A/N: I'm beginning to write original fiction once again. I'm doing a short stories for English class for extra credit. I want an "A", but not an "A-". I am going to post them on If you like I would get you the address. Don't worry this extra writing will not interfere with this fanfiction, and you will still see once a week Dear Abby. I wanted to write a few letter from last week, but today is only Tuesday. Well my Dynasty Warriors user manuals are a hit, so check them out. Also someone wants me to do more. I did someone from Wu and Shu, now someone from Wei, but who? What I have in mind is Cao Cao, Xiahou Dun, or Zhang Liao, truly all three of these men have jokes that I could use toward them. I loved this week's episode, because there is sooo much to work with. I wished that I recorded that episode, oh well I can always use the Internet for more information. Last night I wrote many notes about the episode. Hey I think I'm going to do that from now on. This week's episode just confused me with the relationships. I might need to write a bonus this week's edition for celebration of...a long weekend!

Dear Abby,

I think that I'm in love with one of my friends. He's very funny, and is a good navigator. I had these feelings for a while now, but also I like another one of my friends. I knew both of these boys for a while now. First they were my friends, and now I have "love" feelings for both of them. My first crush is a very talented naive bender, and the second crush is a comedic navigator who has no talents. I think my other friend likes my first crush, but I'm not sure. I'm just so stuck between these two men. I need help Abby.

Stuck between two

Dear Stuck,

Many people go through this in their lives when they are in love with more than one person. My advice is to write down everything good about your crushes on one sheet of paper, and everything bad about your crushes on another sheet of paper. That should really help to make you decide who you want to date. Another option is that you can spend quality time with both of them, and observe their actions. Good luck finding your dream boy!

Dear Abby,

This is not the first time that I wrote letters to you. My problem is that I'm the leader of the White Lotus society. I have been in jail for quite a while. I hate jail, because they give me no tea. I've been doing exercises in my cell. I plan on breaking out and helping the Avatar. My biggest problem is how am I suppose to distract or confuse the warden? He's a very mean and nasty man.

Leader in jail

Dear Leader,

What you can do is to fake a mental illness, because then nobody will take you seriously. You could act like a mute, or an insane mental patient. Another thing is you can act like you removed yourself from this world in a trance. This malicious warden wouldn't suspect anything only if you keep up an act, then you can break out of prison and help the Avatar.

Dear Abby,

This is the very first time that I have written to you. I have boy problems. I don't know why, because I'm perfect in being pretty, strong, and smart. One of my friend's even said guys are afraid of me. I and my friends went on a vacation to the beach, and we meet some people who invited us to a party. At the party one of my friends had at least ten guys after her, and I grew jealous. My friend said in order to attract guys laugh at everything they say, so I did that. I went and talked to a guy called "Chao" who is I think is extremely attractive. I followed my friend's advice, and this guy thought I was insane or something. How should I tell my friend her advice is bad, and how am I suppose to meet boys?

Lonely princess

Dear Lonely,

I disagree with your friend's advice. You should laugh sometimes while talking to the opposite sex. If you want to meet guys I have some advice. Organize your hobbies and activities into a list, and decide what clubs you want to join to meet people like you. If your friend says men are afraid of you, you can act nicer and smile more. People are attracted to those who smile. Just keep happy, and you might find that special guy.

Dear Abby,

I've wrote to you once before. My other problem is boys! They won't get off of me, and they are a bunch of creeps! Why are creeps attracted to me? How can I tell them that I'm not interested?

Problems with too many boys

Dear Problems,

If a lot of guys are attracted to you, just lie and say that you have a boyfriend. If you wish not to lie, tell the guys nicely that you aren't interested in dating. Never say "I don't like you". Guys have feelings too just like girls, and you don't want to crush them even if they dislike them. Maybe you dress provocatively, or are happy quite often. Guys are attracted to pretty girls who smile. Good luck trying to avoid guys.

Dear Abby,

My friends, girlfriend, and I went to a party. There were two guys who talked with my girlfriend. I overreacted, and we fought at the party. Abby, that's not the problem. The problem is that my girlfriend is an emotionless blah, it's not that she cheated. I'm tired of my girlfriend being bored all the time, and she never says anything at all! We broke up and I'm nothing but mix emotions. How can I tell her that I don't like the way that she acts, but I still want her as a friend?

Angry boyfriend

Dear Angry,

When you talk to your ex-girlfriend never use "You make me feel", but instead say "I feel (insert simple emotion here) when you do this". You should be honest with her and tell her how you feel. There is nothing wrong with being friends with her ex, but in some relationships there are problems. If you and your ex are experiencing post dating hatred, please try to stay away from each other. You could start a new relationship soon if you would like. If the pain is just too much participate in your favorite activity.