. He'll be down in a minute. Which shopping centre are we going to?"
"Seattle. It has the biggest one. Now, go get the car started since your learning to drive. We're taking the Mercedes. And do it quickly!" I could tell that she was in a bad mood now that Bella couldn't come. I ran to the garage and started the car. I like the Mercedes but I rather Volvo's. I want to get one of them when I get my driver's license. Alice thinks that I'm already obsessed with them cars. Yeah right. I'll never become obsessed with Volvo's.
Alice came into the garage, dragging Emmett by the ear. He was yelping in pain. Alice sat in the front beside Emmett who had taken his place behind the wheel. I was left in the backseat.
The car journey was long and silent if you didn't count Emmett singing 'School's Out' by Alice Cooper. He is horrible at singing it so I tuned him out.
We eventually arrived. Alice was squealing like a manic and was bouncing up and down in her seat. She was going at super sonic speed so you could only barely see her. She ran out of the car as soon as it stopped.
"Let's go!" she squealed. She grabbed our hands and dragged us into the centre. It was packed. She ran around looking at shop's window's and then deciding if she should go in or not.
After two hours of vigirious Alice shopping she suddenly stopped.
"Wait here" she ordered as she ran off. How can she run in them heels?
She returned ten minutes later.
"Let's go" she said, pulling us along. She stopped infront of a 'Extreme Shark Diving' stand. She walked up to the counter where a teenage boy sat.
"Hello!" she beamed. "I'm here for the Edward and Emmett Cullen appointment." We both looked at her in shock. She turned to us.
"Guess what?" she squealed. " I signed both of you up for extreme shark diving. This will be so much fun! And that isn't even the best part! There's no cage!"
"AHHHHHH!" Emmett and I screamed in unison. I didn't want to die! I was too young! I still had my whole life ahead of me! Emmett looked as if he was thinking the same thing.
Before we could do anything, Alice pushed us into the changing rooms to get changed. This was not going to be fun...
Emmett's Point Of View
Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Everything hurts! I am so going to kill Alice when I can move again. She did this to me! Them sharks where almost as evil as her! Almost!
I am now lieing in a frickin' hospital bed, trying to recover from them sharks. They where scary...
Edward was lieing in the hospital bed beside me. We both felt the pain...
Alice came dancing passed me and sat down on the chair at the end of the room. I tried to glare at her but it hurt to much... I was lucky them expert men where there. Otherwise I would be shark bait...
Dad and Mom came in at stood at the end of my bed.
"Emmett Cullen!" Mom yelled. "How could you be so reckless and sign up for shark diving! Extreme shark diving! Even worse! How could you be so stupid?!" Oh, so that was Alice's fairytale story. I would tell them the truth if it wasn't for the fact that Alice would just plan more revenge. I lay on my bed and listened to Mom rant on about some safety crap. It was boring but I need to live. Who cares about Edward? I don't. He dosen't matter. I do. I'm too young to die!
Mom eventually finished. Her and Dad left to go and get something to eat. I turned my attention towards Alice.
"That was low Alice" I said. "Real low. I could of died! What would you had done without me? And Eddie too! What would you do without us? You wouldn't have any brother's!"
"Mom is still young" she said with a shrug. "She can have more." I tried to glare but it hurt...again.
"We will get you for this."
"This is only the start of revenge." She was grinning evily.
I was about to speak when someone came in.
"Hi boys." It was Gina. Bella was with her too. "What did you do this time Alice? May I add this is the evilest one yet. They have never ended up in hospital after your revenge!"
"Actually" I spoke up. "Eddie here did once." Edward was trying to glare at me put he had the same problem as me.
"How?"
"Alice tackled him once after he teased her for being a miget. He broke one of his ribs! The amount of remarks I can come up with when someone gets beat up by a girl is incredible. I have a book at home with them all in it." I had so much fun teasing Eddie for that! It was hiwawious...
Gina laughed." I never knew you where that much of a softy Eddie. Beat up by Alice? Your almost twice her size!" Everyone by this stage was laughing at Eddie. He was as red as a tomato!
"Hey!" he exclaimed. "Stop it! She is way stronger than you think..." That just made us laugh harder. I was hurting all over but I couldn't stop. It was just so funny!
Mom and Dad came in to find us all laughing at Eddie. Gina was rolling around on the floor laughing, Bella and Alice were clutching each other and I was almost falling off the bed.
"What's going on?" Dad asked, looking at us with a worried expression.
"Nothing" I said. He just let it go.
"Well, Emmett and Edward, you can come home with us if you like. They would prefer if you went home Emmett. You know, away from the nurses."
"Sure. Whateva. Em, how do I get up with all these thingys on my arms?"
Dad laughed at my brillant choice of words. "I'll do it for you now. I'll get a nurse to come and help you Edward." I felt annoyed. How come he got a nurse to come and help? Oh yeah. Because he didn't break all the nurses hearts.
With that Dad started to take all them things off my arms.
Alice's Point Of View
I was planning the next stage of revenge. The 'Extreme Shark Diving' was just the beginning. I am all set with all the ideas. I just don't know which one to do next. I scrolled through the list in my head before deciding.
Perfect for the next stage! All I need is a shower, lots of disks, a laptop, the entire student body and them two crap singers I call my 'brothers'( I secretly think we're not related. I mean I'm fantabulous and they are so...not). This next stage should be fun!
AN: Ooooohhhhh! What does she have planned? Well, you will find out in the next chapter. The idea is also one Ciara gave me. Her brain is almost as evil as mine (for your information Sparko, yes I do have a brain. It's just filled with so much random stuff that it dosen't have any room left for important things). I hope you liked her revenge. Alice is very evil... Pwease review! I beg of you! Pwease, pwease, pwease! I want to know what people think! I want to reach the goal of 30 review's! Please be one of them thirty! It would mean alot to me and the evil hamsters (they say hi!)!
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