Author's Note:This is the first reviewer's Choice story so Enjoy...
Dear Diary
The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in the woods behind my house.
I was eating a sardine sandwich when I realized that there was a bad smell somewhere. You have probably had that experience before. I felt wonderful, and I knew that soon I would have to paint my toenails.
My friend Wally had called me the previous day, and told me all about Superboy's problem with Wolf and that he was acting strangely,
and I was a little worried about him. Then, all of a sudden, I saw off in the distance what I realized was the thing that I most feared,a rabid skunk and right then I broke wind! I remembered what the secret voice in my armpit had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not throw up all over my sandwich. Very calmly, I ate another bite of my sandwich and realized I looked ridiculous.
Before I knew it, my arms were stuck to my chest, and I discovered that I needed to lose a few the skunk was starting to aproch my with more speed I quickly started to run away from the area. Then Relizing the situation was pointless not to mention rediculous I stopped that point I relized I was lost,looking up into the trees i became inchanted with with a robin so similer to me in the trees.
Put into a deep spell by his beady eyes I started to flap my arms...no my WINGS I could fly faster faster I went then suddenly I was falling then Blackness.
When I came to i was in my bed and Bruce stll in his batman costume was sitting in a chair looking at me questionly.
Robin"what..why are you looking at me like that what happpened?"
Bruce."You ate one of Megan's new recipies."
Robin."You meen her brownies? what does that have to do with anything."
Bruce."They were special."
Robin:*relization dawns on him*oh...what did I do all I remember is thinking I'm a bird."
Bruce:"I was on chasing riddler..you came out of nowhere and You fell of a cliff...on my head...and riddler got away."
Robin:"...we really should moneter what recipies Megann uses."
Bruce:"Yep"
So you see Diary, I really learned something "Never try Megan's NEW recipies before checking them first", and I decided I had to tell you all about it.
Signed: Robin
This short skit is dedicated to DanelleStephton
Who asked for this...
DanelleStephton:HOW BOUT ROBIN THINKNG HE'S A REAL BIRD AND HE FLIES AWAY AND IN THE END HE FALLS DOWN A CLIFF AND LANDS ON BATMAN'S HEAD! !
There your wish has been granted :) Hope you liked it~M