Facts of Life

by Yazoo - Pirate Lord of Jamaica

Fact No. 1: Life in the Organization is full of facts that must be remembered. Fact No. 2: These facts are never remembered. Fact No. 3: Failure to remember these facts results in total humorous chaos. ::Reviews are totally wanted::

10. Fact 374

Fact #374: When Luxord breaks into Xemnas's vodka cellar, bad things happen.

--X--

Marluxia sat in his room, typing away on his blue iMac computer to Xemnas, Zexion, and Saïx in an AIM chatroom.

---

Mr.NewBooty(4:48PM): did j00 get the memo from Xigbar?

PenguinEater(4:49PM): memo about wat

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(4:50PM): apparently Luxord got hold of some strong vodka and is now running around the castle like a drunken idiot.

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(4:51PM): oh really? what has the drunk Brit done so far?

Mr.NewBooty(4:52PM): he pissed on my book

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(4:53PM): LMAO

PenguinEater(4:54PM): LAWLZ. sucks to be you, Zexion

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(4:55PM): lolz, poor you. where's numbah X now?

Mr.NewBooty(4:56PM): he should be on your floor, Marly

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(4:57PM): wonderful --; brb, someone's knocking on my door

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(4:58PM): probably Luxord coming to rape one of your flowers

PenguinEater(4:59PM): lawlz

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(5:00PM): stfu.

---

Marluxia turned in his cushioned swiveling chair to face the door in time to see an obviously incredibly drunk Luxord jump into the middle of the Graceful Assassin's room. The Gambler of Fate was jumping around in a circle, his arms and upper torso thrusting back and forth.

"Oontz, oontz, oontz, oontz, oontz!" the gambler said repeatedly, jumping all around the room. After five minutes, Luxord had "oontz" his way around the large room and was now "oontz"-ing his way out the door. Marluxia now sat in an empty room, sitting in stunned silence until the sound of an incoming Instant Message jarred him out of his stupor.

---

PenguinEater(5:06PM): I think Luxord decided to rape marly instead.

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(5:07PM): XD XD XD XD XD

Mr.NewBooty(5:08PM): you guys are horrible.

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(5:09PM): im right here, you tards TT

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(5:10PM): well, what happened?

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(5:11PM): h did this little 'oontz' thing around my room and then left.

Mr.NewBooty(5:11PM): he's gonna pee on something, he did the same thing to me…

KUR4M4-15-M4H-H0M13(5:12PM):…LUXORD!

Mr.NewBooty(5:17PM): should we tell him we were only joking?

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(5:18PM): no. it was my vodka that luxord took, and that cost 6000 munny from Port Royal. I want that bastard to PAY.

PenguinEater(5:19PM) i can hear no.X screaming like a girl, and I'm on the seventh floor

--20 minutes later…--

Mr.NewBooty(5:29PM): okay, I just saw luxord in a frilly pink dress covered in badly applied makeup hanging from vines on the ceiling.

PenguinEater(5:30PM): oh snap

XemnasIsCoolerThanYou(5:31PM): that'll do, Marluxia, that'll do.